The Gay Agenda YYC
@thegayagendayyc.bsky.social
Got my finger deep on the pulse of #YYC's prostate.
Social Media (bad) influencer serving up laughs, tawdry tales & really bad 🏳️🌈 life advice!
Social Media (bad) influencer serving up laughs, tawdry tales & really bad 🏳️🌈 life advice!
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With the influx of followers I'm seeing from the Great Migration, I should probably mention that if you're expecting thotty thurst traps, my mama raised me different.
Her words of advice: "You'll never be the prettiest, or have the body to rely on... So you better be funny as f*ck."
Her words of advice: "You'll never be the prettiest, or have the body to rely on... So you better be funny as f*ck."
Rewatching #EmpireRecords and instead of me just thinking it's a just a "cool movie", I realize my Xoomer shines thru as it dons on me what a total HR nightmare all this would be... And to happen ALL IN ONE DAY!?! #FML
Just shut us down now, Employment Canada.
Just shut us down now, Employment Canada.
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June 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Rewatching #EmpireRecords and instead of me just thinking it's a just a "cool movie", I realize my Xoomer shines thru as it dons on me what a total HR nightmare all this would be... And to happen ALL IN ONE DAY!?! #FML
Just shut us down now, Employment Canada.
Just shut us down now, Employment Canada.
Hadn't realized I'd been grooving along to Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation" at work until some Gen Z'er came up to make sure I wasn't in fact having a seizure... 🤷😭
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June 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hadn't realized I'd been grooving along to Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation" at work until some Gen Z'er came up to make sure I wasn't in fact having a seizure... 🤷😭
Had the strangest dream last night that I built some kind of device like a T-shirt g*n, but instead if a g*n, it was a tank, and instead of t-shirts it shot subway sammiches.
Pretty sure I need to patent this before someone else does.
#deepthots
Pretty sure I need to patent this before someone else does.
#deepthots
June 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Had the strangest dream last night that I built some kind of device like a T-shirt g*n, but instead if a g*n, it was a tank, and instead of t-shirts it shot subway sammiches.
Pretty sure I need to patent this before someone else does.
#deepthots
Pretty sure I need to patent this before someone else does.
#deepthots
Through a strict scientific data collection process, I have come to the conclusion that the Venn Diagram for guys who:
1. Use a faceless profile to send "want this 🍆?" msgs
2. Have a F*ck Tr*deau sticker on their vehicle
3. Call you a slur when they see you out in public
Is a circle.
#justthefacts
1. Use a faceless profile to send "want this 🍆?" msgs
2. Have a F*ck Tr*deau sticker on their vehicle
3. Call you a slur when they see you out in public
Is a circle.
#justthefacts
June 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Through a strict scientific data collection process, I have come to the conclusion that the Venn Diagram for guys who:
1. Use a faceless profile to send "want this 🍆?" msgs
2. Have a F*ck Tr*deau sticker on their vehicle
3. Call you a slur when they see you out in public
Is a circle.
#justthefacts
1. Use a faceless profile to send "want this 🍆?" msgs
2. Have a F*ck Tr*deau sticker on their vehicle
3. Call you a slur when they see you out in public
Is a circle.
#justthefacts
Looked into the bathroom mirror at work today and was all "hold up... I've taken this pic before..."
Sure enuff, same hair, same shirt, same bathroom, just 9 years apart.
Is this that #twinkdeath y'all been posting about?
#gayculture
#gayyyc #gaycanada 🇨🇦
Sure enuff, same hair, same shirt, same bathroom, just 9 years apart.
Is this that #twinkdeath y'all been posting about?
#gayculture
#gayyyc #gaycanada 🇨🇦
May 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Looked into the bathroom mirror at work today and was all "hold up... I've taken this pic before..."
Sure enuff, same hair, same shirt, same bathroom, just 9 years apart.
Is this that #twinkdeath y'all been posting about?
#gayculture
#gayyyc #gaycanada 🇨🇦
Sure enuff, same hair, same shirt, same bathroom, just 9 years apart.
Is this that #twinkdeath y'all been posting about?
#gayculture
#gayyyc #gaycanada 🇨🇦
Just had a random DL fuqboi message me with "you host? Live alone?"
Live alone?
IN THIS ECONOMY!?!
Straight men be wilding and hella delusional.
#poor #gay #tired #brokeassedbitch
Live alone?
IN THIS ECONOMY!?!
Straight men be wilding and hella delusional.
#poor #gay #tired #brokeassedbitch
May 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just had a random DL fuqboi message me with "you host? Live alone?"
Live alone?
IN THIS ECONOMY!?!
Straight men be wilding and hella delusional.
#poor #gay #tired #brokeassedbitch
Live alone?
IN THIS ECONOMY!?!
Straight men be wilding and hella delusional.
#poor #gay #tired #brokeassedbitch
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ICE Deports Mariner Moose Back to Canada: tinyurl.com/vswvxhrr
May 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ICE Deports Mariner Moose Back to Canada: tinyurl.com/vswvxhrr
It's like so weird how even in this modern age we can still resort to superstition and believing old wives tales...
I dropped the soap in the shower today and my first thot was "oh, must be a Dom Tom swinging by today".
#lavendarmagic #gaylife #gaymen
I dropped the soap in the shower today and my first thot was "oh, must be a Dom Tom swinging by today".
#lavendarmagic #gaylife #gaymen
May 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's like so weird how even in this modern age we can still resort to superstition and believing old wives tales...
I dropped the soap in the shower today and my first thot was "oh, must be a Dom Tom swinging by today".
#lavendarmagic #gaylife #gaymen
I dropped the soap in the shower today and my first thot was "oh, must be a Dom Tom swinging by today".
#lavendarmagic #gaylife #gaymen
Strangest thing happened tonight... Took the risk and hooked up with some anon tonight, and did the whole thing where maybe my body type isn't going to be acceptable, so I felt I had to let them know I'm a big, burly bear... Ready to be ghosted.
But no. He says it's no problem, as he's one himself.
But no. He says it's no problem, as he's one himself.
May 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Strangest thing happened tonight... Took the risk and hooked up with some anon tonight, and did the whole thing where maybe my body type isn't going to be acceptable, so I felt I had to let them know I'm a big, burly bear... Ready to be ghosted.
But no. He says it's no problem, as he's one himself.
But no. He says it's no problem, as he's one himself.
This is one of the first federal elections which I genuinely feel afraid.
I fear we'll fall victim to the same damage a radical, right wing "conservative" party has unleashed down south.
I fear civil rights and liberties will be rolled back for the few in hopes to "protect the rights" of the many.
I fear we'll fall victim to the same damage a radical, right wing "conservative" party has unleashed down south.
I fear civil rights and liberties will be rolled back for the few in hopes to "protect the rights" of the many.
April 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is one of the first federal elections which I genuinely feel afraid.
I fear we'll fall victim to the same damage a radical, right wing "conservative" party has unleashed down south.
I fear civil rights and liberties will be rolled back for the few in hopes to "protect the rights" of the many.
I fear we'll fall victim to the same damage a radical, right wing "conservative" party has unleashed down south.
I fear civil rights and liberties will be rolled back for the few in hopes to "protect the rights" of the many.
April 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Is this a measuring cup for ANTS!?!
#householditems #kitchenitems #kitchenproducts
#Zoolander #nails #nails💅
#householditems #kitchenitems #kitchenproducts
#Zoolander #nails #nails💅
April 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is this a measuring cup for ANTS!?!
#householditems #kitchenitems #kitchenproducts
#Zoolander #nails #nails💅
#householditems #kitchenitems #kitchenproducts
#Zoolander #nails #nails💅
You know those days when you've woken up from a dream that had you and your partner arguing violently because he refused to allow the tiger you rescued on your way home in the house, and then you found out he'd hired hitmen to "disappear" you so he could get sympathy sex when he says he's a widow?
April 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You know those days when you've woken up from a dream that had you and your partner arguing violently because he refused to allow the tiger you rescued on your way home in the house, and then you found out he'd hired hitmen to "disappear" you so he could get sympathy sex when he says he's a widow?
Just finished "Auganic"... And LAWD Jeezus, she has thoughts!
"A married couple examines an unusual phenomenon when they discover a special ability during an intimate moment.'
What they fail to say is the complete DREAM BOAT & icon of a man @kennybrain.bsky.social was half nekkid through it all!
"A married couple examines an unusual phenomenon when they discover a special ability during an intimate moment.'
What they fail to say is the complete DREAM BOAT & icon of a man @kennybrain.bsky.social was half nekkid through it all!
April 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Just finished "Auganic"... And LAWD Jeezus, she has thoughts!
"A married couple examines an unusual phenomenon when they discover a special ability during an intimate moment.'
What they fail to say is the complete DREAM BOAT & icon of a man @kennybrain.bsky.social was half nekkid through it all!
"A married couple examines an unusual phenomenon when they discover a special ability during an intimate moment.'
What they fail to say is the complete DREAM BOAT & icon of a man @kennybrain.bsky.social was half nekkid through it all!
April 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Talking with a guy in knew way back in my twenties, all about coulda, woulda, shouldas... Saddened that we never hooked up back then, when neither of us realized it was an option.
March 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Talking with a guy in knew way back in my twenties, all about coulda, woulda, shouldas... Saddened that we never hooked up back then, when neither of us realized it was an option.
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Who did this??? 🤣🤣🤣
March 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Who did this??? 🤣🤣🤣
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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
Watched #Plainclothes last night, which for a #LGBT #movie was pretty good. My husband had a tough time believing arrests with that level of entrapment was real in 1997, but I remember the fear all too well back then.
But with a Daddy-fied RToves, it's worth a watch.
m.imdb.com/title/tt2755...
But with a Daddy-fied RToves, it's worth a watch.
m.imdb.com/title/tt2755...
Plainclothes (2025) ⭐ 7.6 | Drama, Romance, Thriller
1h 35m
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March 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Watched #Plainclothes last night, which for a #LGBT #movie was pretty good. My husband had a tough time believing arrests with that level of entrapment was real in 1997, but I remember the fear all too well back then.
But with a Daddy-fied RToves, it's worth a watch.
m.imdb.com/title/tt2755...
But with a Daddy-fied RToves, it's worth a watch.
m.imdb.com/title/tt2755...
March 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Remembering that time I told a yoot that today was the "Ides of March" and they were all... "sorry, I don't watch Star Wars, so I don't know what that means."
I should have known the downfall of society would soon follow.
#march15 #idesofmarch
I should have known the downfall of society would soon follow.
#march15 #idesofmarch
March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Remembering that time I told a yoot that today was the "Ides of March" and they were all... "sorry, I don't watch Star Wars, so I don't know what that means."
I should have known the downfall of society would soon follow.
#march15 #idesofmarch
I should have known the downfall of society would soon follow.
#march15 #idesofmarch
I have never felt more seen than when Adams explained how "cereal goes in a different stomach" on tonight's #GreysAnatomy.
March 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I have never felt more seen than when Adams explained how "cereal goes in a different stomach" on tonight's #GreysAnatomy.
I successfully convinced my hetero dude-bro boss that I watch #Reacher because of the plot.
I have also just applied to CSIS & MI6 because it's now been proven how I obviously excel in subterfuge and spy craft.
I have also just applied to CSIS & MI6 because it's now been proven how I obviously excel in subterfuge and spy craft.
March 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I successfully convinced my hetero dude-bro boss that I watch #Reacher because of the plot.
I have also just applied to CSIS & MI6 because it's now been proven how I obviously excel in subterfuge and spy craft.
I have also just applied to CSIS & MI6 because it's now been proven how I obviously excel in subterfuge and spy craft.
Common sense and decency < the homosexual urge to drop that buss to the floor when you hear mad beats coming from a car in a parking lot.
#LGBT #gay #dance #allaboutthatbass
#LGBT #gay #dance #allaboutthatbass
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Common sense and decency < the homosexual urge to drop that buss to the floor when you hear mad beats coming from a car in a parking lot.
#LGBT #gay #dance #allaboutthatbass
#LGBT #gay #dance #allaboutthatbass
Just had a near death experience while waxing my nose hairs... Some of the hot wax unknowingly dripped onto my moustache, but DEFINITELY let me know when I went to yank out the stick and half my taint tickler went with it.
🧔⤴️😭
Beauty is pain.
Pain is beauty.
🧔⤴️😭
Beauty is pain.
Pain is beauty.
March 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just had a near death experience while waxing my nose hairs... Some of the hot wax unknowingly dripped onto my moustache, but DEFINITELY let me know when I went to yank out the stick and half my taint tickler went with it.
🧔⤴️😭
Beauty is pain.
Pain is beauty.
🧔⤴️😭
Beauty is pain.
Pain is beauty.