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Michael Blackthorn
@thedeviantwitch.com
✨ Astro Witch. Tarot Dom. Saturn's gold-kissed prince.
🖤 The Deviant Witch: stirring shit, hexing bigots, & licking taboo clean.
💍 Married. Queer. Still feeding MAGATS to familiar spirits.
🧹 I'm your favorite Witch's favorite Witch.
Okay Sarah/Jacob with your titties pierced, one dangly earring, feathers all up in that hair, smelling like burnt sage, patchouli and privilege... we need to talk.

#WitchLife #WitchProblems #5D Fuckery. Why not forget about that High Vibration and let's bring on the Low Vibrations, time to root.
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Funny how fast people drop you when they think someone else can get them further. I'm not here to ride coattails or collect transactions disguised as friendships. Real success comes from doing the work, not hopping circles and draining energy.
Building differently over here.

#WitchLife #HexxWitch
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Mixing Orange, Lime, Jasmine with a sprinkle of Sea Salt helps us to come alive, it awakens us and allows us to focus on what is important. It gives us a pep to keep moving forward with intention. Use it! #WitchLife #WitchTips #BlackthornWitch #GayWitch
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Fact that so many #Witches fall into the trap of... Study, Engage, Practice then.. Lightwork-Manifestation still a #Witch but never practice #Witchcraft and only focus on Good Vibes and Moon-Yoni Water... and chant Blessered Be Y'all.. is so Sad to me. Where Have All The Witches Gone? #WitchLife
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Happiest of Birthdays Mijo! Enjoy all the things you desire! woot woot.

amzn.to/4jyQkdr

bookshop.org/shop/solitar...

#WitchFriends #Brujotos #Brojo #BirthdayWitch
December 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Honestly. It Makes sense and tracks. One of the only peoples I see constantly standing ground and talking about these things which makes it easier for us to be able to say what we need to say as well. And one of the only peoples saying it consistently not when they have to promote something.
I'm exhausted, and tired, and honestly bored about it, the screenshots fights are annoying with these fake witches. I'm tired of being the punch joke of every racist in this community. Asking for the same respect is apparently too much for these people just looking to be #mainstreamwitches.

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December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hey #WitchFriends, read through in its entirety! So over all of this. Why is it that we're constantly forcing the targets to prove their claims and yet we don't meet those oppressors with the same? We let them slide, no accountability, they get a pass. Tired of it. #WitchLife #WitchMadness #Brujo
I'll appreciate the interest, but I have received the same video at least 20 times in 12 hrs, it is my bday week, I really don't need more reasons to never visit NOLA, and it is not the 1st time someone called 🧊 on me 🙄

#SassyMagick #SassyCon

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December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cover art reveal for my new book The Diary of an American Witch coming out spring equinox, March 20th.

Please help me as an independent artist and author by sharing this on your pages to help spread the word! www.instagram.com/p/DSpoOqZjb-...
December 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Alright #Knitting friends! I'm learning to #Knit in 2026. I love #Crocheting shawls so want to try knitting one. I'm all about texture, mesh, and unique designs. Link me #BeginnerFriendly #Shawl patterns you love? Tips welcome too! 🧶 I appreciate any insight! #KnitWitch #KnittingBeginner
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Why didn’t anyone tell me Royal Icing tastes like shit! It’s so pretty but has a weird Fucking taste. I just wasted so much of my time and energy making it 😂 #KitchenWitchProblems #WitchLife
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It's okay to not be okay right now. This time of year is heavy, and "just be happy" is a privilege. Remember those struggling, grieving, without resources. Stop forcing positivity, just listen.
For those struggling: You're not alone. I'll be your #Witch Papi for the season 🖤 #WitchLife #Solstice
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sipping on coffee and prepping for the day! I have a #Tarot session to do, hair to do, finish the sugar cookies, gingerbread cookies, do the chocolate crinkle cookies, cheesecakes, fudge and I’m sure more 😂 #WitchLife #KirchenWitch
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you can't afford it, that's completely valid. But stop complaining about what people are asking for their work when you know nothing about their costs, their expertise, or their reasons. Leave a genuine compliment if you appreciate it, or just keep scrolling. It's that simple. #MagicalBazaar
When it comes to handmade goods especially, it's incredibly disrespectful to screenshot products, tag friends asking them to recreate it, or comment about how you could make it cheaper yourself. You don't know the hours, the skill, the materials, or the story behind what someone is charging.
We need to have more honest conversations about money as a collective. We often mean well, but we should never assume what someone can or cannot afford based on our own financial situation. We definitely shouldn't get upset about someone's pricing just because it doesn't fit our personal budget.
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When it comes to handmade goods especially, it's incredibly disrespectful to screenshot products, tag friends asking them to recreate it, or comment about how you could make it cheaper yourself. You don't know the hours, the skill, the materials, or the story behind what someone is charging.
We need to have more honest conversations about money as a collective. We often mean well, but we should never assume what someone can or cannot afford based on our own financial situation. We definitely shouldn't get upset about someone's pricing just because it doesn't fit our personal budget.
2026, Protecting my peace & worth. No more feeling bad about my rates, no more downgrading what I offer because someone has a story. I've worked too hard & invested too much to let anyone undervalue what I do. If you can afford what matters to you, you can afford to respect what I charge. #WitchLife
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We need to have more honest conversations about money as a collective. We often mean well, but we should never assume what someone can or cannot afford based on our own financial situation. We definitely shouldn't get upset about someone's pricing just because it doesn't fit our personal budget.
2026, Protecting my peace & worth. No more feeling bad about my rates, no more downgrading what I offer because someone has a story. I've worked too hard & invested too much to let anyone undervalue what I do. If you can afford what matters to you, you can afford to respect what I charge. #WitchLife
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
2026, Protecting my peace & worth. No more feeling bad about my rates, no more downgrading what I offer because someone has a story. I've worked too hard & invested too much to let anyone undervalue what I do. If you can afford what matters to you, you can afford to respect what I charge. #WitchLife
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Solstice Blessings! I am offering my (already priced great) Hex Like A Pro Workshop for 29% off until the end of the Month! Coupon Code is Hexxmas29

www.gloamandpestle.com/hex-like-a-p...

#MagicalBazaar #WitchLife #Hexxmas #Hex #Hexx
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December 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted by Michael Blackthorn
I am excited to announce the title of my new book The Diary of an American Witch coming out March 20th, the Spring Equinox. Cover to be revealed Xmas Eve.
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
pause. breathe. claim yourself, #Witch

feel where your breath sticks. breathe INTO those blocks. hold. release with force.

"I am safe in my own power. I create my own security. I receive everything meant for me."

no permission needed. just you, claiming your space. 🔥

#WitchLife
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hmmm something is missing…. #Tamales #WitchKitch
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Guess what day it is?? #Tamale day!! Ffs I dread this every year 😂 #KitchenWitch #WitchLife
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Better pics! #WitchLife now I want to learn to knit to make more Shawls!
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
62ish inches! A lovely textured shawl or even lap blanket.
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When it's time to cleanse my home, I return to a ritual that's equal parts whimsical and sacred, one my grandmother passed down with such tenderness it feels like an heirloom made of smoke and sound.

#WitchLife #Brujo #Brujeria #GrandmotherMagic #FunnyAsFuck
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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