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The Badness (freshly pejorative)
@thebadness.bsky.social
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Comment me décris-je? Réparé, mais pas vendable.

Gay, but not gay-gay. But gay.

(cats?! cats!!!)
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The Badness (freshly pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 6d
The painting will continue until morale improves.

(meaning: i don't expect to stop, ever.)

#Artistsofbluesky #Artsky #Oilpainting #TheBeast
Lots of little black black lines 'n squiggles on a mostly white background with a red semi-square-ish shape. The black lines and squiggles partially cover the red semi-square-ish shape.
thebadness.bsky.social
Dinner (“French” onion soup) came with a hidden treasure this evening.

Specifically, Mr. Otto on my knees, purring.

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #cats
Bowl of onion soup topped with cheesy croutons on a blue placemat, flanked by a fork on the left and a knife and soup spoon on the right. Mr. Otto on my knees, under the table. He is a beautiful, but also adorably cute, gray cat.
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
So, I guess this is actually happening (along with some other stuff).

Anyhoo. Currently wondering how ridiculous the crowd at the Whitney will be on 3/14, what with the Biennial and all.
thebadness.bsky.social The Badness (freshly pejorative) @thebadness.bsky.social · 7d
Just got clipped as a “mandatory” invitee for a client lunch.

In NY, where I definitely do not live.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
🚨🚨🚨Sortie d'une édition hors-série exclusive pour #FCF: Mr. Otto Purrs Again!🚨🚨🚨

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos #furrycatfriday
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Gratuitous bathing video for you.

(fourth of a ... series? annoying bit?)

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #catvideos
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
When you think your take is hot because nobody else has come up with it yet? Before you post, please consider first asking yourself whether that's because it's so f#*king dumb that nobody else was willing to put it out there.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
These two bounders are so lazy they need to be woken up for dinner.

#Ottotimes #Albrechttimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats
Mr. Otto in his cat bed, eyes hooded with sleepiness as he slowly rouses himself. For dinner. Because he's a lazy cat. Mr. Albrecht, acting mildly put out as he rouses himself from a nap in his cat bed. He is a generously-proportioned black cat; you'd think he'd *want* to get up for dinner...
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Yes, you may panic at the disco, but they’ll probably kick you out.
copaceticbunsz.com e.g. Bunny Lastname @copaceticbunsz.com · Feb 2
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 5:55 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
Hey, who wants to go halfsies on a >$100k case of wine? Less than $9k/bottle! Bargain-basement price!
Picture of a list of wines with prices including a 12-bottle case of 2011 Domaine Leroy Vosne Romanée Les Genaivrières priced at $106,578.99.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
If only somebody out there would pay me (enough) to chase what, for me, is an unachievable goal.
jportnw.bsky.social Goldie Lifts @jportnw.bsky.social · 2d
the gay urge to quit my job and focus on being hot
January 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
[but wait theres more dot gif].

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos

(third installment.)
January 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Just had a work call tonight that got interrupted when my interlocutor said, "Ohhh no, I just saw something I did not want to see. Can I call you back?"

A minute later, she called back: "Well, that's one f#*king waterbug that won't see tomorrow."

She's #NYstrong.
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Wintertime is when I transform into a slush lollipop.
Reflection of a wonky-faced redheaded dude in a pouffe-y gray puffer coat and black/gray plaid scarf, tottering on spindly little chicken legs (black pants). The reflection is a Chicago L window; there's a red and white sticker that says "Stand clear of door" at approximately where the dude's knees should be.
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
S H A R E L A M P
Picture of a Tiffany-style lamp on a desk. Multicolored stained glass panels in a Jacob's Ladder (plant) pattern and a heavy, decorated brass base.
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
“What’s a window dressing, Ken?”
Trump signals interest in easing tensions, but Minneapolis sees little change on the streets
President Donald Trump seemed to signal a willingness to ease tensions in Minneapolis after a second deadly shooting by federal immigration agents.
apnews.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Reminiscing on the Grand Vaycay (cold’ll prompt that, methinks) and the random nice horse on King Island remains a highlight.
Me (from the back), giving a muzzle nuzzle to a (verrrry pretty) black horse. Cloudy sky, lots of grass in various shades from green to hay.
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Mr. Otto is a huge booty house fan, and he embodies all of its best qualities.

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #humpday
Mr. Otto’s bodacious furry booty. (mr. otto is a cat, hence the fur. which is gray, and long. this is him viewed from the, ahem, rear, sitting on my lap.)
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
Having manger'd the soleil, Mr. Otto is taking a postprandial nap.

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats
Mr. Otto, curled against a mystery chest, paws folded in front of his adorable kitten face. Snoozing. (gray fur. lots of gray fur. little kitten face. because he's a cat.)
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
A tous les repas il mangera du soleil.

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats
Mr. Otto (gray fur, paws, li'l gray nose: he's a cat!) riding on a mystery shoulder, staring up at a ceiling light so what you see is his chin and the tip of his nose, rather than his adorable little kitten face.
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Part 2 of ???

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
This came on during my morning exercise and I was reminded that, even 25 years later, it may still be the best workout track ever made.
Missy Elliott - One Minute Man (feat. Ludacris) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Missy Elliott
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
“, Esq.”
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
Cupholders.
crshort81.bsky.social Ryan ➡️ SmokeOut 2026 @crshort81.bsky.social · 4d
Wrong answers only: What is the banger coming in Bluesky’s next release?

(I hope the right answer is media sharable in DMs)
Release notes from Apple’s App Store saying that Bluesky social’s next release is gonna be a banger.
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 PM
thebadness.bsky.social
Ottopurrs, a videographic essay exploring the theme of Cat.

Indeterminate in length, and irregular in schedule.

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats #Purring #asmr #catvideos
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Love.
womensartbluesky.bsky.social womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 4d
'Bush Flowers' by Raelene Stevens, contemporary Indigenous Australian artist #WomensArt
Painting with circular flower motifs in multicolours covering the entire canvas
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
thebadness.bsky.social
Everybody* deserves to have someone in their life who looks at them like Mr. Otto looks at me when he knows it's dinnertime.

#Ottotimes #Catsofbluesky #Catsky #Skycats #Cats

*some exceptions apply.
Mr. Otto in his favorite cat bed/tree, stirring after his evening nap. He's basically a pouffe of gray fur with paws and a kitten face.
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 AM