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The Juice (aka Black Joel Sun aka Juvi aka Betel Guise)
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The Juice aka Juvi aka Betel Guise
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Remember this guy? He was so nice
Going to The Mattix 2 with a group that included a guy who had never seen The Matrix. He asked what he needed to know, and a guy said “Keanu Reeves plays The Matrix but they call him Neo for short.” As we were leaving, the guy yelled “So they were going INSIDE him!”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It would not be right to say that all of these people should be shot.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Can anyone tell me what happens at he end of Zootopia 2, after they find the deed that proved that the snake’s grandma created Zootopia? My daughter made me take her home early because the toilets and the theatre were too loud.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Listen this site does not have The Juice you never heard of The Juice and you better not be telling nobody about The Juice
You know how I know Bluesky has the juice?

Been scrolling through the replies and not a single lame "Did NAZI that coming!" joke has been made
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Who told you about The Juice?
You know how I know Bluesky has the juice?

Been scrolling through the replies and not a single lame "Did NAZI that coming!" joke has been made
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Some enshitification is healing
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I just don’t want to watch a guy wrestle whose legs don’t bend.
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is going to be unpopular, but I like Resident Evil Merchant.
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I drank a Reign Kiwi Blend and it’s just not hitting like when I was a kid.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reign Energy Drink was better when I was a kid.
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I get pizza at Boston pizza now, I don’t know what happened
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don’t know who Ava max is but her Christmas song sucks shit
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reddit is calling Tarantino a bad director, now. The internet was a mistake.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I like that we live in a world where Hulk Hogan ran wild for Donald Trump and then immediately exploded his heart with cocaine and died.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What drives me nuts about that whole religious essay thing is that they could have found an academic source for every single stupid point she made. It was a justifiably failed grade! You can find an acceptable source to say literally anything!
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I hope I’m the last white man standing
Anytime you encounter this in the wild, just reply "so?"

The only reason anyone would care if white people "went extinct" (and, Christ, get a grip) would be if they thought white people were inherently superior for some reason. Make them say that with their whole chest.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don’t care, Chris. I don’t care either way. I don’t watch that show. Should I also golf clap if Grey’s Anatomy gets renewed for another season?
If your AEW fandom stops you from being able to at least golf clap for TNA and acknowledge that a significant TV deal for a pro wrestling brand in 2025 is a good thing for the business as a whole, you might might need to hand over your no tribalism club membership card. Kinda cringey, honestly.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Imagine watching Survivor Series: Wargames 2025 *shudder*
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I don’t have the discipline to be “a regular” anywhere
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think I’m done with With Gorley and Rust. Nothing against them, but I’m just not interested in what they are covering anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t want Ricochet to feud with a d-list country musician.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I haven’t seen a Christopher Nolan movie made in the last 11 years, I just realized. Not sure what to do with that.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
What I like about AEW is that nothing they do makes me mad. I don’t always agree, but at worst the thing is fine. WWE would have had QT Marshall beat Hangman after pretending he was a main eventer out of nowhere two weeks ago.
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Mitch and Tiger need to run-in to help Joe by throwing burgers and hot dogs at Hangman
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM