fka disgracecars
@thegraceescape.bsky.social
never miss an opportunity to choose a stupid name for yourself
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bluesky user grace is in her 30s and dislikes sharing personal information. she intermittently enjoys and routinely subjects herself to f1, indycar, tennis, and tottenham hotspur football club. grace spends her time in a unique hellscape of her own creation and also London.
bluesky user grace is in her 30s and dislikes sharing personal information. she intermittently enjoys and routinely subjects herself to f1, indycar, tennis, and tottenham hotspur football club. grace spends her time in a unique hellscape of her own creation and also London.
DANE SCARLETT, DAMOLA AJAYI, MIKEY MOORE. PLAY THE FUCKING KIDS.
i'm fine.
i'm fine.
god you're going through the depths of apathy about your football team and then a teenage debutant from the academy scores within minutes of coming on and life is beautiful again
January 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
DANE SCARLETT, DAMOLA AJAYI, MIKEY MOORE. PLAY THE FUCKING KIDS.
i'm fine.
i'm fine.
god you're going through the depths of apathy about your football team and then a teenage debutant from the academy scores within minutes of coming on and life is beautiful again
January 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
god you're going through the depths of apathy about your football team and then a teenage debutant from the academy scores within minutes of coming on and life is beautiful again
imagine being a fan of a football club that wasn't actively trying to kill you
January 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
imagine being a fan of a football club that wasn't actively trying to kill you
THE STUDIO'S PROBABLY GOING INTO MELTDOWN OVER MY LACK OF TACTICS
ange postecoglou you made me love football again and i will never be able to thank you enough. or forgive you.
ange postecoglou you made me love football again and i will never be able to thank you enough. or forgive you.
December 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
THE STUDIO'S PROBABLY GOING INTO MELTDOWN OVER MY LACK OF TACTICS
ange postecoglou you made me love football again and i will never be able to thank you enough. or forgive you.
ange postecoglou you made me love football again and i will never be able to thank you enough. or forgive you.
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Nothing sums up the absurdity of this football club quite like the sight of an 18-year-old midfielder playing out of position at centreback having to talk a 36-year-old ex-international goalkeeper through a total headloss.
December 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Nothing sums up the absurdity of this football club quite like the sight of an 18-year-old midfielder playing out of position at centreback having to talk a 36-year-old ex-international goalkeeper through a total headloss.
"appalling performance from the team that scored four goals and won the match, the manager had better be prepared to prostrate himself and/or roast the players after that embarrassing shambles" oh fuck off literally everybody at sky sports
December 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
"appalling performance from the team that scored four goals and won the match, the manager had better be prepared to prostrate himself and/or roast the players after that embarrassing shambles" oh fuck off literally everybody at sky sports
god why would anybody be a tottenham fan
December 19, 2024 at 9:49 PM
god why would anybody be a tottenham fan
gary neville i am outside your house you annoying little man
(for legal reasons this is untrue and i am in london with no intention of moving)
(for legal reasons this is untrue and i am in london with no intention of moving)
December 19, 2024 at 9:33 PM
gary neville i am outside your house you annoying little man
(for legal reasons this is untrue and i am in london with no intention of moving)
(for legal reasons this is untrue and i am in london with no intention of moving)
why are the good games always on tnt
December 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
why are the good games always on tnt
whatever happens today happens. go with god fellas.
December 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
whatever happens today happens. go with god fellas.
"nothing against danny ric" brigade is out. couldn't be me. something against danny ric. lots of things against danny ric. for example: he doesn't have it anymore, and he's not that funny.
"oh they need an experienced driver for the feedback" oh? and mr pure instinct over there is the guy for that?
"oh they need an experienced driver for the feedback" oh? and mr pure instinct over there is the guy for that?
December 12, 2024 at 5:37 PM
"nothing against danny ric" brigade is out. couldn't be me. something against danny ric. lots of things against danny ric. for example: he doesn't have it anymore, and he's not that funny.
"oh they need an experienced driver for the feedback" oh? and mr pure instinct over there is the guy for that?
"oh they need an experienced driver for the feedback" oh? and mr pure instinct over there is the guy for that?
respectfully, for the LOVE of GOD. can we not.
Cadillac F1 is said to have major interest in Danny Ric 👀👀
This would be a great move imo.
Imagine the reaction and the fans Cadillac would get if they become the team to bring Daniel Ricciardo back to #F1.
www.motorsportweek.com/2024/12/12/d...
This would be a great move imo.
Imagine the reaction and the fans Cadillac would get if they become the team to bring Daniel Ricciardo back to #F1.
www.motorsportweek.com/2024/12/12/d...
Daniel Ricciardo named top candidate for Cadillac F1 venture – report
Daniel Ricciardo has been tipped as a top candidate for the 2026 Cadillac Formula 1 project, according to a report.
www.motorsportweek.com
December 12, 2024 at 4:29 PM
respectfully, for the LOVE of GOD. can we not.
THANK FUCK. I NEED LIGHT.
Just a reminder, as you look outside and notice it's already getting dark 😱, that today is the earliest sunset of the year (15:51 in London). From tomorrow the sunsets slowwwwly start getting later again. (Sunrises don't start getting earlier until Dec 30th hence solstice on 21st.) YOU ARE WELCOME.
December 12, 2024 at 3:09 PM
THANK FUCK. I NEED LIGHT.
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suffering from a severe case of 2.27am brain everything is a good idea and i've never been smarter than i am right now
December 12, 2024 at 2:27 AM
suffering from a severe case of 2.27am brain everything is a good idea and i've never been smarter than i am right now
a man on the internet is trying to explain to me how jokes work as if i haven't been consistently hilarious for three entire decades
December 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
a man on the internet is trying to explain to me how jokes work as if i haven't been consistently hilarious for three entire decades
finally a cogent explanation for why motorsport is in fact the one true sport!!! it's just the car this the driver doesn't make a difference that, shut up!!! they don't PRACTICE and that's why it's Ultimate Sports. F1 wisely introduced sprint weekends to bring it closer to this platonic ideal!!!
practicing is considered to be a form of cheating in most sports, as well it should be. take a look at the last 20 or 25 nba champions. i guarantee you that the vast majority of them held practice almost every single day. it's destroying the sports we love
December 11, 2024 at 5:30 PM
finally a cogent explanation for why motorsport is in fact the one true sport!!! it's just the car this the driver doesn't make a difference that, shut up!!! they don't PRACTICE and that's why it's Ultimate Sports. F1 wisely introduced sprint weekends to bring it closer to this platonic ideal!!!
@ all the advertising algorithms or whatever: it's cute that you imagine i'm in the kind of income bracket that would buy multiple pairs of bose headphones in a six-week period but that was truly a one-time purchase.
December 11, 2024 at 5:22 PM
@ all the advertising algorithms or whatever: it's cute that you imagine i'm in the kind of income bracket that would buy multiple pairs of bose headphones in a six-week period but that was truly a one-time purchase.
[to nobody in particular and definitely not someone close to me who will never ever be on this platform]
sometimes in life you just gotta accept that you weren't designed for doing a PhD and stop before the attempt kills three or more people
sometimes in life you just gotta accept that you weren't designed for doing a PhD and stop before the attempt kills three or more people
December 8, 2024 at 11:34 PM
[to nobody in particular and definitely not someone close to me who will never ever be on this platform]
sometimes in life you just gotta accept that you weren't designed for doing a PhD and stop before the attempt kills three or more people
sometimes in life you just gotta accept that you weren't designed for doing a PhD and stop before the attempt kills three or more people
the way pundits and commentators talk about tottenham makes my blood absolutely boil. yes we have poor decision-making and waste chances. yes we have young players with a lot to learn. but the philosophy is NOT "never bow never change" and you have not been paying attention if you think it is.
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
the way pundits and commentators talk about tottenham makes my blood absolutely boil. yes we have poor decision-making and waste chances. yes we have young players with a lot to learn. but the philosophy is NOT "never bow never change" and you have not been paying attention if you think it is.
if a spurs-chelsea game *doesn't* feel like a form of active self-harm to watch is it even a spurs-chelsea game tbh
December 8, 2024 at 5:50 PM
if a spurs-chelsea game *doesn't* feel like a form of active self-harm to watch is it even a spurs-chelsea game tbh
also let's not be starting any kind of narrative where george is the only snitch in this fight. they're each as bad as the other, and both believe they're completely justified at all times. let's call it what it is.
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
also let's not be starting any kind of narrative where george is the only snitch in this fight. they're each as bad as the other, and both believe they're completely justified at all times. let's call it what it is.
my opinion on the george vs max situation is that—as long as they *don't* get out of hand on track with it—it's fantastic. give me more genuine animosity between drivers. give me poisonous press conferences and hostile interactions. they're both prepared to fight dirty? let them.
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
my opinion on the george vs max situation is that—as long as they *don't* get out of hand on track with it—it's fantastic. give me more genuine animosity between drivers. give me poisonous press conferences and hostile interactions. they're both prepared to fight dirty? let them.
being in the top 1% of music listeners worldwide (per spotify) is on the one hand incredibly validating but on the other hand sets my competitive ass an insane goal for next year. let's get into the decimals, bitch.
December 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
being in the top 1% of music listeners worldwide (per spotify) is on the one hand incredibly validating but on the other hand sets my competitive ass an insane goal for next year. let's get into the decimals, bitch.