Ben Kaplan
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Ben Kaplan
@thebenkaplan.bsky.social
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Unrated, uncut, and unforgettable!

Directed by Marcel Walz, wrtten by Joe Knetter, and starting scream queens Gigi Gustin and Sarah French, the Brute 1976 limited edition slipcover Blu-Ray is available for pre-order now from @vinsyn.bsky.social!

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October 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The rapture didn’t happen today because Jesus saw his shadow. That means three more weeks of summer.
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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June 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’d look bigger if they trimmed the bushes
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
She’s been like this since she looked at her 401k.
April 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Why do we, the most powerful nation on Earth, act like the most weak and shortsighted?
March 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Who else wants to see trump forced to apologize publicly to President Zelensky? 🤚
March 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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So @thebenkaplan.bsky.social & I while out tonight, were talking about how different the world would be if Freddie Mercury, George Michael, Prince, & David Bowie were still alive. On our drive home, we heard every. single. one. on the radio serendipitously. I think their spirits knew 💕✨
March 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Last week, Iowa became the first state to strip civil rights protections from a previously protected class.

This week, Iowa proposed a law that would make it a misdemeanor for a healthcare worker to administer a a COVID vaccine, even if the patient specifically requests to get a COVID vaccine.
March 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Pokémon day to all who celebrate
two cartoon turtles are eating sandwiches and drinking beer with the words party hard written on the bottom
ALT: two cartoon turtles are eating sandwiches and drinking beer with the words party hard written on the bottom
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February 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I heard they intentionally changed Trump’s diaper during the halftime show to avoid a tantrum.
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I’m super late to the Star Wars game, but I just watched Revenge of the Sith for the first time tonight with @thebenkaplan.bsky.social And holy fuck, it’s a parallel to this current administration.
February 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I know I’m a little late but I Creature Commandos was perfection! I think Warner Bros is in the early stages of a massive DC renaissance. @jamesgunn.bsky.social love for this world is clear by the way he takes care of its characters. Can’t wait to see what comes next!
January 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Omg! Tulip, meet my Tulip!
January 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Now you can claim on your resume you were a Circuit City general manager and you had 10M followers on TikTok 😢
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Taylor Swift- $10 million
Selena Gomez- $5 million
Beyoncé- $2.5 million

The richest man in the WORLD- $0
January 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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THIS, ALL FUCKING DAY.
January 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I was already all in but this got me so much more hyped than I could’ve expected. My birthday wish is to someday work with my fellow Missourian @jamesgunn.bsky.social!
December 24, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Thank you to everyone who is waiting until tomorrow to put up their holiday decorations so they can properly observe my birthday today.
December 23, 2024 at 10:25 PM