I worked in & around the City & Fleet St. for a couple of years in the mid 80s. The pubs (some of them truly great pubs) could be mental in the afternoons.

Close! Same shape anyway

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Or are you more bothered about some of the worst off & most disadvantaged people in our, supposed, civilised society being helped with their transportation?

A lot of Unlucky Alf sketches were filmed in Ashington where I went to school

For clarification I don’t & never have had a ‘mobility’ car……. Don’t even have me own car these days

Those figures look like it’s more the ‘charity’ hanging on to the dough. It’s the fact they don’t provide me with a driver on 24/7 call I’m upset about

I’m not giving up my Maserati Quattroporte just because it ‘costs a bit of money’

You don’t buy Mobility cars, you lease them.

Yep, cold eyes like a shark.

I find him utterly terrifying to be honest

GILF?

I’ve had decades of this, getting up night after night to listen to them win the last test of a dead rubber, then go to work. Touring West Indies was as bad for years an all. Still love it though, Test Cricket is the pinnacle of sport.

Betty Swollocks either way

Outstanding! Mince & tatties would’ve sufficed but sprouts & beetroot. Giddap!