The Beast of Eeklo
@thebeastofeeklo.bsky.social
Northumbrian in a southern place. RAF Veteran. NUFC. I’d offer you a beer, but I’ve only got 6 cans.
Lovely Vauxhall Victor in this Human League video for Louise
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lovely Vauxhall Victor in this Human League video for Louise
Just back from the pub. I have, literally drunk 9 pints of pissy fizz lager. Got home to have a piss, then laid a turd the size of the fucking Bismark. Met a bloke who I thought was ancient….he’s 2 months younger than me
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just back from the pub. I have, literally drunk 9 pints of pissy fizz lager. Got home to have a piss, then laid a turd the size of the fucking Bismark. Met a bloke who I thought was ancient….he’s 2 months younger than me
Anyone bothered about the removal of trial by jury except for murder & rape?
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Anyone bothered about the removal of trial by jury except for murder & rape?
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
Anyone on here ever had the operation for Dupuytren’s Contracture?
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Anyone on here ever had the operation for Dupuytren’s Contracture?
Octopus have decided to charge £600 a month to heat a disabled man’s 1 bedroom apartment
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Octopus have decided to charge £600 a month to heat a disabled man’s 1 bedroom apartment
Got this Tourist single on 7”
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Got this Tourist single on 7”
Where, the fuck, is Today at the Test?
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Where, the fuck, is Today at the Test?
Those crazy Aussies lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Those crazy Aussies lol
10 Pollock fish fingers for 99p in Sainsbury’s.
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
10 Pollock fish fingers for 99p in Sainsbury’s.
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
You wake up early tomorrow, turn the radio on, first thing you hear is Jonathan Agnew say “and that is the over, score is 72 for 6” what’s your initial thought?
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You wake up early tomorrow, turn the radio on, first thing you hear is Jonathan Agnew say “and that is the over, score is 72 for 6” what’s your initial thought?
Have people really got their heating on? In November?
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Have people really got their heating on? In November?
Songs I have attempted (badly) at karaoke in the last 13 months
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Songs I have attempted (badly) at karaoke in the last 13 months
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
Fuck me, even Steve Clarke smiled 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fuck me, even Steve Clarke smiled 🤣
Gonnae no dae that.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gonnae no dae that.
Gonnae no dae that
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Gonnae no dae that
Commentator just said ‘good defending’ and ‘Grant Hanley’ in the same sentence
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Commentator just said ‘good defending’ and ‘Grant Hanley’ in the same sentence
Draw lose or win,
Steve Clarke will never grin.
Steve Clarke will never grin.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Draw lose or win,
Steve Clarke will never grin.
Steve Clarke will never grin.
Quadrophenia just starting on SKY Cinema Greats
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Quadrophenia just starting on SKY Cinema Greats
Have they disbanded the Irish Navy? I only ask because my friend in Dublin told me that last night the streets there were awash with discharged seamen.
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Have they disbanded the Irish Navy? I only ask because my friend in Dublin told me that last night the streets there were awash with discharged seamen.
Den Hegarty ladies & gents. Right there on your televisual device.
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Den Hegarty ladies & gents. Right there on your televisual device.
Boney M there, not shying away from the burning sociopolitical topics of the day on TotP.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Boney M there, not shying away from the burning sociopolitical topics of the day on TotP.
I was fitting an upstairs phone extension in a house in Letchworth. The bloke come into the room & beckoned me to the window, in a strained high pitch voice he said “see that blue transit? That’s just got the Guinness World Record for having the loudest vehicle sound system” 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I was fitting an upstairs phone extension in a house in Letchworth. The bloke come into the room & beckoned me to the window, in a strained high pitch voice he said “see that blue transit? That’s just got the Guinness World Record for having the loudest vehicle sound system” 1/2
See, I’d move over here completely, but a post what i did on Twitter taking the piss out of a right wingist has just got 1500 views in an hour.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
See, I’d move over here completely, but a post what i did on Twitter taking the piss out of a right wingist has just got 1500 views in an hour.
Eastbourne Town B Hastings Utd
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Eastbourne Town B Hastings Utd