When I was 24, I couldn’t get the top off of a bottle of Snapple, so I used a hand saw to try and cut through the safety seal. Predictably to everyone but me, the saw slipped and gouged itself super deep into the side of my thumb.
Once I was riding around warming up for a horse-based stunt show and the saddle wasn't done up properly, it slipped backwards and spun around under the horse, throwing me off and breaking my collar bone, 10min before the show.
When I was 24, I couldn’t get the top off of a bottle of Snapple, so I used a hand saw to try and cut through the safety seal. Predictably to everyone but me, the saw slipped and gouged itself super deep into the side of my thumb.
teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it
me: ok no, but i see how you got there
teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it
me: ok no, but i see how you got there