chimpman.bsky.social
@chimpman.bsky.social
What is this place?
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🎵 Looking for a SUBTWEET baby this evening / I need a SUBTWEET baby tonight 🎵
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It’s never too early for mince pies. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They said they need to speak to another department and would call me back at 16:00. Reader, they did not call me back.
HMRC owe me £3k. Can I claim it? LOL, can I fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Today I shall mostly be making sausages
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
HMRC owe me £3k. Can I claim it? LOL, can I fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Full Trump tactics
My Lord General Monk did privately talk with the Duke about having the life-guards pass through the City today only for show and to fright people, for I perceive there are great fears abroad; for all which I am troubled and full of doubt that things will not go well.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Not now, exposed ancient crypt
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Cursed doll number 2 #AntiquesRoadshow
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cursed doll alert on #AntiquesRoadshow
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Glad I chose Vietnam over the US for a holiday. Think I’ll give it a few years to see how it’s going.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is my grandfather, Brigadier G. B. Vaughan-Hughes MC in 1919, aged 22/23, ‘somewhere in France,’ on Joey, his army mount. He bought Joey off the army and let him live a long and happy life in Wales. ‘Tommy,’ as grandpa was called, had entered the war early in 1915 as an 18-year-old 2nd Lt …1/
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m beginning to think he’s got no fucking idea what he’s doing
Along with the meatpacking rant, further evidence Trump has clocked the cost-of-living issue but has no idea what to do about it. I guess cutting tariffs is out of the question.

(NB I reckon that despite tariffs, inflationary risks from services are probably bigger than those from goods.)
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Actually it was

Please don’t BITE it
Just excite it

I’ve ruined everything!
Early 80’s to the tune of ‘get down on it’ cool and the gang. The two class skinheads used to sing

Get down on it
Suck my helmet
Please don’t hide it
Just excite it

It was beautiful, in its own way.
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I mean they didn’t even enter the war until 1941bbut thanks
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I’m shocked…..
Orban says Hungary obtained complete, indefinite US sanctions exemption for TurkStream and Druzhba pipelines.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Little did they know that the brox would be up and coming once the ELL was built
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
. @rhymerrigby.bsky.social I’m at the Lee Miller expo at the the Tate. She’s quite good at photography, also when I’m a billionaire as well as travelling 1st class, I’m booking private views.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I'm reminded of Boris Johnson's attempts to glue pollution to roads...
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This is like that guy who wanted to excavate a council tip to find his hard drive with £5bn in bitcoin on it
And now privately the woman, Barkestead’s great confident, is brought, who do positively say that this is the place which he did say the money was hid in, and where he and she did put up the 50,000l. in butter firkins.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Let’s hear more of the dangers of democratic socialism under Mamdani
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
whats this in cups?
This is about 400 lb/American
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
For some reason instagram is showing me video of people burning to death, so that’s nice
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@bobfrombrockley.bsky.social as sure as night follows day
For those who aren't keeping up, Mamdani is a Zionist now (for condeming swastika graffiti on a yeshiva)
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Guy Fawkes' signature before & after saying on Bluesky that he lets his cat go outside
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM