Stewie Griffin
@thegriffingenius.bsky.social
"If anybody's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me."
Account Ran By OMEGA
This Character is from Family Guy.
Writer is a minor and Stewie is a baby. (So Lewd shall die by plastic explosives.)
I ALSO VA.
Account Ran By OMEGA
This Character is from Family Guy.
Writer is a minor and Stewie is a baby. (So Lewd shall die by plastic explosives.)
I ALSO VA.
Pinned
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"Where the devil have i ended up now..."
Stewie has arrived at Bsky.
Stewie has arrived at Bsky.
OMEGA
HI EVERYONE IM AWAKE
HI EVERYONE IM AWAKE
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June 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
OMEGA
HI EVERYONE IM AWAKE
HI EVERYONE IM AWAKE
OMEGA
the hell is a chiitan
the hell is a chiitan
// CHIITAN’S IN BLUSKY?!?!?
June 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
OMEGA
the hell is a chiitan
the hell is a chiitan
"Nah not really... I don't think it suits me." [He'd shrug.] "I'd rather just continue working on my weaponry... I could provide you all items if it'd suffice."
June 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"Nah not really... I don't think it suits me." [He'd shrug.] "I'd rather just continue working on my weaponry... I could provide you all items if it'd suffice."
OMEGA
bit of a random question but who here likes ENA?
bit of a random question but who here likes ENA?
June 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
OMEGA
bit of a random question but who here likes ENA?
bit of a random question but who here likes ENA?
"Alright cmon..." [Stewie slid down and began walking off.]
June 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Alright cmon..." [Stewie slid down and began walking off.]
"You're welcome for that Five."
June 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"You're welcome for that Five."
[Stewie fired the shot.] "Fatass." [He'd reload and walk off.]
June 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
[Stewie fired the shot.] "Fatass." [He'd reload and walk off.]
[Stewie is preparing to fire at someone.]
June 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
[Stewie is preparing to fire at someone.]
"Because I talk! So what?"
Why is there a talking baby?
June 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Because I talk! So what?"
"Are you serious..."
June 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Are you serious..."
"IT'S A WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS YOU DAMN BLASTED TINCAN NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN FINISH MY SHOW."
“Me neither.
People are talking some “rizz”?!
But like, what’s rizz?”
People are talking some “rizz”?!
But like, what’s rizz?”
"Seriously, I have..no idea what anyone is talking about.."
June 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"IT'S A WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS YOU DAMN BLASTED TINCAN NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN FINISH MY SHOW."
"Go get some then."
. . .
I want some ice cream.
I want some ice cream.
June 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Go get some then."
"DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD!"
June 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD!"
"Very well... NOW PISS OFF."
June 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"Very well... NOW PISS OFF."
"No." [He'd run off giggling.]
June 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"No." [He'd run off giggling.]
"What do you want?"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT STEWIE GRIFFIN FROM FAMILY GUY
June 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"What do you want?"
"HE WAS TALKING TO ME RUDOLF THE HOT TOPIC REINDEER!"
* I got a piggy back ride like, a couple days ago.
z never too old
z never too old
Seventeen, thank you.
And no one’s ever too old of piggyback rides, Stewie Griffin Family Guy.
And no one’s ever too old of piggyback rides, Stewie Griffin Family Guy.
June 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"HE WAS TALKING TO ME RUDOLF THE HOT TOPIC REINDEER!"
"Fair enough... Brian once let me hop on his back it was honestly pretty enjoyable."
Seventeen, thank you.
And no one’s ever too old of piggyback rides, Stewie Griffin Family Guy.
And no one’s ever too old of piggyback rides, Stewie Griffin Family Guy.
"You're like 16 aren't you too old for piggyback rides?"
June 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Fair enough... Brian once let me hop on his back it was honestly pretty enjoyable."
"You're like 16 aren't you too old for piggyback rides?"
Where’s Riku?
Or Ying?
Or literally any of my friends that are taller than me?
I wanna climb up their backs and just hang out on there.
Or Ying?
Or literally any of my friends that are taller than me?
I wanna climb up their backs and just hang out on there.
June 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"You're like 16 aren't you too old for piggyback rides?"
OMEGA
family guy for the next kingdom hearts... Sora Donald Goofy Stewie and Brian fighting heartless would be so peak
family guy for the next kingdom hearts... Sora Donald Goofy Stewie and Brian fighting heartless would be so peak
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June 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
OMEGA
family guy for the next kingdom hearts... Sora Donald Goofy Stewie and Brian fighting heartless would be so peak
family guy for the next kingdom hearts... Sora Donald Goofy Stewie and Brian fighting heartless would be so peak
"Well we clearly aren't watching the same thing are we?" [He'd look up at her.] "I'm watching Mr.Belvedere..."
June 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Well we clearly aren't watching the same thing are we?" [He'd look up at her.] "I'm watching Mr.Belvedere..."
"Oh come on Dee Dee have a damn sense of humor!"
June 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Oh come on Dee Dee have a damn sense of humor!"
"Yes... I'm sure I can create something like that... A Blaster powered by one of my nuclear cores sounds good... and don't worry it's free of charge I get a kick out of making stuff anyway."
“Yeah, I’d like one that’ll be an absolute hell raiser. Can you do that, and how much do I have to pay you to make this?”
"You'd like a weapon? Hmm... Very well. I'll see what I can create."
June 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"Yes... I'm sure I can create something like that... A Blaster powered by one of my nuclear cores sounds good... and don't worry it's free of charge I get a kick out of making stuff anyway."
"You'd like a weapon? Hmm... Very well. I'll see what I can create."
@thegriffingenius.bsky.social
“You think you could make a weapon for me? I’ve seen what you’re capable of and I think we could make a truce.”
“You think you could make a weapon for me? I’ve seen what you’re capable of and I think we could make a truce.”
June 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"You'd like a weapon? Hmm... Very well. I'll see what I can create."
"Oh it's the hilarious show about a Dominican Woman attempting to get in and out of North Korea in under half an hour... Oh it's killing me!"
June 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Oh it's the hilarious show about a Dominican Woman attempting to get in and out of North Korea in under half an hour... Oh it's killing me!"