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Don’t let the bastards cheer you up
Frikkin’ lasers
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Frikkin’ lasers
My little boy has just stuck his Headteachers award sticker on me.
I’m so proud of my achievement.
I’m so proud of my achievement.
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 AM
My little boy has just stuck his Headteachers award sticker on me.
I’m so proud of my achievement.
I’m so proud of my achievement.
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‘Defecting to the reform party’ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo.
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
‘Defecting to the reform party’ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo.
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
Wondering who’s going to win 6-2 today? #snooker #masterssnooker
January 15, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Wondering who’s going to win 6-2 today? #snooker #masterssnooker
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It’s Boxing Day. Anyone getting up and playing classic Christmas tunes is a psychopath.
December 26, 2023 at 9:58 AM
It’s Boxing Day. Anyone getting up and playing classic Christmas tunes is a psychopath.
TV this morning
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
TV this morning
Been in the same hotel so much recently the staff are beginning to recognise me. Feeling a bit Partridge.
a man in a suit is talking to a woman in a green suit who is asking if we have four full british isles breakfast
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a woman in a green suit who is asking if we have four full british isles breakfast
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August 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Been in the same hotel so much recently the staff are beginning to recognise me. Feeling a bit Partridge.
2 weeks or a lifetime ago #glastonbury
July 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
2 weeks or a lifetime ago #glastonbury
As you leave its torturous but too beautiful a view to miss. My little boy was in floods #glastonbury
June 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
As you leave its torturous but too beautiful a view to miss. My little boy was in floods #glastonbury
My step count plummeted as I spent the whole Sunday afternoon at West Holts #glastonbury
June 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My step count plummeted as I spent the whole Sunday afternoon at West Holts #glastonbury
The Orange Menace
April 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The Orange Menace
Ironically the first #worldbookday fancy dress I saw this morning was Where’s Wally
March 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Ironically the first #worldbookday fancy dress I saw this morning was Where’s Wally
‘The greatest heavy metal show ever’? Original Black Sabbath lineup to reunite for Ozzy Osbourne’s final concert
‘The greatest heavy metal show ever’? Original Black Sabbath lineup to reunite for Ozzy Osbourne’s final concert
Epic lineup convenes for farewell to heavy metal icon at Birmingham’s Villa Park stadium in July, with Metallica, Slayer, Pantera and many more in support
Having been the original voice of heavy metal, survived multiple bouts of ill health and relieved…
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Dog wankers
February 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dog wankers
Quite the look
January 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Quite the look
You’d think they’d have saved this for their Valentine’s Day edition
January 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
You’d think they’d have saved this for their Valentine’s Day edition
Xmas shopping amuse bouche
December 12, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Xmas shopping amuse bouche
Appreciating the irony of receiving a severe wind warning while in an indian restaurant last night #StormDarragh
December 7, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Appreciating the irony of receiving a severe wind warning while in an indian restaurant last night #StormDarragh
Last corporate job of the year. Medical conference with endless slides of severed limbs. Happy Christmas!!
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Last corporate job of the year. Medical conference with endless slides of severed limbs. Happy Christmas!!
Usually open and play vinyl as soon as I get it but been so busy lately I’ve got one I haven’t opened for probably two months and now I’m getting anxious about opening it.
November 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Usually open and play vinyl as soon as I get it but been so busy lately I’ve got one I haven’t opened for probably two months and now I’m getting anxious about opening it.
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November 19, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Bad feeling about Sunday @glastonbury tickets.
Old system: Effort + Luck = tickets.
New method: no effort just Luck = Tickets
Old system: Effort + Luck = tickets.
New method: no effort just Luck = Tickets
November 15, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Bad feeling about Sunday @glastonbury tickets.
Old system: Effort + Luck = tickets.
New method: no effort just Luck = Tickets
Old system: Effort + Luck = tickets.
New method: no effort just Luck = Tickets
What is the proper name for a post on @bsky.app ? I’m going with Bleat
a white goat with a pink nose and its mouth open
ALT: a white goat with a pink nose and its mouth open
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November 15, 2024 at 9:55 AM
What is the proper name for a post on @bsky.app ? I’m going with Bleat
Projector beams
November 6, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Projector beams