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Chris McIntyre
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Here for Newcastle United and laughing at Sunderland. Up the Toon.
Don't want to call it early or jinx it, but think we might win this
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sandro Tonali man, bloke is different gravy
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Friend was 107000 in the queue for Barcelona re-sale. Never known it so high, these ticketing companies need cracked down on ASAP by the club.
September 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Does Prince Andrew operate Isak's PR? Absolutely unbelievable stuff #isak #NUFC
August 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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They say the birth of your kids is the greatest feeling you can have. We'll see at 6.30 pm tomorrow #nufc
March 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
No win in the last 28 visits to Anfield. It gets worse. 4 wins at Anfield since 1950.

Oh, and Isak is injured. Happy Wednesday. #nufc
February 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Newcastle either perform like they'll win the league or perform like they'll get relegated. There is no in between #nufc
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not that I'm one for IFS and BUTS, but Newcastle are at present 2 injuries away from crisis. Should have signed cover for RW as a minimum. Wilson is made of paper, Osula not PL ready, no rotation for Murphy. Shambles of a transfer window yet again.
February 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hold my hands up, admit I was wrong on a next level and I've beaten myself for even blue skying this. Howe for life.
December 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Sandro is good but the last 5 matches he's been absolutely sensational! Clearly got a crate of Moretti for secret santa #nufc
December 21, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Wilson's done now. Excellent footballer but never known a player be this injury prone.
December 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
You can see the moment I realised

1. This was going to be a long night

And 2. My FPL was fucked.

Anyway, onto palace! #nufc
November 26, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Boxing day match ticket secured in the general sale this morning. 402 in the queue.

Isak hattrick tonight.

Happy Flipping Monday.
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I hate Newcastle playing Monday night football.

Until 7am on Monday morning, then I love it.
November 25, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Which non fringe player can we stomach selling then? #nufc
November 23, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Stadium news has reignited recently. I think it's certain we'll be moving. I could have stomached this site below on the banks of the Tyne and still in the city centre, but now been earmarked for houses earlier this year by NCC.
November 22, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Glad this issue has resolved, absolute disgrace what happened end of last season for Gateshead. Up the Heed.
November 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Hall and Tino starts for England, get in!
November 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Exodus. Such a lovely word 👀
November 16, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 10:41 AM
This is canny awful. Some vile people about
November 15, 2024 at 12:35 PM
January transfer window, too early to discuss yet? 👀 #nufc
November 15, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Vlachodimos scored. Up the Toon ⚫️⚪️
November 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Bluesky is the way forward now. Here's a photo from the Gallowgate I took after Sean Longstaff smashed it in against PSG to celebrate. #nufc
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 PM