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Nikki 🌱
@thefloralbaker.bsky.social
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Deaf | Christian | Photographer | Plant Pathologist | Baker | Vegan | Covid Cautious
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Did I just spent £15 on the vegan chocolate torte from M&S for Xmas pudding? 🫣🤙🏼

Yes.

Do I have anyone to share it with?

No.

🐷
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Post flu jab vegan treatz 💉🍫
Black and white photo of Nikki, a white woman with red hair in a black and white striped t-shirt wearing a face mask. She is sat in a doctor's room waiting for a vaccine. A sticker is over the photo reading "flu fighter" A packet of Booja Booja chocolate wonders raspberry scrunch and Mummy Meegz Choccy Balls vegan
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Happy International Day of Persons with disabilities 🤟🏼
Nikki, a white woman with red hair showing her purple hearing aid and holding her hand up in the sign for love.
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
According to recent research, you don't become a stable adult until 32. Guess I gotta stop wobbling now 😆

Vegan chocolate cake with chocolate mushrooms, fairies and pinecones 🧚🏻‍♀️🍄
Nikki, a white lady with red hair sits at a table with the red and white patterned tablecloth. There is a rectangle chocolate cake in front of her with two gold candles and decorated with chocolate mushrooms with pink fairies.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
TADA has an insane vegan menu but they don't deliver 😭😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Your wellness routine should include taking precautions to avoid multiple covid infections that damage your immune system, hope that helps. 🌟💕
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Go to the abbey at sundown 🌞 🍁

Autumns finest 👌🏻
Nikki, a white lady with red hair wearing a green winter jacket, sits in front of a yellow Ginkgo tree in the ruins of an abbey.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Made pizza dough, vegan pesto, 2 batches of vegan cookies cos I couldn't remember the recipe so made it first with chia seeds then realised it was meant to be aquafaba so now I have about 30 cookies, molded up some more vegan chocolate mushrooms, and done 2 laundry washes.
Go me ✊🏼
thefloralbaker.bsky.social Nikki 🌱 @thefloralbaker.bsky.social · Nov 15
Putting this here for accountability. We're (I'm) making pizza dough tomorrow, mkay.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Putting this here for accountability. We're (I'm) making pizza dough tomorrow, mkay.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Help! I thought these were vegan nuggets but they're battered gherkins!!!
Plant menu box of battered gherkins
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Quite nice finding £17 sitting in your depop account since 2023.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Got a new julienne machine and I have sliced half of my nail off 😨🤕
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Thought someone put a pine cone in my mushroom box 😅 🍄
Layered hen of the woods musbroom
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Put so much edible glitter on this damn cake I was blowing it out of my nose for an hour afterwards 🫣
Blue and gold dragon scale cake.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Vegan dragon cake for a client 🐉🐉🐉
Nikki, a white woman with red hair sits next to a blue dragon scale cake with three chocolate dragons on top. The blue cake is sprayed with gold glitter.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Trying to grow it out but this whole "can't see shite" phase is, erm, annoying.
Nikki, a white lady with red hair. She is wearing a winter jacket with the hood up and her fringe covers her eyes.
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Not sure if this was a mistake and it's meant to be reduced to £1 but selling £2.50 vegan Kandy kittens sweets for 10p is thrilling 😂 yes I got a lot
Sweetie shelf of a supermarket saying the Kandy Kittens sweets have been reduced for clearance to 10 pence.
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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What's a deaf person's favourite fungi?

Jelly Ear Mushrooms 🍄
Jelly Ear Mushrooms (brown ear shaped mushrooms on the side of a log). Jelly Ear Mushrooms (brown ear shaped mushrooms on the side of a log).
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Mycologists dilemma: is this a giant puffball or a ball of polystyrene??
October 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Mum: What did you have for lunch?
Me: a mushroom.
Mum: a mushroom??
Me: a panko battered portobello mushroom with tamarind, aye 🍄

#VeganFood
Battered slices of a portobello mushroom.
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Mum: do you want us to bring you anything back from Italy?

3 guesses what my response was 😅

🇮🇹🍝🍋

#VeganFood
Top left: a ceramic mug with lemon images, mini rainbow coloured farfelle pasta, spaghetti, tortiglioni.
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Has anyone made a blooming onion before? Any tips? Best type of onion etc?
September 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
#vegan tofu cutlets and gigantes 🌱
Plate of food. 3 tofu cutlets, sliced cucumber and tomatoes, a bowl of gigantes (giant Greek beans).
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
thefloralbaker.bsky.social
Also true for disabled Christians. This is a perfect depiction of my experience in church being deaf.
nakedpastor.bsky.social NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · Sep 5
One of my saddest but truest cartoons.
Some say I cause more division by pointing out the division.
As if ignoring it makes it disappear.
But it doesn’t for those who are hurting.

Let’s be brave: see it, name it, speak it, then fix it.
September 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Cutlery shopping as a neurodivergent person is hilarious and also incredibly annoying cos why are all these knives and forks the wrong shape?!
August 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM