ThaCaptain
thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
ThaCaptain
@thechaoscaptain.bsky.social
Man beat down by money. I wanna be Alexander Supertramp (minus the bad plant stuff).

DMs get blocked.
I’m watching free streaming channels and getting hit with Versace ads

Money well spent
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Anyone else get so drunk on thanksgiving that they lost their vape rig?

No idea wtf happened.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I hope no one punched a loved one because they are in a cult during thanksgiving, but if you did. #SWEET
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This matters
The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today’s robber barons use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m rewatching “TheGodather Part 2”….

Duvall is super. You can’t fake that restraint without being be great.

So good
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I don't work for the shelter. breaks my heart MELIA has been there such a long time. I am TRULY GRATEFUL for each of you sharing her. There is an amazing person who is the right fit for her. We just have to find them. Here's her bio. Please read it. Info is there
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Details: 51416338
My name is Melia.I am a female, black and white Terrier mix....
24petconnect.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If this is real….. holy shit, can we get verification with legal standing?
“At approximately 11:32 p.m., CNN shows Harris’s vote total dropping from 1,024,050 to 989,994.
Then, at 11:45 p.m., the ABC Detroit affiliate’s livestream shows Harris gaining 1,044,226 votes.
Then one minute later, losing 989,289 of those votes..Poof. Gone.”

open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
How Did 6 Million People Vote In Burke County, Florida—When It Doesn't Exist?
And Why Over 1.5 Million Votes for Harris Disappeared on Election Night
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@skippythekangaroo.bsky.social You can be invisible owner of Dozer… she’s a handful.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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That’s so good. Seminal.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Michigan State & Izzo are all over Wildcats & Pope. This game isn’t close.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So I just started “Pluribus”

Been pretty damn good so far.
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love stret trek
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Been ignoring the world:)

What did I miss?

Anything with emails and a pedo president?
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I want to be this content
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s Darwin! He’s the sweetest little monster.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Does anyone else stack their cats to pet multiple at once?
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dozer’s not ready for winter
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Anyone else busting ass on Friday Night to get all the shit done you need to so you can actually have some time off this weekend?

Adulting is fucking awful!
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
45 mins.

Smell that?

That’s a new season of college basketball!
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Always
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Congratulations to everyone! We get an extra hour of existential horror tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
1.6lbs of meat sweats and horrible sleep

Dedicated to anyone who can’t or won’t teach your colon who’s boss!
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Can someone tell Owen Wilson’s brother that accent is horrible?
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can we not just make another #RunningMan movie that totally ditches the book?
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Didn’t work….. FUCK!
Will walking through here take me to a different dimension?

I fucking hope so!
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM