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Barde - Writing Commissions CLOSED
@thecinderninja.bsky.social
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Barde - Writing Commissions CLOSED @thecinderninja.bsky.social · Aug 31
Opening up emergency writing commissions to pay for my dog's surprise surgery. Prices are in USD. Please feel free to email or DM.
Barde's Writing Commissions. I will write short fiction, poetry, major character death, problematic ships, violence, blood, gore, NSFW, smut, kink, and dubcon. I will write original fiction, or fanfiction for Genshin Impact, Danny Phantom, The Hobbit, the Lord of the Rings, and The Silmarillion. Payment is 50% upfront, 50% upon completion. Your work will not be sent to you until full payment is received. All payment is via PayPal. Rates are 0$0.01 per word for poetry, $0.02 per word for SFW fiction, $0.03 per word for NSFW or gore. View my portfolio at thecinderninja.carrd.co, archiveofourown.orc/users/The_Cinderninja, and contact me at ventislittlegayshoes@hotmail.com Fiction Sample: I remember being small, sitting on Mother’s knee while she told me, in hushed undertones, stories of the outside world. I never knew such a place could exist. Mother was always tired. She always had this faraway look in her eyes. She was quiet when they argued, and quiet when he hit her. She was especially quiet when she taught me how to read, showing me how to fold the books with illustrations into the pages of thicker tomes. We didn’t speak of the outside world anywhere the wind could hear us. I could see how he treated her, and how she feared him. I could see how he would bruise her, and how she would let it happen. I knew it made me unhappy, but I never understood why. Not until the first time it happened to me. Once I learned what ‘pain’ and ‘fear’ were, I began to see them everywhere. Inside our home and beyond it —the world was filled with suffering, and at the heart of all of it: my father. I won’t say I ever loved him before then, but I never hated him either. I never fully knew what those things were; emotion wasn’t part of my childhood curriculum. Now I had learned what it meant when he hit her, and I could not tolerate it any longer. Fiction SampleThe house is hollow, and I’m the thing rattling around inside it. This place is too big for the people left behind, but too small for me. I can’t move without brushing against memories. My sister is still crying in her room. Every instinct I have screams to stay, to do something, but what’s the point? I’ve already hurt her more than I ever did in life. Mom and Dad were right—ghosts are no comfort. I leave her there and drift into the kitchen. It’s empty, dark but for the faint green glow from the stove clock. The hum of the refrigerator fills the space, steady and indifferent, the sound of life continuing without me, underscored by the air conditioner kicking on. This house was a living thing once, but now it feels almost as dead as I am. I know that it’s selfish to stay, but I don’t want to leave. The hum of the refrigerator. The creak of brick and beam. Their mercurial grief flooding the house with quicksilver. I don’t want to leave. Poetry Sample springtime doesn’t know the world is ending addiction, poverty, homelessness epidemic we forgot to tell the birds not to sing a moment of silence for the people dying in the streets riots, police brutality, prison industrial complex we forgot to tell the flowers to hold their peace not to bloom in the face of our collective grief we are the weeds breaking through the asphalt with our faces towards the sun
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summerweenzine.bsky.social
☀️🎃Mod Introduction🎃☀️

We're delighted to introduce our mysterious Writing Mods to you all: @thecinderninja.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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yappelbaum.bsky.social
BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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purplebookcover.bsky.social
Last night I met some folks trying to do something decent in the world and decided to join them.

Show me a donation. Get a fic.

HIDE YOUR PERSONAL INFO. I believe you. Don't show me your info.

Ask for just about anything. If it's a fandom I don't know, I'll look it up. DD, fluff, smut, w/e.
America aesthetic. fuck america. this place sucks. no one is coming to save us. we have to save us. show me your donation to any food bank/snap thing and i'll write whatever the fuck you want fandoms: fe3h, blue lock, genshin, hades 1/2, octopath, tri strat, chainsaw man (or try your luck with something else). ships: whatever you want! all genders/trans hcs welcome. restrictions: almost none. you're probably fine. ask for your wildest dreams. I don't care what you're into. length: i'll write as much or as little as the story needs. big or small donation, i don't care. donate what you can and i'll write what i can.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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swamplizard.bsky.social
There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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kawree.bsky.social
so my car needs some major work that absolutely cannot afford right now. i work the graveyard shift, public transit is NOT an option, so i need to get this taken care of yesterday. please have a look at my ko-fi shop or consider donating if you're able! shares appreciated!

ko-fi.com/kawree/shop
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
thecinderninja.bsky.social
Here's my Dahlia piece for #mondstadtminizine !!!
I've been working on this idea for a long time now and I'm so excited to finally share it.

🦇 First piece of my #VampireDahlia AU
🩷 Eventual #venlia
🦇 Featuring Vennessa and the aristocracy era

Find the free zine at @genshinminizine.bsky.social
Vennessa, Venti, Dahlia, Kreuzlied, & Ragnvindr. Vampire Dahlia. Eventual Venlia. Fic title: Little Boy in the Garden. Summary: He finds a pale face. Eyes closed, youthful and frozen at barely-twenty, with hair the same shade as the dahlias. Iron binds his chest, arms, and legs. Tacks driven through his hands pin the boy to the soil. Venti's world shifts violently. How could anyone do this to another being?
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
thecinderninja.bsky.social
This was my first collaboration and so much fun!!!

Please go check out the zine it was an absolute delight to work on! 🫶
overthinkingrat.bsky.social Kimiko/Emil @overthinkingrat.bsky.social · 14d
Dahlia Art Piece for the #mondstadtminizine

Art by me
Poem by @thecinderninja.bsky.social

You can get you free zine download by going to @genshinminizine.bsky.social and checking out their pinned post!

#dahlia #genshin #digital
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
thecinderninja.bsky.social
It's me!! Y'all I'm so excited to finally be starting this project!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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certifries.bsky.social
this looks so fun omg i have So Many wips lying around 😭😭😭
aerifiretruck.bsky.social BLAKE 🏝 @aerifiretruck.bsky.social · Sep 18
✨🎨 WIP THRIFT! 🎨✨

Bluesky has many artist-oriented events (Art shares, portfolio day, reply with xyz art) and I believe #wipthrift is worth a try!

Reposts appreciated to spread the word 💖
#WIPTHRIFT NSFW Art: #NSFWwipthrift Alt text always encouraged. Do you have unfinished, abandoned wips? Would you let another artist finish them? This is for you! How to join: -Post your WIPs below (#wipthrift) -File links (.png, .psd, .clip) accepted -Include any terms (credit me, don't make nsfw, etc) How to thrift: -If you work on a wip, add #wipthrift and reply/quote the original artist's post -Personal use only (NOT commissions) -What you see is what you get! Boring stuff: -Thrifted WIPs continued at new artist's discretion -Be cautious downloading any file links -Do not utiliize AI / NFTs whatsoever -Label NSFW, use #NSFWwipthrift instead -Be courteous, post WIPs you'd want to finish too -We can have fun or be picky. Pick fun! NOT A DTIYS (Draw this in your style). DON'T POST YOUR OCS. (Unless you're okay with strangers working off them)
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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surprisebaptism.bsky.social
⛪🌊 Happy LAUNCH Day!! 🌊⛪

The Interest Check for Surprise Baptism is finally live!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Please come and let us know how you'd like to see the project unfold!

#fanzine #genshin #genshinimpact #dahlia #genshindahlia
Pastel pink background with sparkles and stickers of hearts, and chibi Deacon Dahlia. Announcing that the Interest Check for Surprise Baptism! (a Decon Dahlia fanzine) is open from Now until november 22.
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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genmasho.bsky.social
A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse
October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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ryanmarino.bsky.social
@thecomplexrebel (on Threads) Good morning to everyone but the people who think cutting SNAP saves money. Every $1 in SNAP creates up to $1.80 in local economic activity. When families can't buy groceries, your grocery store loses customers, your town loses jobs, and your economy LOSES. SNAP feeds everyone.
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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leahmillis.bsky.social
The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.
50501movement.bsky.social 50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · Oct 15
Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.
Photo from Chicago: DHS militarized agent holding a gun up directly in someone’s face as the victim has their hands up, pleading for them not to shoot.
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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melissaryan.bsky.social
In the early days of the Alt-Right I'd refer to them as the Frog Squad in my newsletter because of how they'd stolen Pepe the Frog cartoons for their memes.

I'm absolutely delighted that Portland is reclaiming the frog. It's a full circle moment.
oregonian.com The Oregonian @oregonian.com · Oct 10
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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voiddebris.bsky.social
Do NOT believe the misinfo going around

There absolutely have been MASSIVE TOS updates

Most notably:

1) Specifying no FICTIONAL noncon
2) No "dangerous" kink
3) No DISCUSSING self harm, suicide, or substance abuse unless its "educational"

So what can we DO about it?

#SaveSpeech

1/🧵
Multiple cropped screenshots showing portions of the bsky TOS before and now. Before: "iv. Encouraging self-harm or suicide v. Depictions of excessive violence, gore, torture, dismemberment, or non-consensual sexual activity". Now: "ii. We do not allow sexual content involving non-consensual activity including synthetic, simulated, illustrated, or animated versions. iv. Do not create, share, or promote sexual content involving realistic risk of death or serious injury. i. Do not share content, methods, instructions, or promotion of self-harm, suicide, eating disorders, and extreme dieting practices. ii. Do not share methods, instructions, depictions, or promotion of dangerous stunts or abuse of dangerous or controlled substances. 5. Protected Expression B. Support, Recovery, and Mental Health: i. Personal recovery experiences or survivor stories shared to promote healing and community support rather than encouraging harmful behavior. ii. Sharing verified mental health resources, crisis prevention".
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
thecinderninja.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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drunktwinkevents.bsky.social
Sign-ups are CURRENTLY OPEN for Drunk Twink X'mas, a #Venti centric secret santa!
❄️10 week creation period
☃️Any pairings and 18+ requests are allowed
❄️Prompts will be made public to participants, who select top 5 prompts they want to fill
☃️Gift reveal on Dec 25 (X’mas)

📅Sign-ups close on 7 Oct
A handpainted Venti chibi wearing a santa hat and a red cape, holding a gift, on a green background. Cursive font reads: Drunk Twink Christmas Sign-Ups Open. Sign-Ups close Oct 7th.
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
thecinderninja.bsky.social
I make macaroni the way my best friend taught me in grade 5.
yoursexyrangerva.bsky.social Ranger 🏹🌿🤍 @yoursexyrangerva.bsky.social · Sep 12
I have a lot, but think about this one often
September 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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amirtalai.bsky.social
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September 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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bbbengames.bsky.social
ATTENTION BRITAIN! 🇬🇧

The UK now has a petition to STOP CENSORSHIP by MasterCard and VISA of legal products!

This joins the Australian and Canadian petitions that are gaining momentum. Come on, let's get these signed! And spread the word!

The UK petition: petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
thecinderninja.bsky.social
One and Three Hundred Days

🤍 Written for Tempest Genshin RNG zine
❤️ Albedo, Rosaria
🤍 Time loop!!
❤️ Complete, oneshot, 1670 words

FIC LINK: archiveofourown.org/works/65411089
#genshin #albedo #rosaria
The cold of Dragonspine, the smell of dying embers. His warm breath ghosting in the air. The scent of wax and paper. The cold eyes of Rosaria staring down at him. "Get up." Her voice is hard-edged and colder than the mountain air. Something about it rings dull, like the edge of a dagger dulled by too much use. Her presence is an anomaly. He sits up slowly, eyeing her as he does so. Her hands are empty, she does not hold a weapon, but her eyes burn into him with intensity. "You are going to destroy Mondstadt."
September 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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foxyoreos.bsky.social
This is getting shared a *lot*, so I want to really encourage direct action. You can call a payment processor using information at stop-paypros.neocities.org

Calling is important for them - each call to their support costs them money. The goal is literally to cause them trouble until they yield.
acvalens.net Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.net · Aug 18
CPBC

Cards
Paypros
Banks
CYOA

4 a day
Choose from your menu
AND KEEP CALLING
#SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech #SaveSpeech C.P.B.G. 4 PHONE CALLS A DAY [If you're able to do more, you are encouraged to do so] WHO? WHY? HOW TO CONTACT WHAT TO DO Card MASTERCARD + VISA Visa and Mastercard have long histories with pressuring platforms that host and sell adult content. Most recently, they have pressured Steam and Itch.io, leading to dozens if not hundreds of games being delisted, and their TOS now updated with draconian content standards. MASTERCARD (US) +1 (800)-307-7309 phone tree nav: 1-1-2-2-2-1 (INTL) +1 (636)-722-7111 VISA (US + CAN) +1 (800)-847-2911 phone tree nav: 1-1-5. mash account #. Your goal is mostly to waste their time and therefore their money. Pose as a confused customer "just asking for clarification" about things relating to the Itch/Steam censorship controversy. Paypro PAYPAL + STRIPE Paypal and Stripe have their own histories with action against adult content. Like the credit card companies, they have both pressured Steam and Itch.io, with Itch calling out Stripe as a priority target, and Steam no longer being able to process certain currencies using Paypal. PAYPAL (US + CAN) 1-(402)-935-2050 (AUS) 1800 931 678 (GER) +49 69 945189975 STRIPE (Ireland HQ) 353 1 903 8449 (Cust. Support) (877) 887-7815 +1 (888) 926 2289 (say you are in california) Same as the CARDS. Waste time, waste money, eventually try to segue into censorship of adult content as a topic. CITIBANK Bank + BARCLAYS + WELLS FARGO Both Paypal and Stripe have indicated that their banking partners have also been a source of ant- Adult Content pressure. While there are MANY banks associated with paypros, these 3 are prime initial targets. CITIBANK (ENG) 1-(888)-248-4226 (ESP) 1-(800)-360-2484 BARCLAYS 44 (0)1624 684444 +800 800 88885 (replace [+) with country's exit code WELLS FARGO 1-800-869-3557 For now, begin by treating banks the same as how the CARDS and PAYPROS were early on. Call in, make explicit complaints re: Adult Content. If you have an ac…
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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hexhomos.bsky.social
good post, no notes
September 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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mromitosen.bsky.social
I’m a PASSIONATE fanfic commenter, but sometimes it slows me down because I feel like I need to leave long notes. But, as an author, I know even a short comment matters. So I made a guide to make it easier. Hopefully this helps someone else too! #fanfiction #fanfic #leaveacomment #harrypotterfanfic
August 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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monkeyminion.com
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM