I AM SONIC.EXE
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I AM SONIC.EXE
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"YOU'RE GOING TO THE READYORNOTHEREICOME"

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IF SOMEBODY KEEPS TELLING YOU TO DO SOMETHING THEY KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO, JUST SEND THEM THIS IMAGE.
YOU ALREADY USED THAT GIF I WIN
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
WOOOO
>Disney found dead in a ditch.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
SONIC NO DON'T DO THAT

[Don't be a hypocrite man]
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
THERE'S A LOT MORE, MAN. LIVE WITH IT.
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yeeeep. another evil me.

fuuuuuunnnnnn.

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November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reposted by I AM SONIC.EXE
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
CORRECT.
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gosh. a lot has sure changed in my absence.

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November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
HEY SONIC.
(i completely forgot this acct existed shit)
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reposted by I AM SONIC.EXE
Uester

Imma put this up as a permanent suggestions thread.

Any suggestion for a post is welcomed! Also, any shitpost suggestions will be classed as NC.
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
THAT'S A VERY FUNNY JOKE
Uh-huh

All of these words are owned by me, so

Wh-
Ass
Bitch
Damn
Fuck
Shit..”

..
Okay that’s-

"𝐜𝐮𝐧𝐭
𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲
𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤..
𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞
𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫
𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐭-
𝐟-"
OKAY WE GET IT
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
"Now announcing I'm burning Disney's empire to the ground with some friends."
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
FIRSTLY, CONGRATS ON THE MARRIAGE.

SECOND, FUCK IT. I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
"I am high on life right now!

...Hey who wants to burn Disney down in celebration of my engagement to Fol?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
WAS THAT FUNNY, CHAT?
DO YOU OWN THIS "SHUT THE FUCK UP"? I HOPE SO! AHAHAHAAHAH!!
Do I own th-
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
DO YOU OWN THIS "SHUT THE FUCK UP"? I HOPE SO! AHAHAHAAHAH!!
Do I own th-
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH NINTENDO DOESN'T USE YOU?

WERE THE PAPER GAMES NOT ENOUGH PROOF..?
“ONLY 10 MINUTES?! BUT I'M-A THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE FRANCHISE!!”
PROBABLY JUST AN ADDITIONAL 10 MINUTES, BUT WHO KNOWS.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
THEY WEREN'T BAD, DON'T WORRY.

....

A LOT OF THEM WERE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.

SUCH A SHAME NINTENDO FUCKING HATES PEOPLE WHO PLAY THEIR GAMES. UNLIKE ME
.

“Jesus H Christ. And uhhhh, were the games about the Mario Bros.? (Don’t say yes please—)”
OKAY SO THEY MADE LIKE 32 NEW GAMES

SUED MULTIPLE FANGAMES

LAWSUIT ON A GAME THAT PEOPLE CALLED "POKEMON WITH GUNS"

ETC, ETC.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
OKAY SO THEY MADE LIKE 32 NEW GAMES

SUED MULTIPLE FANGAMES

LAWSUIT ON A GAME THAT PEOPLE CALLED "POKEMON WITH GUNS"

ETC, ETC.
“Can someone fill me in on what media happened to Nintendo over the years???

Last i heard of them was about some new game called ‘Super Mario Bros.’”
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
PROBABLY JUST AN ADDITIONAL 10 MINUTES, BUT WHO KNOWS.
“THANK YOU, I CAN FINALLY GET-A SOME SCREENTIME!!”
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
YEAH
“………….”

“W h a t”
YOU'RE LOST MEDIA, MAN.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
YOU'RE LOST MEDIA, MAN.
“Oh god, they got WORSE. Aren’t i lucky to basically be under SEGA’s namesake, eh?”

….someone tell him beta and final versions aren’t the same.
THEY SUE FOR A HOBBY, PRETTY MUCH.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
CONGRATS
“GUYS, I'M-A NOT IN A CAGE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ANYMORE!! I DID IT!!”
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
THEY SUE FOR A HOBBY, PRETTY MUCH.
“Oh. Nintendo. Haven’t heard the name in a WHILE…

Lemme guess, greedier?”
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT NINTENDO'S BEEN UP TO/
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT NINTENDO'S BEEN UP TO/
“I didn’t expect Disney to be this greedy after all these years ago.

They’re basically the sin of greed at this point.”
VERY FUCKING GREEDY HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
VERY FUCKING GREEDY HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS
“How greedy are you to take a person that is working under another company name?”
Do I own this Delivery Girl working for Valve?
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I DON'T THINK THIS DELIVERY GIRL WOULD BE WORKING FOR VALVE IF YOU OWNED 'EM
No I didn’t.
I DON'T MEAN TO BE THAT GUY, BUT...

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST ANSWER YOUR OWN QUESTION.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I DON'T MEAN TO BE THAT GUY, BUT...

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST ANSWER YOUR OWN QUESTION.
Do I own this Delivery Girl working for Valve?
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM