Con Joeltrane
@thecooljoel.bsky.social
Hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit.
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Con Joeltrane
@thecooljoel.bsky.social
· Dec 17
TOMORROW WILL BE GREAT!!!
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Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
Trump looks like Mama Fratelli.
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Trump looks like Mama Fratelli.
Mike Hanford - You're a Green One (Grinch diss) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO!!)
YouTube video by Mike Hanford
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ill never forget the year all my aunts left mid-dinner to go to Walmart to get good deals on tvs.
If we want to make America great again, we need to bring back Black Friday tramplings & fist fights 🫡🇺🇲
If we want to make America great again, we need to bring back Black Friday tramplings & fist fights 🫡🇺🇲
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ill never forget the year all my aunts left mid-dinner to go to Walmart to get good deals on tvs.
If we want to make America great again, we need to bring back Black Friday tramplings & fist fights 🫡🇺🇲
If we want to make America great again, we need to bring back Black Friday tramplings & fist fights 🫡🇺🇲
Now that we've all decided we want to see the Epstein files, shouldn't someone with balls just leak the whole thing?
As I understand it, the victims lawyers have seen the whole thing.
Someone leaking the entire thing UNCENSORED would be fuuuuuuuuuuhcking epic.
Who has the balls?.....
As I understand it, the victims lawyers have seen the whole thing.
Someone leaking the entire thing UNCENSORED would be fuuuuuuuuuuhcking epic.
Who has the balls?.....
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Now that we've all decided we want to see the Epstein files, shouldn't someone with balls just leak the whole thing?
As I understand it, the victims lawyers have seen the whole thing.
Someone leaking the entire thing UNCENSORED would be fuuuuuuuuuuhcking epic.
Who has the balls?.....
As I understand it, the victims lawyers have seen the whole thing.
Someone leaking the entire thing UNCENSORED would be fuuuuuuuuuuhcking epic.
Who has the balls?.....
Everyone except for pedophile lovin' Clay Higgins! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
BREAKING: House overwhelmingly passes bill to force the release of the Epstein files, sending it to the Senate.
House poised to pass a bill to force the release of the Epstein files in a bipartisan vote
The vote comes after Trump reversed course and encouraged House Republicans to support the measure he had previously opposed.
nbcnews.to
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Everyone except for pedophile lovin' Clay Higgins! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
All those times I called trump a cocksucker, I guess I was right.
Right on the money about that one.
Weird, but I'll take it.
Right on the money about that one.
Weird, but I'll take it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
All those times I called trump a cocksucker, I guess I was right.
Right on the money about that one.
Weird, but I'll take it.
Right on the money about that one.
Weird, but I'll take it.
Lets torche the democratic party & start over.
Completely useless, all of them.
Piss on these old turds, let's get some fresh blood in office.
Completely useless, all of them.
Piss on these old turds, let's get some fresh blood in office.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lets torche the democratic party & start over.
Completely useless, all of them.
Piss on these old turds, let's get some fresh blood in office.
Completely useless, all of them.
Piss on these old turds, let's get some fresh blood in office.
Charlotte de Witte on @kcrw.com getting me pumped this morning ✊🏾✊🏾
a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Charlotte de Witte on @kcrw.com getting me pumped this morning ✊🏾✊🏾
Y'all are cool with a little scat play, right? I mean, we all eat shit, am i right? We've all had someone poop on our chests, we've all done this. Its satire so its cool. I have feces under all my fingers nails right now. Its not even mine... blah blah blah trump 💩💩💩
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Y'all are cool with a little scat play, right? I mean, we all eat shit, am i right? We've all had someone poop on our chests, we've all done this. Its satire so its cool. I have feces under all my fingers nails right now. Its not even mine... blah blah blah trump 💩💩💩
RIP Ace Frehley
A friend of mine once said to me:
👨🦼Do you like Kiss?
👦🏾Yeah I like them.
👨🦼Hey, have you ever seen them without their makeup?... THEY LOOK LIKE REGULAR GUYS!!!
👦🏾🤔Yeah, I guess they do! 😅
A friend of mine once said to me:
👨🦼Do you like Kiss?
👦🏾Yeah I like them.
👨🦼Hey, have you ever seen them without their makeup?... THEY LOOK LIKE REGULAR GUYS!!!
👦🏾🤔Yeah, I guess they do! 😅
a man is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone on a stage in the dark .
ALT: a man is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone on a stage in the dark .
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
RIP Ace Frehley
A friend of mine once said to me:
👨🦼Do you like Kiss?
👦🏾Yeah I like them.
👨🦼Hey, have you ever seen them without their makeup?... THEY LOOK LIKE REGULAR GUYS!!!
👦🏾🤔Yeah, I guess they do! 😅
A friend of mine once said to me:
👨🦼Do you like Kiss?
👦🏾Yeah I like them.
👨🦼Hey, have you ever seen them without their makeup?... THEY LOOK LIKE REGULAR GUYS!!!
👦🏾🤔Yeah, I guess they do! 😅
Anybody but that fat fuckface.
I'm sure he's gonna cry about it now.
What a loser he is.
I'm sure he's gonna cry about it now.
What a loser he is.
⚡️The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Maria Corina Machado.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."
The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Anybody but that fat fuckface.
I'm sure he's gonna cry about it now.
What a loser he is.
I'm sure he's gonna cry about it now.
What a loser he is.
Here's NPR reporting on how escalators work 🤦🏽♂️ SMFH
We used to be a great nation. It's sad how badly he has fucked everything.
We used to be a great nation. It's sad how badly he has fucked everything.
President Trump called his escalator mishap at the United Nations "sabotage." The U.N. says the White House team triggered a safety mechanism. We asked two people who work on escalators to explain.
How escalator safety mechanisms work — and why they cause machines to stop
President Trump called his escalator mishap at the United Nations "sabotage." The U.N. says the White House team triggered a safety mechanism. We asked two people who work on escalators to explain.
n.pr
September 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Here's NPR reporting on how escalators work 🤦🏽♂️ SMFH
We used to be a great nation. It's sad how badly he has fucked everything.
We used to be a great nation. It's sad how badly he has fucked everything.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show will return to ABC's airwaves on Tuesday, the Walt Disney Company says.
Jimmy Kimmel's show returning on Tuesday, ABC announces
The network pulled the show after the Federal Communications Commission chair threatened to revoke ABC affiliate licenses after the host's comments about Charlie Kirk's death.
nbcnews.to
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU WATCH TIK TOK.
What a loser.
What a loser.
September 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU WATCH TIK TOK.
What a loser.
What a loser.
Lord, pray you grease thy wheels 🙏🏾
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Lord, pray you grease thy wheels 🙏🏾
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RIP Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton
🎵Theres only one Ricky Hatton🎶
🎵Theres only one Ricky Hatton🎶
September 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
RIP Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton
🎵Theres only one Ricky Hatton🎶
🎵Theres only one Ricky Hatton🎶
Hermeto Pascoal - Música da Lagoa (Sinfonia do Alto Ribeira, 1985)
YouTube video by Hermeto Pascoal
youtu.be
September 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
RIP Charlie Kirk
Political violence should never be tolerated.
Political violence should never be tolerated.
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
RIP Charlie Kirk
Political violence should never be tolerated.
Political violence should never be tolerated.
"Sha-poozy" was one of the best SNL punchlines ever 🤣
👏🏾 Well done. She will be missed. I hope she continues a successful career 🫡
👏🏾 Well done. She will be missed. I hope she continues a successful career 🫡
Heidi Gardner is leaving 'Saturday Night Live' after 8 seasons
September 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"Sha-poozy" was one of the best SNL punchlines ever 🤣
👏🏾 Well done. She will be missed. I hope she continues a successful career 🫡
👏🏾 Well done. She will be missed. I hope she continues a successful career 🫡
Calling in sick next week.
Mitochondrial challenges.
Mitochondrial challenges.
a boy is laying on a bed with a blue blanket that says ' a ' on it
ALT: a boy is laying on a bed with a blue blanket that says ' a ' on it
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Calling in sick next week.
Mitochondrial challenges.
Mitochondrial challenges.