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Kevin
@theekmc.bsky.social
A fan of the Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors and Philadelphia Eagles. Old school wrasslin’ fan. Posts mostly sports related but I will post about anything.
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Special shoutout to all the new followers. I appreciate you!

I am a big sports fan but I am open to any content BlueSky has to offer.

This place is quickly turning into ‘the place to be’ for social media vibes and I’m here for it!
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Myles Straw just posted this on IG and quickly deleted it. Epic troll or foreshadowing? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Tarik Skubal has filed his arbitration number at $32 million, while the Tigers filed at $19 million.

Detroit’s front office really said, “Two Cy Youngs? Cool. But what if you were paid like a very confident No. 3 starter?”
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Rob Manfred is trying to turn baseball into a Franken-sport because he doesn’t actually like baseball. A split season and an in-season tournament is what happens when a guy who thinks the World Series trophy is “just a piece of metal” starts brainstorming during a marketing PowerPoint
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
International diplomacy isn’t a bar fight.
You don’t win by smashing a chair and screaming “SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.”

Saying “we stand with Denmark and Greenland” sounds like leadership, not cowardice to me.

Winning the comment section isn’t a priority… peace and prosperity is
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
As a kid, Times Square on New Year’s Eve looked magical.
As an adult, all I see is a glittery countdown clock surrounded by thousands of people wearing adult diapers partying in a packed porta-potty…

I swear I can smell it through my TV…

Anyways… Happy New Year BlueSky! All the best in 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
In 2026 I’m going to need people to keep their ai generated selfies with celebrities on their camera roll.

Because nothing screams main character energy like an ai generated photo with a celeb who definitely does not know you exist and legally would like to keep it that way.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The NHL ignoring Heated Rivalry’s existence isn’t because it’s unrealistic.
It’s because hockey culture is still stuck in a locker room from 1983 where emotions are suspicious and representation is a healthy scratch…

Good luck growing the game with that mindset in 2026…
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’ve got a grievance with the MLB offseason…

This thing takes forever. Players don’t “sign,” they enter a multi-month will-they-won’t-they situationship.”

Sir, it’s baseball, not the next season of The Bachelor.
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Leafs fans are funny…

Trading Matthews would be like selling your house because the driveway needs shoveling… in Canada… in February.

You don’t trade a generational goal scorer in his prime. You build around him, tweak the roster, burn a few cursed playoff jerseys, reverse jinx the power play etc.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Thank you for your service, Bowen Yang. You carried sketches, pop culture, and occasionally the entire internet on your back. We will never be okay, but we will pretend to be… just like a SNL episode with a unfunny host.
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m not a pro salary cap guy especially in MLB… but seeing the Dodgers sitting on $1,064,500,000 in deferred payments through 2047 kinda screams that maybe this loophole needs to be patched.
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Blue Jays have signed Tyler Rogers, whose arm angle is so low it needs a TTC subway map… and then they have Trey Yesavage, whose arm angle comes from directly above God.
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Time naming the architects of AI “Persons of the Year” is wild, because nothing screams historic achievement like a group of people who collectively broke the world’s homework system, caused every college professor to age 20 years overnight, and made half the internet wonder what is real or digital
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“FIFA is the official happiness provider for humanity since over 100 years.” - Gianni Infantino

Gianni talks like FIFA is the Make-A-Wish Foundation for the world, when in reality they’re more like the Take-A-Bribe Foundation.
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I really do try not to judge stuff before giving it a fair shot… but Vin Diesel making a Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots movie is absolutely killing me.
It feels like he saw the success of Barbie and thought, ‘Yeah, the world’s ready for two plastic dudes punching each other.’
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m very thankful that Susan Dell isn’t a thing on BlueSky… yet… I need a break from all that…
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The Eagles OC Kevin Patullo has officially passed the Philly Holy Trinity of Villains: that one Dallas Cowboy we all boo on sight, the dude who put ketchup on a cheesesteak, and Ben Simmons’ jumper.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Mariners fans are funny man, Cease signs in Toronto and suddenly they’re like, ‘This clears the path for Tucker to choose Seattle!’

Buddy… why would Tucker pick Seattle over Toronto? That’s like choosing a motel with a flickering vacancy sign over a five-star hotel that has all you can eat tendies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Anyone who dropped $499 on a “Trump Mobile” phone deserves a medal… not for bravery, but for achieving the rare feat of getting scammed before the product even existed. That’s efficiency. That’s speed. That’s Early Access Grifting.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We should’ve seen Saquon Barkley’s season going off the rails the moment he golfed with Trump and landed the Madden cover. That’s a double-whammy curse so strong it should come with a warning label.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
AJ Brown to the Buffalo Bills feels like the most obvious offseason move since Terrell Owens landed in Philly back in 2004.

The vibes? Uncannily similar…
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Conservative trolls are acting like giving a kid a free lunch is the gateway drug to Marxism.

“First it’s a sandwich, then it’s gulags!”

Relax, Chad… it’s a yogurt cup, not the fall of Western civilization.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Today was a day filled with completely batshit crazy headlines and of course the internet took the ball and ran with it.

“Hitler had a micro-penis”

“The Right is tranvestigating Erika Kirk”

“Ask him if Putin had photos of Trump blowing Bubba”

Bubba being Bill Clinton…

and… I’m out…✌🏾
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
A conversation I’ll have in 10 years:

Them: Where ya from?
Me: Hamilton, Ontario
Them: Isn’t that where a un-housed man stole a bus and made all the stops?
Me: Yes and now he is mayor.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dodgers fans are mad online because Ernie Clement slid into home with his leg up and a smile on his face. Their team won the World Series… why are they still angry?

Let’s be honest… if Mookie Betts did that same slide, Dodger fans would have it framed in the Louvre by now….
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM