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I was told there’d be cake
Confirmed: in this scene, Glinda is crying from sad
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Confirmed: in this scene, Glinda is crying from sad
Sheik: “It is I, the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda”
8 year old me:
8 year old me:
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sheik: “It is I, the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda”
8 year old me:
8 year old me:
listen bitch, of course i know there's a no show fee, im the one who no showed
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
listen bitch, of course i know there's a no show fee, im the one who no showed
In homage to The Wizard of Oz, casting directors for Wicked: For Good initially wanted to cast Judy Garlands great granddaughter, Merrick Garland, as Dorothy before learning he was old, a man, and not related to Judy Garland.
June 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In homage to The Wizard of Oz, casting directors for Wicked: For Good initially wanted to cast Judy Garlands great granddaughter, Merrick Garland, as Dorothy before learning he was old, a man, and not related to Judy Garland.
UPDATE:
Wicked Part 2’s officially title has been changed to “Wicked: For Good”, as the original title of Wicked: nana, FOR GOODness sake, where are those cufflinks?” was deemed “too long”.
Wicked Part 2’s officially title has been changed to “Wicked: For Good”, as the original title of Wicked: nana, FOR GOODness sake, where are those cufflinks?” was deemed “too long”.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
UPDATE:
Wicked Part 2’s officially title has been changed to “Wicked: For Good”, as the original title of Wicked: nana, FOR GOODness sake, where are those cufflinks?” was deemed “too long”.
Wicked Part 2’s officially title has been changed to “Wicked: For Good”, as the original title of Wicked: nana, FOR GOODness sake, where are those cufflinks?” was deemed “too long”.
Wicked makes history with an on-screen FIRST!!!
The only documented scenario of a piano being played via rear-end during an extramarital affair.
The only documented scenario of a piano being played via rear-end during an extramarital affair.
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Wicked makes history with an on-screen FIRST!!!
The only documented scenario of a piano being played via rear-end during an extramarital affair.
The only documented scenario of a piano being played via rear-end during an extramarital affair.
CONFIRMED: Bubble was CGI.
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 PM
CONFIRMED: Bubble was CGI.
Nevermind this. Ignore it. I accidentally combined it with Oppenheimer
For those of you who are confused, remember the only reason Elphaba struggles to control her power, is because the woman playing with her in the real world is an actual witch.
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Nevermind this. Ignore it. I accidentally combined it with Oppenheimer
For those of you who are confused, remember the only reason Elphaba struggles to control her power, is because the woman playing with her in the real world is an actual witch.
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 PM
For those of you who are confused, remember the only reason Elphaba struggles to control her power, is because the woman playing with her in the real world is an actual witch.
Theory: I believe Galinda was lying about thinking the hat was cool.
December 4, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Theory: I believe Galinda was lying about thinking the hat was cool.
Did you guys know that Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth from the Wicked film, both had cameos in the Broadway musical?
December 3, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Did you guys know that Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth from the Wicked film, both had cameos in the Broadway musical?
Did anyone else catch the easter egg of Elphaba being green just like the witch was in The Wizard of Oz?
December 2, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Did anyone else catch the easter egg of Elphaba being green just like the witch was in The Wizard of Oz?
A very first world problem to have is an actual grandma named Carol, cause when I reference her, people think I’m talking generically but no, her name is forreal Carol and she’s batshit crazy, this is not a drill, Barbara.
November 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM
A very first world problem to have is an actual grandma named Carol, cause when I reference her, people think I’m talking generically but no, her name is forreal Carol and she’s batshit crazy, this is not a drill, Barbara.
Girl, already?
November 16, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Girl, already?
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Mascarpone is such a fun word to say
November 16, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Mascarpone is such a fun word to say
Having to wait another year for this fashion masterpiece is a travesty.
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Having to wait another year for this fashion masterpiece is a travesty.
Flying on a plane is just mailing yourself somewhere.
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Flying on a plane is just mailing yourself somewhere.
Madame Morrible is probably the most unhinged, on accounta of all animals I think should NOT have wings, it’s monkeys.
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Madame Morrible is probably the most unhinged, on accounta of all animals I think should NOT have wings, it’s monkeys.
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Navigating the existential dread all by yourself, handsome?
November 13, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Navigating the existential dread all by yourself, handsome?
Poll: is mewtwo a little bit unexplainably sexy?
November 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Poll: is mewtwo a little bit unexplainably sexy?
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
I was sposed to use my hairspray, but I forgot to aquanet me
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I was sposed to use my hairspray, but I forgot to aquanet me
I hope this email finds you releasing your inhibitions and feeling the rain on your skin
November 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I hope this email finds you releasing your inhibitions and feeling the rain on your skin
Fact: Sunglasses are homosexual. They belong to us.
November 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Fact: Sunglasses are homosexual. They belong to us.
Cashier: “would you like to donate a dollar for the children at St. Jude?”
Me: “who they vote for?”
Me: “who they vote for?”
November 13, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Cashier: “would you like to donate a dollar for the children at St. Jude?”
Me: “who they vote for?”
Me: “who they vote for?”