I am a big sports fan but I am open to any content BlueSky has to offer.
This place is quickly turning into ‘the place to be’ for social media vibes and I’m here for it!
Detroit’s front office really said, “Two Cy Youngs? Cool. But what if you were paid like a very confident No. 3 starter?”
Detroit’s front office really said, “Two Cy Youngs? Cool. But what if you were paid like a very confident No. 3 starter?”
You don’t win by smashing a chair and screaming “SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.”
Saying “we stand with Denmark and Greenland” sounds like leadership, not cowardice to me.
Winning the comment section isn’t a priority… peace and prosperity is
You don’t win by smashing a chair and screaming “SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.”
Saying “we stand with Denmark and Greenland” sounds like leadership, not cowardice to me.
Winning the comment section isn’t a priority… peace and prosperity is
As an adult, all I see is a glittery countdown clock surrounded by thousands of people wearing adult diapers partying in a packed porta-potty…
I swear I can smell it through my TV…
Anyways… Happy New Year BlueSky! All the best in 2026!
As an adult, all I see is a glittery countdown clock surrounded by thousands of people wearing adult diapers partying in a packed porta-potty…
I swear I can smell it through my TV…
Anyways… Happy New Year BlueSky! All the best in 2026!
Because nothing screams main character energy like an ai generated photo with a celeb who definitely does not know you exist and legally would like to keep it that way.
Because nothing screams main character energy like an ai generated photo with a celeb who definitely does not know you exist and legally would like to keep it that way.
It’s because hockey culture is still stuck in a locker room from 1983 where emotions are suspicious and representation is a healthy scratch…
Good luck growing the game with that mindset in 2026…
It’s because hockey culture is still stuck in a locker room from 1983 where emotions are suspicious and representation is a healthy scratch…
Good luck growing the game with that mindset in 2026…
This thing takes forever. Players don’t “sign,” they enter a multi-month will-they-won’t-they situationship.”
Sir, it’s baseball, not the next season of The Bachelor.
This thing takes forever. Players don’t “sign,” they enter a multi-month will-they-won’t-they situationship.”
Sir, it’s baseball, not the next season of The Bachelor.
Trading Matthews would be like selling your house because the driveway needs shoveling… in Canada… in February.
You don’t trade a generational goal scorer in his prime. You build around him, tweak the roster, burn a few cursed playoff jerseys, reverse jinx the power play etc.
Trading Matthews would be like selling your house because the driveway needs shoveling… in Canada… in February.
You don’t trade a generational goal scorer in his prime. You build around him, tweak the roster, burn a few cursed playoff jerseys, reverse jinx the power play etc.
Gianni talks like FIFA is the Make-A-Wish Foundation for the world, when in reality they’re more like the Take-A-Bribe Foundation.
Gianni talks like FIFA is the Make-A-Wish Foundation for the world, when in reality they’re more like the Take-A-Bribe Foundation.
It feels like he saw the success of Barbie and thought, ‘Yeah, the world’s ready for two plastic dudes punching each other.’
It feels like he saw the success of Barbie and thought, ‘Yeah, the world’s ready for two plastic dudes punching each other.’
Buddy… why would Tucker pick Seattle over Toronto? That’s like choosing a motel with a flickering vacancy sign over a five-star hotel that has all you can eat tendies.
Buddy… why would Tucker pick Seattle over Toronto? That’s like choosing a motel with a flickering vacancy sign over a five-star hotel that has all you can eat tendies.
The vibes? Uncannily similar…
The vibes? Uncannily similar…
“First it’s a sandwich, then it’s gulags!”
Relax, Chad… it’s a yogurt cup, not the fall of Western civilization.
“First it’s a sandwich, then it’s gulags!”
Relax, Chad… it’s a yogurt cup, not the fall of Western civilization.
“Hitler had a micro-penis”
“The Right is tranvestigating Erika Kirk”
“Ask him if Putin had photos of Trump blowing Bubba”
Bubba being Bill Clinton…
and… I’m out…✌🏾
“Hitler had a micro-penis”
“The Right is tranvestigating Erika Kirk”
“Ask him if Putin had photos of Trump blowing Bubba”
Bubba being Bill Clinton…
and… I’m out…✌🏾
Them: Where ya from?
Me: Hamilton, Ontario
Them: Isn’t that where a un-housed man stole a bus and made all the stops?
Me: Yes and now he is mayor.
Them: Where ya from?
Me: Hamilton, Ontario
Them: Isn’t that where a un-housed man stole a bus and made all the stops?
Me: Yes and now he is mayor.
Let’s be honest… if Mookie Betts did that same slide, Dodger fans would have it framed in the Louvre by now….
Let’s be honest… if Mookie Betts did that same slide, Dodger fans would have it framed in the Louvre by now….