J. Hill 🌻
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J. Hill 🌻
@thefunhill.bsky.social
Just here. 🌞
Don’t mind me, just talking to myself out loud.
Really at the age where I (31 y.o.) have to tell my mama (52) that she can’t believe everything she sees on the internet.
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
As Floridian who has never lived in snow, my favorite content as of now is watching videos of people reapplying snow to cars of people that stole spots they did didn’t shovel. The snow wars are are getting real and I love how petty and determined people are.
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I’ve come to the understanding that I don’t know how to date anymore.
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Parents really put the grand in grandparents when they be come one.

My mama surely got grand when Jace came into this world.
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Me: *parenting the child that came out of my vagina* (specifically coaching him how to mop correctly)
My mom: why you gotta do that? You don’t have to stand over him
Me: *def not standing over him* you don’t want me to tell him how to do it right the first time?!
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Happy new year!🎆
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I went had one baby 12 years ago and sat my ass down somewhere. Motherhood is literally the most ghetto hood I’ve EVER been in.
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Reposted by J. Hill 🌻
I ain't get locked up in a prison nor mental asylum either
it’s all i’ve got
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I literally hate having a baby daddy. More often than a little bit I forget that he even exist then every blue moon he comes fucking with me disturbing my damn peace.
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I’m in need of a man. I’m tired of doing the mundane things of life getting oil changes and gas. Lol
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They wanted us to hate Eady Britt on Desperate Housewives, but Susan was the absolute worst.
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This year has been kicking my ass. My birthday month, November, was the first time in a long time that I felt somewhat normal… on this night, I actually felt pretty after seeing my reflection in a gas station window.

Slowly, but surely finding myself again. ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I genuinely can’t stand being a parent sometimes.

You mad at me cause I told you to shower? Literally been in the same clothes since Friday and been outside playing, but I’m the mean mom for telling you to shower? AND I SAID IT THE NICE WAY?!

The way my mama use to talk to us. He wouldn’t survive
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My mom was today years old when she learned condoms have expiration dates.

Raising your parents is tough.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The conversation of law school has come back up in my life. Set aside from being scared, I really just don’t know where to start or what to do. I could really use a mentor.
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Susan is #2 of being terrible. The way her daughter was an emotional crush should be studied.
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Watching Desperate housewives…… Gabriella is the worst. She’s also a pedo.
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I don’t love being in Daytona. I can tell when I’m not in friendly territory.
September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The man that I would like to… sit on… is in the likes of a slim waist, big booty, ham hock thigh having Latina……. I just can’t catch a break.
August 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My son is an only child so every now and then we’ll both sneak and get some food, but then there are the days where I only want to pay for one meal lol there’s food in the house.. he will be okay.
August 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The best fast food is the kind that you had to sneak away from your kid and eat it in the car kind.
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Apparently there is office drama… I’m so to myself I’m oblivious to anything going on.
July 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Def travels in 3’s.
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Jefferson sat there and let Franklin disrespect his wife on so many levels too many times in ONE conversation. Pastor or not, he let that go on a lil too long. #DivorcedSistas
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Again, not wanting to fight or anything … I believe the link to schizophrenia is drugs.
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM