Greg Wallace: "I got my cock out at work because I'm neuro divergent."

Hitler: "Hold my stein..."

Note to self, move the body

At least the AA man will say ‘nice motor’ as he hitches up the tow bar

COWARD!

Buy something Italian from the 70’s that will both refuse to work in the rain while also dissolving into a brown stain before your eyes.

I know Rachel Reeves needs to reduce the deficit but I had no idea I’d be doing it personally.

Look upon my work and weep

1) allspice, pepper, salt, nutmeg
2) I have a sausage stuffer with a big handle
2) you can order skins online, I snigger like a child when sliding them onto the filler tube.

Literally. By the time I’ve bought the pork at full retail price they probably work out at £2 per sossige,

Covid was the final nail in the coffin, although it was far from a done deal at the time. I suspect it would have been ‘value engineered’ down a few pegs in scope at least with or without Covid.

Replace the government of London with the penguins. Everyone wins.

A strong choice

The construction guys on site cursed those panels. There was a lot of fettling required get them to fit over the sprayed concrete tunnel linings.

I worked on Crossrail 2. We hadn’t got to the stage of the aesthetics but the vibe was that it would have been much more functional and dull than Crossrail 1 for cost reasons. The cast concrete panels on CR are great but ££££

The engineers at LU tell me that the since the JLE was the first new bit of tube for decades that a lot of the architecture slipped passed many of the standards we have now. That’s a good thing! The LU standards can force things down quite a conservative route.