The Cat Reviewer
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social this is Smokey Lemon who I met two days in a row in my neighbourhood. I hope I see them again soon. They are v soft and get around well with only one eye.
10/10 for balance and good looks.
9/10 as they were not keen on a head stroke. Will try again to improve the score.
10/10 for balance and good looks.
9/10 as they were not keen on a head stroke. Will try again to improve the score.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social this is Smokey Lemon who I met two days in a row in my neighbourhood. I hope I see them again soon. They are v soft and get around well with only one eye.
10/10 for balance and good looks.
9/10 as they were not keen on a head stroke. Will try again to improve the score.
10/10 for balance and good looks.
9/10 as they were not keen on a head stroke. Will try again to improve the score.
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social A wiggly barrel of a cat living their best life on top of this warm electrics cabinet. Enjoyed the Twiglet my child offered it. 10/10
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social A wiggly barrel of a cat living their best life on top of this warm electrics cabinet. Enjoyed the Twiglet my child offered it. 10/10
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This well-camouflaged beauty appeared on my walk today. They sniffed my fingers, made a flehmen face and backed off a little (presumably detected my own cats). Obviously cautious so I will try again for pets if I see them again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This well-camouflaged beauty appeared on my walk today. They sniffed my fingers, made a flehmen face and backed off a little (presumably detected my own cats). Obviously cautious so I will try again for pets if I see them again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Enormous grey fluff. +5 for flips and rolls, +7 for massive chonk, solid 12/10
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Enormous grey fluff. +5 for flips and rolls, +7 for massive chonk, solid 12/10
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Met this distinguished older gentleman. +7 for generous smooges and purrs, +3 for soft fur
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Met this distinguished older gentleman. +7 for generous smooges and purrs, +3 for soft fur
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This peanut always stops by for scritches in between shifts trying to murder my frogs. 9.5/10, would scritch again, half point deducted for attempted amphibian slaughter @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This peanut always stops by for scritches in between shifts trying to murder my frogs. 9.5/10, would scritch again, half point deducted for attempted amphibian slaughter @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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A timid tortie, 10/10 for bravery @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A timid tortie, 10/10 for bravery @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Ginormous Turkish lion securing prime beachfront sunbed and ready to defend against all rivals feline or human. 10/10 for chumminess and physics-defying mass. Would stand in awe of again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Ginormous Turkish lion securing prime beachfront sunbed and ready to defend against all rivals feline or human. 10/10 for chumminess and physics-defying mass. Would stand in awe of again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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I was on my way to pick up my new specs and got half way & a guy walked past & said, "you won't get through there, mate."
"Why?"
"There's a jumper on the bridge, he's just jumped & they're closing the road as it's a crime scene.
Wasn't a total bust though, I saw that lovely black cat again.
"Why?"
"There's a jumper on the bridge, he's just jumped & they're closing the road as it's a crime scene.
Wasn't a total bust though, I saw that lovely black cat again.
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I was on my way to pick up my new specs and got half way & a guy walked past & said, "you won't get through there, mate."
"Why?"
"There's a jumper on the bridge, he's just jumped & they're closing the road as it's a crime scene.
Wasn't a total bust though, I saw that lovely black cat again.
"Why?"
"There's a jumper on the bridge, he's just jumped & they're closing the road as it's a crime scene.
Wasn't a total bust though, I saw that lovely black cat again.
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social 10/10 for cuteness & friendliness. I picked him up & he sat in my arms for a good minute taking scritches & purring.
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social 10/10 for cuteness & friendliness. I picked him up & he sat in my arms for a good minute taking scritches & purring.
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Look at the floof!
They were outside a very Halloweeny house appropriately and were very keen for fusses.
10/10 for being cat. +5 for seasonal style, +10 for fusses, +5 for bobtail confidence, who needs a full tail?
Excellent cat, will hopefully fuss again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
They were outside a very Halloweeny house appropriately and were very keen for fusses.
10/10 for being cat. +5 for seasonal style, +10 for fusses, +5 for bobtail confidence, who needs a full tail?
Excellent cat, will hopefully fuss again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Look at the floof!
They were outside a very Halloweeny house appropriately and were very keen for fusses.
10/10 for being cat. +5 for seasonal style, +10 for fusses, +5 for bobtail confidence, who needs a full tail?
Excellent cat, will hopefully fuss again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
They were outside a very Halloweeny house appropriately and were very keen for fusses.
10/10 for being cat. +5 for seasonal style, +10 for fusses, +5 for bobtail confidence, who needs a full tail?
Excellent cat, will hopefully fuss again. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Classic overreaction to something going wrong at work has left me ragged. GAD is totally pernicious and evil, calm the fuck down Billy you stupid bitch.
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Classic overreaction to something going wrong at work has left me ragged. GAD is totally pernicious and evil, calm the fuck down Billy you stupid bitch.
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I had my first contact with Pretty for ages yesterday, the first time in years! We’ve been friends for a while (she’s on my usual daily walk route) but she’s been a bit scared to come out to see me. Had to trespass a bit to stroke her, but totally worth it. Lovely puss.
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October 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I had my first contact with Pretty for ages yesterday, the first time in years! We’ve been friends for a while (she’s on my usual daily walk route) but she’s been a bit scared to come out to see me. Had to trespass a bit to stroke her, but totally worth it. Lovely puss.
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I prefer this Two Factor Authentication method. HMRC will be sending this device round to your house for endorsement. Only one covering all of SE London 1/10 for efficiency but 10/10 for thoroughness cc @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I prefer this Two Factor Authentication method. HMRC will be sending this device round to your house for endorsement. Only one covering all of SE London 1/10 for efficiency but 10/10 for thoroughness cc @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Another wonderful Queenie encounter! Soft, small, delicate, sat on my lap, 100/10
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October 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Another wonderful Queenie encounter! Soft, small, delicate, sat on my lap, 100/10
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social 57463 Nectar points
Westside brockley sainsbo. Leo is watching for any mischief
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social 57463 Nectar points
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This sweet and elegant lady accompanied her staff for lunch in a restaurant in #Perugia. 10/10 for looks and kindness. 😻
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This sweet and elegant lady accompanied her staff for lunch in a restaurant in #Perugia. 10/10 for looks and kindness. 😻
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Patted a cloud! 10/10 for soft fur, sweet mews and chirps, and enthusiastic smooging @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Patted a cloud! 10/10 for soft fur, sweet mews and chirps, and enthusiastic smooging @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Guardian of Madryn Street, Liverpool (birthplace of Ringo Starr) and clearly accustomed to lots of admiration from passing Beatles tourists. 10/10
October 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Guardian of Madryn Street, Liverpool (birthplace of Ringo Starr) and clearly accustomed to lots of admiration from passing Beatles tourists. 10/10
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Met this cool customer, uninterested in anything but snoozing and tried to bite me when I tried give him a stroke. 10/20.
September 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Met this cool customer, uninterested in anything but snoozing and tried to bite me when I tried give him a stroke. 10/20.
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A magnificent profile on this slightly aloof barge-dweller at Little Venice, London @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A magnificent profile on this slightly aloof barge-dweller at Little Venice, London @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Beautifully coloured chap, very vocal - before filming, wouldn't shut up, much miaow-purring "breeow", rolled around ON THE KERB if you please, then jumped up at the merest tap on the wall. Note braced paw deployment. Went all tranquil, heard a bird, forgot we existed.
September 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Beautifully coloured chap, very vocal - before filming, wouldn't shut up, much miaow-purring "breeow", rolled around ON THE KERB if you please, then jumped up at the merest tap on the wall. Note braced paw deployment. Went all tranquil, heard a bird, forgot we existed.