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It’s all bullsh!t folks, and it’s bad for you. That’s what you have to remember as you go through life in this country—GeorgeCarlin~It’s Bad For Ya (2008)

#Missing #GeorgeCarlin #MoreThanEver
#NoRights #Temporary #Privilege #US1942

m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_FQ...
You Have No Rights | George Carlin | It's Bad for Ya (2008)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
m.youtube.com
WTF?!?
Why does a search for Sarah Kendzior’s @bsky.app account show that @sarahkenzdzior.bsky.social is suspended?
It had better be #HidingInPlainSight or else Bluesky has som ‘splaining to do…

#Where’sSarah
#Bluesky
#Suspended
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Spectator sport—

art by Jack Ohman @jackohman.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you are a billionaire who owns the biggest social media platform *and* the most advanced A.I. on the planet, then program said A.I. to lie about the most creatively prolific, curative journalist on the planet—you will get your digital derrière handed to you in 200 tweets.

#MuskIsSkum
Seth Abramson on X: "(🧵) THREAD: I'm an Elon Musk biographer. Musk and/or his agents have programmed his AI to make false statements about me that the AI makes no effort to substantiate or correct. So here's a thread of the substantiated claims about Musk that Grok says it can make. Please RETWEET. https://t.co/8M45H0n5eP" / X
(🧵) THREAD: I'm an Elon Musk biographer. Musk and/or his agents have programmed his AI to make false statements about me that the AI makes no effort to substantiate or correct. So here's a thread of the substantiated claims about Musk that Grok says it can make. Please RETWEET. https://t.co/8M45H0n5eP
x.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you tried to tell somebody about this fiendishly masterful piece of wonderment, they would look at you like you had electrodes sticking out of your neck…

#FrankenChocoLegoStein
#AmauryGuichon
#Frankenstein’s*Monster*BTdubs
#HappyHalloween
#ToHellWithHershey’s

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pt46...
Gigantic Edible Frankenlego Made 100% of Chocolate!
YouTube video by Amaury Guichon
m.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
No crowns on fauxking billionaire clowns?
A lot more ups with a lot less downs?
Fewer tricks with way more treats,
That doesn’t involve smelling feets?
Fewer candles on your birthday cake?
Keeping democracy?—for everyone’s sake.
More baseball, dogs and protest songs?
Why can’t we all just get along?
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
To be fair—they *were* beautiful letters and they *did* fall in love…
🎶que será, será!

#KimjohnDonaldUnTmurpjong
#HisOtherBrotherFromAnotherMother
#ButIDon’tWantToLiveInNorthKorea
#DemocracyBeforeKimchi
#ABitOfBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

art by Marian Kamensky
humor-kamensky.sk
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
right. the. fukk. on.
Can we have more *po~lice* police the “po~lice”, puh~lease?

Re~post this righteousness right now—

#Fargin’ICE~høles
#AGestapoByAnyOtherNameSmellsJustAsUnconstitutional
#HowToICE

art by Zez Vaz @zezvaz.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If you’re going to be in the neighborhood of Tulsa, our under~appreciated friend Michael Wright is having a book signing this Friday, October 24th—
Please re~post! ;^]

@michael-wright45.bsky.social

#SupportLocalArtists #Poets #Writers
#Tulsa #MagicCityBooks

magiccitybooks.com/events/38192...
Michael Wright | Magic City Books
magiccitybooks.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dude really knows how to break the ICE—
This invigorating instructional in intolerance should be taught in schools and run in a loop on all television networks until the ICE is fukking melted…
I like my streets like I like my drinks…neat—with no ICE

#HowToICE
#Fargin’ICE~høles
#JustStop~oTheGestapo
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
One of the nastier things on the inter~webs—ever—wtf?
I can appreciate A.I.’s serendipitous auto~installation of his maniacally intrinsic mask dysfunction, though…
#TruthSocialDisease
The very archival @sarahcpr.bsky.social

“I thought I looked like The Lone Ranger.”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMKg...
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I really hate that cooze #TedCruz.
We must excuse him from the news.
Weird snoot like a herniated hypotenuse,
Deeply brown from you~know~whooz.
Brava, Kat!—for your J’accuse,
Of the sycophantic views his stoopid face spews.
When Cruz Abuse: Round Twos ensues—
We’ll buy you booze and cheer for youse!
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted
<~• NO CROWN FOR A CLOWN •~>

#NoKingsInAmerica #Protest

art by Bill Bramhall @billbramhall.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted
I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
<~• NO CROWN FOR A CLOWN •~>

#NoKingsInAmerica #Protest

art by Bill Bramhall @billbramhall.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is an excellent article on what you need to know if you attend any of the #NoKings protests tomorrow—what your rights are, what to do if you get arrested, and how to keep yourself safe.
Please repost far and wide…

#BoostTheBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
This One Matters: A "No Kings" Protest Guide
For Oct 18 and beyond ...
open.substack.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted
The Hate America Rally already happened, Mike Johnson. It was held on January 6, 2021, and was orchestrated by your boss.

On October 18, patriots across America will honor our commitment to keep America from becoming the dystopic jackboot dictatorship you fascist bootlickers dream of and drool for.
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
<~• ever the quintessential Spaceman •~>

#AceFrehley

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwSC...
KISS - The Tom Snyder Show 10/31/1979 (Complete)
YouTube video by ItalicNY 1975
www.youtube.com
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@oregonduck4ever.bsky.social—thanks for re~posting Clay’s sitch, Janelle! ;^]
October 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy #IndigenousPeoplesDay!

#StopWhitewashingOurHistory

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Oh yeah!
He had three ships, he sailed from Spain,
A first rate hat 'top a second rate brain,
He sailed by night, he sailed by day—
Will somebody tell him he sailed the wrong way?
Christopher Columbus Song (Animaniacs Reboot Season 2)
YouTube video by Lewis
m.youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM