John Murphy
@thejohnmurphy.bsky.social
Screenwriter: Fearless, Trouble (Netflix), Co-Producer: Sneaks (2025). Indie Animation. Dog Father. Bond Expert.
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John Murphy
@thejohnmurphy.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Briarcliff Picks Up ‘Sneaks’ Voiced By Laurence Fishburne, Anthony Mackie, Martin Lawrence, Chloe Bailey, Mustard & More; Easter 2025 Theatrical Launch Set — AFM
The family movie follows a pair of collector sneakers, Ty (Anthony Mackie), and Maxine (Chloe Bailey), stolen by 'the Collector' (Laurence Fishburne).
deadline.com
Sneaks arriving in theaters April 2025. Had the pleasure of being a Co-Producer on this with a very talent group. The music is incredible.
10% off is not a discount
March 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
10% off is not a discount
truly a miracle that Michael Rooker wasn’t a one ‘n done actor after Mississippi Burning. He’s an incredible talent, but too easily he could’ve been pigeon-holed.
March 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
truly a miracle that Michael Rooker wasn’t a one ‘n done actor after Mississippi Burning. He’s an incredible talent, but too easily he could’ve been pigeon-holed.
It’s kind of mean that they refer to Andy Reid as Nikolai the walrus.
February 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s kind of mean that they refer to Andy Reid as Nikolai the walrus.
Forgot how convoluted the plot to Big Daddy is.
January 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Forgot how convoluted the plot to Big Daddy is.
Marvin Gaye (trying to get it on): “I won’t push ya, baby.”
Followed By: “c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! Stop beatin’ round the bush!”
Followed By: “c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! Stop beatin’ round the bush!”
January 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Marvin Gaye (trying to get it on): “I won’t push ya, baby.”
Followed By: “c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! Stop beatin’ round the bush!”
Followed By: “c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! Stop beatin’ round the bush!”
They really to stop pushing Fight Song on us
January 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
They really to stop pushing Fight Song on us
Imagine going to Tony’s Restaurant for a meal, seeing no service inside, but hearing Tony and Joe out back in the alley serenading some dogs as they eat a plate of pasta.
a lady and the tramp cartoon with a plate of spaghetti on a table
ALT: a lady and the tramp cartoon with a plate of spaghetti on a table
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Imagine going to Tony’s Restaurant for a meal, seeing no service inside, but hearing Tony and Joe out back in the alley serenading some dogs as they eat a plate of pasta.
just saw an ad for Healthy Wager dot com. Combining America’s two favorite pursuits: weight loss and gambling.
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
just saw an ad for Healthy Wager dot com. Combining America’s two favorite pursuits: weight loss and gambling.
Take A Shot When Tom Brady Says Achilles Heel Challenge
December 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Take A Shot When Tom Brady Says Achilles Heel Challenge
Wayfair Marketing Exec: what if our commercials showed the customers as unstable idiots?
December 13, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Wayfair Marketing Exec: what if our commercials showed the customers as unstable idiots?
My Holiday Hot Take:
Home Alone 2 is a soulless, sucky cash grab. It throws away everything Kevin learns in the first one for the sake of a sequel. It demonizes the working class, promotes a conman and his hotel, and tries to sell us a crappy recorder toy.
Home Alone 2 is a soulless, sucky cash grab. It throws away everything Kevin learns in the first one for the sake of a sequel. It demonizes the working class, promotes a conman and his hotel, and tries to sell us a crappy recorder toy.
a man with a beard wearing a police hat looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a police hat looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
My Holiday Hot Take:
Home Alone 2 is a soulless, sucky cash grab. It throws away everything Kevin learns in the first one for the sake of a sequel. It demonizes the working class, promotes a conman and his hotel, and tries to sell us a crappy recorder toy.
Home Alone 2 is a soulless, sucky cash grab. It throws away everything Kevin learns in the first one for the sake of a sequel. It demonizes the working class, promotes a conman and his hotel, and tries to sell us a crappy recorder toy.
And it has a little bit of snow in there too. Mostly on Ellis’ desk.
Reminder that Die Hard is a Christmas film because it's about a guy who reconnects with his family and who's actions restore hope and faith into a guy who lost his spirit all while defeating a guy motivated only by greed
December 7, 2024 at 5:07 PM
And it has a little bit of snow in there too. Mostly on Ellis’ desk.
BlueSky seems to think I’m a Philly sports fan. I am not.
December 4, 2024 at 1:21 AM
BlueSky seems to think I’m a Philly sports fan. I am not.
Justin Tucker’s kicking problem is that he thinks he’s Kraven The Hunter.
December 2, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Justin Tucker’s kicking problem is that he thinks he’s Kraven The Hunter.
My least favorite thing in Hollywood is working with a legit company that’s an abbreviation or acronym, let’s say ABC Films, and then learning that it stands for something dumb like “Abe’s Beautiful Cinema.”
November 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
My least favorite thing in Hollywood is working with a legit company that’s an abbreviation or acronym, let’s say ABC Films, and then learning that it stands for something dumb like “Abe’s Beautiful Cinema.”
one of my favorite running jokes is Charles Barkley's insistence that there are no skinny people in San Antonio.
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 AM
one of my favorite running jokes is Charles Barkley's insistence that there are no skinny people in San Antonio.
Rewatching Hunter For Red October, and reminded of the absolute directing heater that McTiernan went on for a decade.
November 23, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Rewatching Hunter For Red October, and reminded of the absolute directing heater that McTiernan went on for a decade.
Sneaks arriving in theaters April 2025. Had the pleasure of being a Co-Producer on this with a very talent group. The music is incredible.
Briarcliff Picks Up ‘Sneaks’ Voiced By Laurence Fishburne, Anthony Mackie, Martin Lawrence, Chloe Bailey, Mustard & More; Easter 2025 Theatrical Launch Set — AFM
The family movie follows a pair of collector sneakers, Ty (Anthony Mackie), and Maxine (Chloe Bailey), stolen by 'the Collector' (Laurence Fishburne).
deadline.com
November 16, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Sneaks arriving in theaters April 2025. Had the pleasure of being a Co-Producer on this with a very talent group. The music is incredible.