chimpman.bsky.social
@chimpman.bsky.social
What is this place?
so JD vance released that cop video, presumably because it would strengthen the cops case? genius move
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
this is fine and normal
“Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.”

Statement from The Norwegian Nobel Committee and the Norwegian Nobel Institute, issued today.
COLLINS: If Machado gives you her Nobel Peace Prize, will that change your view about her running that country?

TRUMP: Well, I have to speak to her. I think it's very nice she wants to come in, and that's what I understand the reason is. Because Norway is very embarrassed by what took place.
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
she is spectacularly dumb
January 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Saving the boots on the ground for US cities
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Also, my neighbours in LDN sometimes wake me with the sound of shagging (I’m sure there were THREE voices) but not homicidal as far as I can tell.
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m grimly fascinated about how the US police will deal with any pissed up footy fans this summer.
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This is the thing I’ve been wondering about, I expect most gun owners are good people (really) but have one ‘just in case’. I’m 50/50 if I’d own one in the US. Its all mad
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’ve just swapped over from Apple, I’ll have to exhaust Now before nipping back over
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This is good
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
also, i want a Doggerland passport
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
No future in coal, Sam. Not while you can employ 300 linen weavers for 1s
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Reposted
I went to a toddler class today and there was a toddler called Keith
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 PM
had i think a choice of three! it was like the sopace age!
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
renting the telephone from the Post Office
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 AM
they are essentially indestructable now
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
THISS! wehn i was very little we had what must have been an early 60's TV. it had valves and would heat the room (took a few mins to warm up). it was constantly breaking down and the guy used to come roud with a wooden box of valves to swap out. I guess they were expensive and quirky bits of kit
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
It’s the Matrix, you provide the energy for them and they allow you to believe you have free will
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 AM
It’s the cats world, you just live in it
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Reminding you that at the end of the day you’re just meat
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I mean at 25, planning activities and fun every day is appropriate. I’m off to Vietnam next week, other that hotels and a couple of internal flights to get be from Hanoi>Da Nang>Ho Chi Minh I’ve got nothing planned. I’ll mainly be eating.
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
It could be cos I’m older but I do like just pottering around. When younger I wanted to pack as much in as possible and scoff at the old geezers just having a sit down and coffee on holiday.
January 9, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Keith Bower used to work for TfL, top tunneling dog. We had a visit there years ago to see their ground investigation boreholes. The site we saw was used to dump spoil from the blitz, lots of weird stuff.
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Wellcome to the USA, host of the 2026 FIFA(tm) World Cup. Enjoy your stay!
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I’m on a NowTv binge. This is very good
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Remeber the fake news about Charles De Menezes and cocaine and jumping the barriers? (Although I think that was at least 50% cock up but still, a bit shady)
January 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM