thekodetoad.bsky.social
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develepor
Don't like the C standard library? It could be worse
"This project must be built with -DPRO_CHOICE"
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
After doing C++ for years i'm still terrible at marking my methods as const
September 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
designed by apple in california and assembled in china
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Who needs static_assert when you can just do 1/(<some constant expression>) and add -Werror=div-by-zero?
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Lua is *too* good. I've been trying to work on my own scripting language for a bit of fun, but whenever I visit Lua's website it makes me think "Do I really need to" (even though the main purpose is learning)
September 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have said this before and I will say it again:
the most prevalent style in my projects is a weird mix of casing styles because working on different projects with different casing styles gets confusing
August 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.
July 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't have enough space on my floppy disk to backup tho
June 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"homebrew", "apt", "flatpak", "uv", "npm", shut up. Shut the fuck up. We already know what the ideal form of package management is. Just email your coworker and one week later you will find a humble and reliable compact cd on your desk.
April 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Learning Go... and I gotta say who the hell is Jake Spencer?
Has anyone else encountered Jake Spencer while learning Go? Or is this just my experience
June 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Why do gamers say Level to mean Stage? You wouldn't say something has been levelled to mean it has been staged
May 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I tried to automatically organise imports using xdotool
this was not a good idea
May 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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NEW VIDEO OUT - Making music on a DS, playing it on a Floppy Disk boombox

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptN...
Making music on a DS, playing it on a Floppy Disk boombox
YouTube video by f4mi
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May 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
github does not work?
April 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Git war crimes episode one

Doing git merge but calling it a Rebase in the merge commit message
April 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
study
April 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
April 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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In the spirit of April Fools, i decided to do something silly. I modified my Rust to C compiler to output Holy C.

This allowed me to run a small iterator benchmark on Temple OS - meaning Rust is now one of the 2 languages running on that obscure system.

Is this useful? No.

Is it real? Yes.
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Urban Dictionary: snurfle
None
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March 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love how the Twittter wikipedia page correctly deadnames it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter
Twitter - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
March 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
blobcatcozy
March 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I embrace the self-documenting code philosophy by simply writing code as normal and claiming that it's self-documenting
March 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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October 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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bag: OBTAINED 💼
March 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My favourite browsers:
- Firefox
- Blue Firefox
- Generic Sphere
March 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM