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Mostly Toys from the Neon 90s. GI Joe, Lego, Gundam, Transformers, The Corps!, ExoSquad, TMNT, Star Trek, etc. Some opinions on music and sports. he/him
It is cool to see a really good Vehicle Voltron bootleg on top of my fridge whenever I get home from the bar.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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recently got a new classics megatron to replace my faded and yellowed old one and god, this guy is still so cool
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Carmen Sandiego voice:
Rednok is….INNNN JAAAAAIL.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My friend took me to see a famous (among younger people) “garage punk band tonight. They’re not bad but they just sound so meek and mild. To me garage punk is like Zeke, New Bomb Turks, Gaza Strippers. Etc. this shit could be playing at Starbucks and no one would even bat an eye.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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A look at the Funskool Lady Jaye:

forgotten--figures.blogspot.com/2025/11/funs...

Content from around the web.

#GIJoe
Funskool Lady Jaye - Around The Web
Forgotten G.I. Joe Figure profiles. Featuring G.I. Joe figures from around the world.
forgotten--figures.blogspot.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sorry for no website updates. Even though I was on a roll. I have a had a completely insane 7 weeks.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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A look back at the 1994 Action Pilot:

forgotten--figures.blogspot.com/2017/11/1994...

I want this guy to be a better figure.

#GIJoe
1994 Action Pilot
Forgotten G.I. Joe Figure profiles. Featuring G.I. Joe figures from around the world.
forgotten--figures.blogspot.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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special mission: brazil - mission accomplished
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Transformers Action Master Krok & Gatoraider! Puntastic pair- Krok is FOOT soldier who kicks & a sports star paired with GATORAIDer. This is good stuff! The only original character AM with a speaking role in Marvel (as Bludgeon’s right-hand bot). He disappeared by G2, shame- colours would’ve fit!
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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repost with an iconic fictional band 😘
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Strength United is Stength Multiplied.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I was in an Uber last night and buddy holly by weezer came on the radio. I tried to explain to the driver that the music video came stock on Windows 95 and he had no fucking idea what I was talking about. I felt so old and crazy lol
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nice day for it
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The new Super7 Microtron is fucking great.

I love how the promo photos encourage you to use it as a chest accessory, but there's a 5mm port that allows you to recreate the original production PP Drill, as well. Excellent work, designers.
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Transformers Action Master Wheeljack + Turbo Racer! Wheeljack’s M.A.S.K.-surplus shiny red midlife crisis-mobile is as gadget-laden as you’d expect & makes a nice jet. Love the gunner’s position. The missiles are a bit big as hand weapons though given the “compensating for something?” theme they fit
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
pansexual anime Earth First simulator is NOT WOKE, okay?
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don't usually go for the big licensed Icons sets, but that Lego Enterprise D looks pretty slick.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Nobel (Noble) Gundam from 2002
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Transformers Action Master Take-Off! Not the most exciting of the 1991 AMs though his *NEON* orange head & slippers certainly excite the eye. Partner Screech is described as an eagle in his bio though is quite blatantly a pteranodon. Used his helmet to make a lil cash as a Jaffa extra in Stargate
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hate baseball now
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Uncontrollable Urge
Name a Song with an Emotion in the Name
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Texts with the bestie
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM