TheJumboSmoove™
@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere. Stone and sky.
Skyraider progress report for those who are following.
Where we is.
Also, in lieu of alt text, every picture is of a Tamiya 1/48 Skyraider I'm building taken from a different angle. In the last four it has drop tanks.
Where we is.
Also, in lieu of alt text, every picture is of a Tamiya 1/48 Skyraider I'm building taken from a different angle. In the last four it has drop tanks.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Skyraider progress report for those who are following.
Where we is.
Also, in lieu of alt text, every picture is of a Tamiya 1/48 Skyraider I'm building taken from a different angle. In the last four it has drop tanks.
Where we is.
Also, in lieu of alt text, every picture is of a Tamiya 1/48 Skyraider I'm building taken from a different angle. In the last four it has drop tanks.
Pete Hegseth needs to start with a belt and an accessible rafter.
I'm tired of him hanging himself with words alone.
I'm tired of him hanging himself with words alone.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pete Hegseth needs to start with a belt and an accessible rafter.
I'm tired of him hanging himself with words alone.
I'm tired of him hanging himself with words alone.
How in the fuck is no one in power absolutely done with this shit? Republicans, I'm begging you to grow a goddamned alone and shut your monster down. One of you needs to have the balls to stand up and introduce articles of impeachment. Your colleagues will follow. They just need one rebel leader.
Tucker Carlson: What do you think of Putin?
Witkoff: I liked him. I thought he was straight up with me…I don't regard Putin as a bad guy.
Witkoff: I liked him. I thought he was straight up with me…I don't regard Putin as a bad guy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
How in the fuck is no one in power absolutely done with this shit? Republicans, I'm begging you to grow a goddamned alone and shut your monster down. One of you needs to have the balls to stand up and introduce articles of impeachment. Your colleagues will follow. They just need one rebel leader.
This is what democracy looks like.
Elise Stefanik was booed off stage by her own voters during her speech.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is what democracy looks like.
Rob Gronkowski always looks like a toddler who is excited and confused about the spoon he's holding.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Rob Gronkowski always looks like a toddler who is excited and confused about the spoon he's holding.
The ayes have it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The ayes have it.
Here's a reading from a few years back featuring the poems "Vacuum" and "Sometimes I Miss It." Please check them out and if you like them, please subscribe to my channel. Thanks in advance.
youtu.be/QBTEkJrM5v4?...
youtu.be/QBTEkJrM5v4?...
"Vacuum" and "Sometimes I Miss It"
YouTube video by Joshua Espitia
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November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Here's a reading from a few years back featuring the poems "Vacuum" and "Sometimes I Miss It." Please check them out and if you like them, please subscribe to my channel. Thanks in advance.
youtu.be/QBTEkJrM5v4?...
youtu.be/QBTEkJrM5v4?...
I may be the exception that proves the rule. Kissing my head is the best way to introduce yourself. I have limitless magic to give.
do not kiss a bald persons head you don’t know!!!! it steals our magic and we keep that for our friends!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I may be the exception that proves the rule. Kissing my head is the best way to introduce yourself. I have limitless magic to give.
My new shirt is here.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My new shirt is here.
This is gonna be a good looking bird. And it's the most fun I've ever had with a kit. The engineering is perfect. The flat surfaces are huge and forgiving so it would make a great first model for someone learning to airbrush. And it's inexpensive.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is gonna be a good looking bird. And it's the most fun I've ever had with a kit. The engineering is perfect. The flat surfaces are huge and forgiving so it would make a great first model for someone learning to airbrush. And it's inexpensive.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
Can't plead the 5th on shit you've already been convicted of. It's a matter of record. Here's to watching this scumbag squirm.
Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
Ghislaine Maxwell will plead Fifth in House Epstein probe, Comer says
The late sex offender's convicted co-conspirator has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Can't plead the 5th on shit you've already been convicted of. It's a matter of record. Here's to watching this scumbag squirm.
Skyraider update. Gear and gas test fit. Engine and cowl affixed. We're getting closer to home. Hope to have her finished by next Tuesday.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Skyraider update. Gear and gas test fit. Engine and cowl affixed. We're getting closer to home. Hope to have her finished by next Tuesday.
The Gospel of Eros
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The Gospel of Eros
Fuck Trump. Fuck Putin. May they burn together in a hell on earth and may we all get to witness it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fuck Trump. Fuck Putin. May they burn together in a hell on earth and may we all get to witness it.
Call her piggy. Tell her you're just being blunt and honest. And that's why she loves you.
Better question would be: why does the president insult women reporters?
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Call her piggy. Tell her you're just being blunt and honest. And that's why she loves you.
This is a big deal but I have a serious question.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
At least George W. Bush tried to hide it a little. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is a big deal but I have a serious question.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
Skyraider is a little closer to Skyraiden'. Needs some touch up but aside from those couple of spots the base painting is done. is done.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Skyraider is a little closer to Skyraiden'. Needs some touch up but aside from those couple of spots the base painting is done. is done.
If you haven't watched Death by Lightning yet, you should. Excellent approach to a piece of history that really doesn't get more than glossed over in most people's history education. Also, Michael Shannon as Garfield is fantastic. But Matthew Macfayden's Guiteau steals every scene he's in. Wow.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If you haven't watched Death by Lightning yet, you should. Excellent approach to a piece of history that really doesn't get more than glossed over in most people's history education. Also, Michael Shannon as Garfield is fantastic. But Matthew Macfayden's Guiteau steals every scene he's in. Wow.
Get in, loser. We're going Skyraiding.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Get in, loser. We're going Skyraiding.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Even odds he turns up dead before Sunday.
holy shit mike johnson is SHOOK on Epstein vote in Senate
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Even odds he turns up dead before Sunday.
Remember what happens to Piggy in Lord of the Flies? I say it's a fitting nickname for trump given the present, violent implosion of the GOP.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Remember what happens to Piggy in Lord of the Flies? I say it's a fitting nickname for trump given the present, violent implosion of the GOP.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
Here's to hoping this is the best analogy ever penned.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Here's to hoping this is the best analogy ever penned.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
As much crying as that felonious fuckwit of a racist asshole does you should probably pick up a case of those for him.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
As much crying as that felonious fuckwit of a racist asshole does you should probably pick up a case of those for him.
Rocks as in 🤘🏽
Fox chyron reads "ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE" while in the background on their liveshot you can see people in frog and dinosaur costumes
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Rocks as in 🤘🏽