Mayor of Nowheresville 📎
@thekasey.bsky.social
National award winning marketer. Moved back to the rural South, now paying the price. 📎
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The most out of touch AND low class administration ever—giving guns to officials of other countries. What in the world? I’m so embarrassed to even talk to my international friends. We are a disgrace.
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3D-printed guns that FBI boss Kash Patel gifted to New Zealand officials were toy-inspired revolvers
Inoperable pistols gifted by FBI Director Kash Patel to senior New Zealand security officials, who had to relinquish them for destruction because they were illegal to possess, were revolvers inspired ...
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November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The most out of touch AND low class administration ever—giving guns to officials of other countries. What in the world? I’m so embarrassed to even talk to my international friends. We are a disgrace.
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This pisses me off. I lost some ks my hearing when I was little, because there was no vaccinations available. Get your kids vaccinated so they can hear everything
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US could lose its measles elimination status within months, experts say
With 45 outbreaks of measles over the past year, the United States is at risk of endemic spread within months, experts told Live Science.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This pisses me off. I lost some ks my hearing when I was little, because there was no vaccinations available. Get your kids vaccinated so they can hear everything
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Look you guys it’s two turkeys, a whore (Russian agent) and some guy in a mask.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Look you guys it’s two turkeys, a whore (Russian agent) and some guy in a mask.
He’s doing anything to keep his ass off the hot seat. Hell will not be hot enough
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US justice department investigates Epstein's alleged ties to Clinton and banks after Trump request
Democrats are accusing Trump of using the justice department to deflect from his previous relationship with Epstein.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
He’s doing anything to keep his ass off the hot seat. Hell will not be hot enough
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Why is it always foreign bad actors with him? The only bad actors I’ve seen are our homegrown lot. People with dementia see shit that isn’t there.
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Trump accuses foreign-owned meat packers of inflating US beef prices and calls for investigation
President Donald Trump is accusing foreign-owned meat packers of driving up the price of beef in the U.S. and is asking the Department of Justice to open an investigation.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Why is it always foreign bad actors with him? The only bad actors I’ve seen are our homegrown lot. People with dementia see shit that isn’t there.
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Best photo ever to describe in one photo what is happening in this country RN. Old dementia man has no idea where he is or what is going on while the rest of us are in critical condition. He also looks as if he isn’t really curious about what is happening.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Best photo ever to describe in one photo what is happening in this country RN. Old dementia man has no idea where he is or what is going on while the rest of us are in critical condition. He also looks as if he isn’t really curious about what is happening.
FOR WHAT F’ING PURPOSE? HE CAN’T TAKE IT WITH HIM.
Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
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Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
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Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits c...
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November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
FOR WHAT F’ING PURPOSE? HE CAN’T TAKE IT WITH HIM.
Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
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Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
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I thought these dumb asses have been saying that the Senate is at work but not the House. So does this mean he’s talking from his sphincter hole again?
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Trump pressures GOP senators to end the government shutdown, now the longest ever
The government shutdown has entered its 36th day, breaking the record as the longest ever.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I thought these dumb asses have been saying that the Senate is at work but not the House. So does this mean he’s talking from his sphincter hole again?
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It’s the most incel shit ever coming from LV. Surprising actually. LV always seemed like it could get laid.
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Nation's largest fleet of police Cybertrucks to patrol Las Vegas
The nation's largest police fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks is set to begin patrolling Las Vegas in November thanks to a donation from a U.S. tech billionaire.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s the most incel shit ever coming from LV. Surprising actually. LV always seemed like it could get laid.
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And he will cook the books to make sure he gets it. He’s got to keep up the grift, he’s got nothing else. Except being weird.
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Tesla proposes $1tn award for Elon Musk if he hits ambitious targets
The car firm boss's enormous pay package depends on him hitting sky-high targets.
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November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
And he will cook the books to make sure he gets it. He’s got to keep up the grift, he’s got nothing else. Except being weird.
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I feel the need to remind every one that you have no idea what's coming next in your life. You can reason it all out and it can seem perfectly obvious that there is no possible good remaining to you - I know, I've done that math, multiple times, and I was always,
ALWAYS,
wrong.
ALWAYS,
wrong.
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I feel the need to remind every one that you have no idea what's coming next in your life. You can reason it all out and it can seem perfectly obvious that there is no possible good remaining to you - I know, I've done that math, multiple times, and I was always,
ALWAYS,
wrong.
ALWAYS,
wrong.
Fuck this old man from Queens with dementia. Needs to be in a damn care home. Filibuster should stay. Only those on the wrong side of it hate it.
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What's the filibuster and why does Trump want to get rid of it during the shutdown?
President Donald Trump wants Republicans in the Senate to kill a longstanding rule called the filibuster.
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November 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Fuck this old man from Queens with dementia. Needs to be in a damn care home. Filibuster should stay. Only those on the wrong side of it hate it.
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How appropriate. Both of them
are ghouls. Our tax dollars. We can’t feed people but we can entertain Republican’s kids.
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are ghouls. Our tax dollars. We can’t feed people but we can entertain Republican’s kids.
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Trump hosts White House Halloween bash with superheroes and presidential lookalikes amid shutdown
President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania hosted a Halloween celebration at the White House. The couple handed out full-sized candy bars and Twizzlers in special, presidential-seal boxes on Thursd...
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October 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
How appropriate. Both of them
are ghouls. Our tax dollars. We can’t feed people but we can entertain Republican’s kids.
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are ghouls. Our tax dollars. We can’t feed people but we can entertain Republican’s kids.
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No idea who these people are talking to. No one I know is spending $1007 on Christmas this year. I can’t afford hardly anything.
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No idea who these people are talking to. No one I know is spending $1007 on Christmas this year. I can’t afford hardly anything.
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Uh oh he’s going to take the credit for number 9. That had nothing to do with him. What a strange excuse for a human.
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Trump attends ceasefire ceremony with Thailand and Cambodia during Malaysia visit
Thailand and Cambodia have signed an expanded ceasefire agreement during a ceremony attended by President Donald Trump.
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October 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Uh oh he’s going to take the credit for number 9. That had nothing to do with him. What a strange excuse for a human.
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We never make the damn news for good shit. Way to go South Carolina.
Former South Carolina elections director arrested after using state card to buy fuel, agents say
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Former South Carolina elections director arrested after using state card to buy fuel, agents say
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Former South Carolina elections director arrested after using state card to buy fuel, agents say
South Carolina's former elections director Howard Knapp has been arrested and charged with embezzlement and misconduct in office.
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October 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
We never make the damn news for good shit. Way to go South Carolina.
Former South Carolina elections director arrested after using state card to buy fuel, agents say
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Former South Carolina elections director arrested after using state card to buy fuel, agents say
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If you all trust this, you’re better than me. I don’t trust this at all. Who’s behind it? At best, he’s lying and just released the funds somehow. Worst case someone bought themselves our military.
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Pentagon accepts $130 million donation to help pay the military during the government shutdown
The Pentagon has confirmed it's accepted an anonymous $130 million gift to help pay members of the military during the government shutdown.
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October 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If you all trust this, you’re better than me. I don’t trust this at all. Who’s behind it? At best, he’s lying and just released the funds somehow. Worst case someone bought themselves our military.
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I love how retailers are having this flashy commercials for Christmas. They have not caught on that 47 has canceled Christmas. No one is able to have a decent Christmas this year.
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I love how retailers are having this flashy commercials for Christmas. They have not caught on that 47 has canceled Christmas. No one is able to have a decent Christmas this year.