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I eat grilled aubergine because I can't afford eel.
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IDK what to put as a display name and now every time I log onto this site it reminds me how badly I wanna eat grilled eel over rice. This is awful, what have I done? I should change it but to WHAT END???

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November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just finished it! The MC is a real self aware POS who lies to everyone including himself. The book take the piss out of America's attitudes as saviors to Vietnam set to a love triangle over a woman named Phuong who is shown the same level of respect as her country by the men invading it.
Maybe try 'The Quiet American' by Graham Greene? I haven't
read it myself but maybe it's what you're looking for?
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Please. I beg you. Full season of Knights of Guinevere. I've spent 20 years rewatching Rintaro's Metropolis preparing for this show.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I have. A lot of thoughts about the TV adaptation of the Handmaid's tale and casting Joseph Fiennes as the commander kinda encapsulates most of them.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I get why Dispatch did the episodic release thing now. Not giving players a gay romance option is a wild twist when you got MoistCr1TiKaL in your cast.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wasn't aware of how long Alchemised was. Tolstoy, you got a run for your money in word count.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Taking my first amtrak train! :O
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm going to bed instead of working even later. Please clap.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
People who compare Majohng to chess confuse me. I've started playing chess and the only similarities the two have is that I am bad at both.
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dudes, check out these lil' guys.
decided my October Art challenge for this year is gonna be #lilguytober where i draw a new lil' guy for every day in october
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I saw a pretty funny gif of some generic beige asset flipped game where a character was glitching and just sliding across the map silly style and then realized it was a clip from stranger things. 💀
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I didn't care about Discord orbs until I was shown the egg avatar now I check the quests daily, like the knave I am.
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Phone cameras are so good now. Cannot believe I got such nice pics from one and not my high end camera. #mixedmedia #graphicnovel #art
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nintendo hates me. Personally. And I don't even know wtf I did.
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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MikeCappArt | Acrylic on Canvas | 18” x 18” | 2024
#portrait #abstract #texture
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Of the notable things I have cleaned up from my neighborhood human poop(honestly getting more common), a vibrator, the broken off saw that I threw away today has thrown me the the most.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.

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October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sweet! Been in the mood to re-read!
The Binti trilogy now has a Folio Society edition, 👽🪼🪐🌍! It’s illustrated (painted by hand) by David Palumbo.

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October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I feel bad Haunted Hotel didn't come out when I was a teen. Was unironically obsessed with Abaddon as a kid. Had a whole comic about them I drew bits and pieces of at like 12.
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I want to make a savory cake. I need to know if it can be done. If it has been done. But all I get are recipes for meat pies and those? Are not cake. I am talking like costco sheet cake but savory style.
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ngl would prolly fall for the Substance. Not to stay young but to never stop working.
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you love your grand kids go all out on your 67th birthday this year. You owe it to them.
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