The Bob
@theboberito.bsky.social
Striving to be the strongest and most jacked Mac Admin in all the land.
OMG OMG OMG
This built on Linux (Ubuntu with gnome) using SwiftCrossUI @stackotter.dev. It should build happily on windows once I get a fresh VM set up.
Fake data at the moment. But the guts won’t be hard to port from a previous project github.com/boberito/jam...
This built on Linux (Ubuntu with gnome) using SwiftCrossUI @stackotter.dev. It should build happily on windows once I get a fresh VM set up.
Fake data at the moment. But the guts won’t be hard to port from a previous project github.com/boberito/jam...
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
OMG OMG OMG
This built on Linux (Ubuntu with gnome) using SwiftCrossUI @stackotter.dev. It should build happily on windows once I get a fresh VM set up.
Fake data at the moment. But the guts won’t be hard to port from a previous project github.com/boberito/jam...
This built on Linux (Ubuntu with gnome) using SwiftCrossUI @stackotter.dev. It should build happily on windows once I get a fresh VM set up.
Fake data at the moment. But the guts won’t be hard to port from a previous project github.com/boberito/jam...
SC Menu 2.0 posted!
So many updates I can’t list these in the character limit.
github.com/boberito/sc_...
So many updates I can’t list these in the character limit.
github.com/boberito/sc_...
Release Smartcard Menu 2.0 · boberito/sc_menu
2.0 Release!
New Icon!
Run scripts on smartcard insert and run scripts on smartcard removal.
Added the ability for script execution to be managed by configuration profile.
Notification when certif...
github.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
SC Menu 2.0 posted!
So many updates I can’t list these in the character limit.
github.com/boberito/sc_...
So many updates I can’t list these in the character limit.
github.com/boberito/sc_...
Time to get some of my nonsense working on another platform, just because I can.
Universal STIG Browser on Android maybe?
Universal STIG Browser on Android maybe?
I'm pleased to announce nightly preview releases of the Swift SDK for Android!
www.swift.org/blog/nightly...
www.swift.org/blog/nightly...
Announcing the Swift SDK for Android
Swift has matured significantly over the past decade — extending from cloud services to Windows applications, browser apps, and microcontrollers. Swift powers apps and services of all kinds, and thank...
www.swift.org
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Time to get some of my nonsense working on another platform, just because I can.
Universal STIG Browser on Android maybe?
Universal STIG Browser on Android maybe?
Sooo I think I found a memory leak in an Apple class SFCertificateView. I use it in SC Menu to display a certificate from a smart card. I’ve been trying to be a better programmer by fixing memory leaks and understand them.
github.com/boberito/sc_...
github.com/boberito/sc_...
sc_menu/smartcard_menu/ViewCertsViewController.swift at dev_2.0 · boberito/sc_menu
Simple smartcard Menu item. Contribute to boberito/sc_menu development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sooo I think I found a memory leak in an Apple class SFCertificateView. I use it in SC Menu to display a certificate from a smart card. I’ve been trying to be a better programmer by fixing memory leaks and understand them.
github.com/boberito/sc_...
github.com/boberito/sc_...
Big ow bar, squat single, high bar squat three sets of eight, leg extensions, single leg extensions, leg press, Glute ham raises. I’d like a kid in the candy store when I go to a real gym. Walking out of there like a baby giraffe.
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Big ow bar, squat single, high bar squat three sets of eight, leg extensions, single leg extensions, leg press, Glute ham raises. I’d like a kid in the candy store when I go to a real gym. Walking out of there like a baby giraffe.
A year into Apple Intelligence, what do we know? Well your Mac knows the answers, just gotta ask the right questions.
Read “IQ Check: On-Device vs PCC — Reading the Signals Hidden on Your Mac“ by Bob Gendler on Medium: boberito.medium.com/iq-check-on-...
Read “IQ Check: On-Device vs PCC — Reading the Signals Hidden on Your Mac“ by Bob Gendler on Medium: boberito.medium.com/iq-check-on-...
IQ Check: On-Device vs PCC — Reading the Signals Hidden on Your Mac
Your Mac knows and can tell you specifically on device vs off device for Apple Intelligence
boberito.medium.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A year into Apple Intelligence, what do we know? Well your Mac knows the answers, just gotta ask the right questions.
Read “IQ Check: On-Device vs PCC — Reading the Signals Hidden on Your Mac“ by Bob Gendler on Medium: boberito.medium.com/iq-check-on-...
Read “IQ Check: On-Device vs PCC — Reading the Signals Hidden on Your Mac“ by Bob Gendler on Medium: boberito.medium.com/iq-check-on-...
So since there’s another week of being furloughed basically(most likely), I need an idea for a swift project to keep me occupied. I’m open for suggestions
October 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So since there’s another week of being furloughed basically(most likely), I need an idea for a swift project to keep me occupied. I’m open for suggestions
Took PTO today so I can work out in a real gym. Gonna set some PRs or maybe head to the ER. Light weight baybay!
September 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Took PTO today so I can work out in a real gym. Gonna set some PRs or maybe head to the ER. Light weight baybay!
Apple Intelligence is getting slightly more intelligent. Told it make me with muscles. Guess I should have said muscles and hands
September 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Apple Intelligence is getting slightly more intelligent. Told it make me with muscles. Guess I should have said muscles and hands
Yesterday the #mSCP continued the tradition of having orgs ready for day 1 of OS release by releasing compliance information before the new OS ships.
Get your Tahoe, iOS 26, visionOS 26 guidance github.com/usnistgov/ma...
#apple #macos #macadmin #nist #securitycompliance
Get your Tahoe, iOS 26, visionOS 26 guidance github.com/usnistgov/ma...
#apple #macos #macadmin #nist #securitycompliance
Releases · usnistgov/macos_security
macOS Security Compliance Project. Contribute to usnistgov/macos_security development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Yesterday the #mSCP continued the tradition of having orgs ready for day 1 of OS release by releasing compliance information before the new OS ships.
Get your Tahoe, iOS 26, visionOS 26 guidance github.com/usnistgov/ma...
#apple #macos #macadmin #nist #securitycompliance
Get your Tahoe, iOS 26, visionOS 26 guidance github.com/usnistgov/ma...
#apple #macos #macadmin #nist #securitycompliance
Holy crap. I don’t need AI to write slop code. If someone looked at some of this code vomit I’ve got working they’d think I just bang on the keyboard until it compiles (spoiler, very close to true)
September 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Holy crap. I don’t need AI to write slop code. If someone looked at some of this code vomit I’ve got working they’d think I just bang on the keyboard until it compiles (spoiler, very close to true)
5:30am
Shout outs to everyone getting a workout in at 6AM.
September 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
5:30am
This week I built libfido from scratch with fips validated OpenSSL libraries and no dependencies on brew or Mac ports so I can use fido authentication with ssh
And I deadlifted 185kgs for 3 reps.
Quite the week.
And I deadlifted 185kgs for 3 reps.
Quite the week.
August 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This week I built libfido from scratch with fips validated OpenSSL libraries and no dependencies on brew or Mac ports so I can use fido authentication with ssh
And I deadlifted 185kgs for 3 reps.
Quite the week.
And I deadlifted 185kgs for 3 reps.
Quite the week.
I probably have the most diverse selection of podcasts I listen to #JuggaloRewind and The Layne Norton Podcast. These two couldn’t be anymore different.
August 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I probably have the most diverse selection of podcasts I listen to #JuggaloRewind and The Layne Norton Podcast. These two couldn’t be anymore different.
Coming soon. Not just read your DISA STIGs on visionOS BUT edit and view your checklist files on it.
August 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Coming soon. Not just read your DISA STIGs on visionOS BUT edit and view your checklist files on it.
Yo deficit deadlift amrap ain’t something I want in my life. But I guess I wronged someone somewhere to deserve them.
August 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yo deficit deadlift amrap ain’t something I want in my life. But I guess I wronged someone somewhere to deserve them.
Sounds kinda like communism
Who's going to tell them what government ownership of means of production is called?
www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
White House confirms talks to acquire 10% stake in Intel — 'We should get an equity stake for our money'
"We’ll get equity in return for it; get a good return for the American taxpayer, instead of just giving grants away"
www.tomshardware.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sounds kinda like communism
Reposted by The Bob
Are the mRNA vaccines incredible? YES!
Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No.
Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES!
Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES!
Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES!
Fund mRNA research!
Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No.
Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES!
Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES!
Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES!
Fund mRNA research!
August 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Are the mRNA vaccines incredible? YES!
Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No.
Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES!
Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES!
Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES!
Fund mRNA research!
Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No.
Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES!
Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES!
Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES!
Fund mRNA research!
Reposted by The Bob
Adobe Acrobat is the worst software ever developed and somehow keeps getting worse with every update. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
August 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Adobe Acrobat is the worst software ever developed and somehow keeps getting worse with every update. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
It’s not everyday you see your life flash before your eyes and catch it on video. Almost died this morning. No joke.
The bar edged down just enough on my back I had to hike it up with a calf raise.
Anyway I’m fine. But I don’t see myself using my squat stands for a long time.
The bar edged down just enough on my back I had to hike it up with a calf raise.
Anyway I’m fine. But I don’t see myself using my squat stands for a long time.
August 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It’s not everyday you see your life flash before your eyes and catch it on video. Almost died this morning. No joke.
The bar edged down just enough on my back I had to hike it up with a calf raise.
Anyway I’m fine. But I don’t see myself using my squat stands for a long time.
The bar edged down just enough on my back I had to hike it up with a calf raise.
Anyway I’m fine. But I don’t see myself using my squat stands for a long time.
Today is my RTO. So dumb. Drive 40 min each way to sit in a random office and telework. Much more efficient and much less wasteful.
August 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Today is my RTO. So dumb. Drive 40 min each way to sit in a random office and telework. Much more efficient and much less wasteful.
Oh boy. Universal STIG Browser already getting a big rewrite cause doing proper json parsing and creation is not easy with the soup I made.
August 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh boy. Universal STIG Browser already getting a big rewrite cause doing proper json parsing and creation is not easy with the soup I made.
Damn. Man. Today is a sad day. I understand the last 10-12 years he tarnished his reputation but nothing takes away the positive memories from my childhood Hulkamania is officially dead.
www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h...
www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h...
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
www.tmz.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Damn. Man. Today is a sad day. I understand the last 10-12 years he tarnished his reputation but nothing takes away the positive memories from my childhood Hulkamania is officially dead.
www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h...
www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h...
Flight at 1:35pm. Packed at 10:45am. Out the door 11:05am. To some this would be anxiety causing. To me this is exciting. What did I forget?
July 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Flight at 1:35pm. Packed at 10:45am. Out the door 11:05am. To some this would be anxiety causing. To me this is exciting. What did I forget?