Caleb L. Tubbs
@thedailystoic.bsky.social
NDN author, Mississaugas of the Credit. He/him. 🏳️🌈 Polyamorous. Previously in The Capilano Review, GUEST, and Best Canadian Poetry. Bad at mandolin.
I hate constipation. My ass hurts and I didn't even get laid!
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I hate constipation. My ass hurts and I didn't even get laid!
Thinking about Alice in Wonderland and realizing that Eat Me/Drink Me just goes so hard as a queer-friendly pronouns gag.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Thinking about Alice in Wonderland and realizing that Eat Me/Drink Me just goes so hard as a queer-friendly pronouns gag.
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You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.
My reward for my many years of service. What a tasty little feast! And, yes, the cranberry sauce is supposed to keep the shape of the can.
December 3, 2023 at 5:14 AM
My reward for my many years of service. What a tasty little feast! And, yes, the cranberry sauce is supposed to keep the shape of the can.
Today's my husband's wedding anniversary (and mine, too, actually) so we returned to the scene of the crime for a walk.
December 3, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Today's my husband's wedding anniversary (and mine, too, actually) so we returned to the scene of the crime for a walk.
It's my big debut
December 2, 2023 at 6:01 AM
It's my big debut
Pour one out—we lost a real one today
November 30, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Pour one out—we lost a real one today
Disturbing that my consent was not sought before I was filmed. This was my private moment. youtu.be/Hi-zFmc-H3c?...
November 15, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Disturbing that my consent was not sought before I was filmed. This was my private moment. youtu.be/Hi-zFmc-H3c?...
1. Cart
2. Horse
3. ???
4. Profit
2. Horse
3. ???
4. Profit
November 12, 2023 at 7:34 AM
1. Cart
2. Horse
3. ???
4. Profit
2. Horse
3. ???
4. Profit
This won't mean a thing to most of you, but I finished my Innistrad and Dark Ascension set cubes—finally! This means I can play the version of Magic: The Gathering I first got into in earnest in 2011 over and over with friends.
November 4, 2023 at 11:34 PM
This won't mean a thing to most of you, but I finished my Innistrad and Dark Ascension set cubes—finally! This means I can play the version of Magic: The Gathering I first got into in earnest in 2011 over and over with friends.
Still thinking about how, since the high five was only invented in 1977, humans went to the Moon eight years before they could high five about it.
November 3, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Still thinking about how, since the high five was only invented in 1977, humans went to the Moon eight years before they could high five about it.
November 1, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Today's the day
October 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Today's the day
If we were in the good timeline then there would have been a third Addams Family movie after 'Family Values'.
October 31, 2023 at 3:19 AM
If we were in the good timeline then there would have been a third Addams Family movie after 'Family Values'.
I guess all those Buffy Sainte-Marie stamps I bought are going to be something of a curiosity now, regardless of how this plays out
October 30, 2023 at 10:50 PM
I guess all those Buffy Sainte-Marie stamps I bought are going to be something of a curiosity now, regardless of how this plays out
I believe in the importance of balancing the Four Humours (orange juice, champagne, hollandaise, syrup)
October 21, 2023 at 9:52 PM
I believe in the importance of balancing the Four Humours (orange juice, champagne, hollandaise, syrup)
"He estimates he has more than doubled his income this year by providing testimony in gender-care cases[.]
"I essentially shut down most of my clinical practice, really, in order to be able to participate in these cases," Cantor said.""
www.cbc.ca/news/investi...
"I essentially shut down most of my clinical practice, really, in order to be able to participate in these cases," Cantor said.""
www.cbc.ca/news/investi...
October 21, 2023 at 5:02 PM
"He estimates he has more than doubled his income this year by providing testimony in gender-care cases[.]
"I essentially shut down most of my clinical practice, really, in order to be able to participate in these cases," Cantor said.""
www.cbc.ca/news/investi...
"I essentially shut down most of my clinical practice, really, in order to be able to participate in these cases," Cantor said.""
www.cbc.ca/news/investi...
I went apple-picking with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend and caught these two rapscallions enjoying themselves.
October 17, 2023 at 5:32 PM
I went apple-picking with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend and caught these two rapscallions enjoying themselves.
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Redlands isn’t taking any shit
October 16, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Redlands isn’t taking any shit
Thinking about how Trusty from Lady and the Tramp is implied to be a retired slave-catching dog from the South
October 16, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Thinking about how Trusty from Lady and the Tramp is implied to be a retired slave-catching dog from the South
Doodling in MS Paint is fun.
October 12, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Doodling in MS Paint is fun.
It's officially the first day of autumn (I'm wearing clothing at home when no guests are over)
October 10, 2023 at 7:22 PM
It's officially the first day of autumn (I'm wearing clothing at home when no guests are over)
If you wouldn't do a Holocaust-themed tie-in product or promotion to cash in on collective trauma then maybe you shouldn't do an Indigenous trauma-themed one
October 1, 2023 at 6:13 PM
If you wouldn't do a Holocaust-themed tie-in product or promotion to cash in on collective trauma then maybe you shouldn't do an Indigenous trauma-themed one