Custardsteeth
@clownsbootz.bsky.social
An old, lefty, Newcastle fan, tired of politics and tiring of today's football, other than that, a ray of fucking sunshine
Football, what a fucking farce
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Football, what a fucking farce
If Liverpool can get a hundred quid for Salah off the Saudi's, it's time to sell just to save on his wages
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If Liverpool can get a hundred quid for Salah off the Saudi's, it's time to sell just to save on his wages
Man City under Pep with a terrible record at Anfield
P 10
W 1
D 3
L 6
I'd take that in a heartbeat for my fucking shower
Apologies to the person who liked this i didn't count properly6 defeats not 4
Drink has been taken
P 10
W 1
D 3
L 6
I'd take that in a heartbeat for my fucking shower
Apologies to the person who liked this i didn't count properly6 defeats not 4
Drink has been taken
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Man City under Pep with a terrible record at Anfield
P 10
W 1
D 3
L 6
I'd take that in a heartbeat for my fucking shower
Apologies to the person who liked this i didn't count properly6 defeats not 4
Drink has been taken
P 10
W 1
D 3
L 6
I'd take that in a heartbeat for my fucking shower
Apologies to the person who liked this i didn't count properly6 defeats not 4
Drink has been taken
Ice cream man in the street, is it summer now? Or extreme optimism?
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Ice cream man in the street, is it summer now? Or extreme optimism?
I think I'll turn that cunt off
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I think I'll turn that cunt off
Anyway, fuck football l, I'm going to watch the tennis, my guilty pleasure
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Anyway, fuck football l, I'm going to watch the tennis, my guilty pleasure
It's good to sleep on a bad result like last night, after such a promising start, taking the game to them, hitting the post, and then scoring a great goal. Get up, and get full of fucking rage again, the sooner Liverpool join a fucking super league the better
February 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
It's good to sleep on a bad result like last night, after such a promising start, taking the game to them, hitting the post, and then scoring a great goal. Get up, and get full of fucking rage again, the sooner Liverpool join a fucking super league the better
Pope puts a fucking cherry on top
January 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Pope puts a fucking cherry on top
Can we just stop scoring first against these fuckers, it's the hope that kills you
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Can we just stop scoring first against these fuckers, it's the hope that kills you
Howe has no plan B, well after PSG, he's shown a plan B and now a plan C. Are the fans on here happy? Are they fuck?
Fuck me pink, it might not work but, these are the other plans they craved
Fuck me pink, it might not work but, these are the other plans they craved
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Howe has no plan B, well after PSG, he's shown a plan B and now a plan C. Are the fans on here happy? Are they fuck?
Fuck me pink, it might not work but, these are the other plans they craved
Fuck me pink, it might not work but, these are the other plans they craved
FPL, I think I'll swap Raya for Sanchez to save some money, put Joa Pedro back in, and pick that Argy cunt Fernandes, hes doing well
Some fucking manager I am
Some fucking manager I am
January 31, 2026 at 6:31 PM
FPL, I think I'll swap Raya for Sanchez to save some money, put Joa Pedro back in, and pick that Argy cunt Fernandes, hes doing well
Some fucking manager I am
Some fucking manager I am
Royal lickspittle Jennie Bond, after the latest release of photos of Royal shithouse Andrew, calls his behaviour bizarre? Yep, that covers the lying paedophile twat. Pry your nose from the buttocks of the Monarchy and call him what he is.
January 31, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Royal lickspittle Jennie Bond, after the latest release of photos of Royal shithouse Andrew, calls his behaviour bizarre? Yep, that covers the lying paedophile twat. Pry your nose from the buttocks of the Monarchy and call him what he is.
"Raheem Sterling's Chelsea nightmare finally cones to an end"
Or, multi-millionaire footballer agrees a multi-million pound pay off, before finding a new club for a new multi million pound contract
Or, multi-millionaire footballer agrees a multi-million pound pay off, before finding a new club for a new multi million pound contract
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
"Raheem Sterling's Chelsea nightmare finally cones to an end"
Or, multi-millionaire footballer agrees a multi-million pound pay off, before finding a new club for a new multi million pound contract
Or, multi-millionaire footballer agrees a multi-million pound pay off, before finding a new club for a new multi million pound contract
I'm currently watching Alex Honnold climb the Tapei 101.
It's a bit fucking mental, I've struggled more going up the stairs
It's a bit fucking mental, I've struggled more going up the stairs
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I'm currently watching Alex Honnold climb the Tapei 101.
It's a bit fucking mental, I've struggled more going up the stairs
It's a bit fucking mental, I've struggled more going up the stairs
Multiculturalism has failed, says the ex Minister, Barrister and daughter of Indian immigrants.
Can someone make it stop?
Can someone make it stop?
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Multiculturalism has failed, says the ex Minister, Barrister and daughter of Indian immigrants.
Can someone make it stop?
Can someone make it stop?
Harry Wilson is available on a free in the summer. If we aren't interested, there's something wrong with the club
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Harry Wilson is available on a free in the summer. If we aren't interested, there's something wrong with the club
I seem to have gained a lot of followers today. If they're looking for wisdom, they may be disappointed
January 22, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I seem to have gained a lot of followers today. If they're looking for wisdom, they may be disappointed
As much as I love Newcastle United, I fucking hate them
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
As much as I love Newcastle United, I fucking hate them
Man Utd fans shocked that ineos tell lies, no shit! I work for the cunts
January 5, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Man Utd fans shocked that ineos tell lies, no shit! I work for the cunts
These modern football players would never make boxers! I've had harder blows of the fucking wind
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
These modern football players would never make boxers! I've had harder blows of the fucking wind
Infantino is desperately checking Trump's squad for unregistered players before stripping away his FIFA peace award
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Infantino is desperately checking Trump's squad for unregistered players before stripping away his FIFA peace award
Alan Pardew there, talking about Maresca. You don't really want to question your paymasters! No shit Alan
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Alan Pardew there, talking about Maresca. You don't really want to question your paymasters! No shit Alan