allister :)
@thatweirdcorgilady.bsky.social
any pronouns
i exist that’s for sure but sometimes i make bad jokes and throw out a mediocre drawing or two.
i exist that’s for sure but sometimes i make bad jokes and throw out a mediocre drawing or two.
Pinned
forgot to actually introduce myself
ello ello hola i’m allister, major pokemon nerd and allister/onion enjoyer. i make dumb stuff and call it content across several platforms for fun
i use any pronouns and have no preference for which so have fun with it
nice to meet ya!! :)
ello ello hola i’m allister, major pokemon nerd and allister/onion enjoyer. i make dumb stuff and call it content across several platforms for fun
i use any pronouns and have no preference for which so have fun with it
nice to meet ya!! :)
“i wonder why there’s so many alcoholics in my family?” i say, walking the streets of my grandparents hometown of tequila.
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
“i wonder why there’s so many alcoholics in my family?” i say, walking the streets of my grandparents hometown of tequila.
trying to appear mysterious and enigmatic but i giggle at the mere thought of “sasa lele”
October 23, 2024 at 2:49 AM
trying to appear mysterious and enigmatic but i giggle at the mere thought of “sasa lele”
currently drawing kissboys.
October 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
currently drawing kissboys.
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October 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
wanting to post my art here but a. i’m confined to traditional art and b. my art is pure shit compared to the masterpieces on here
October 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
wanting to post my art here but a. i’m confined to traditional art and b. my art is pure shit compared to the masterpieces on here
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repost if u love women
October 18, 2024 at 7:00 AM
repost if u love women
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"Why did rock bands stop having saxophone in them?" I wondered for years. Then, I started learning the saxophone, and now I know why nobody but the most hardcore bonkers weirdos wants to bother with this insane instrument!
October 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
"Why did rock bands stop having saxophone in them?" I wondered for years. Then, I started learning the saxophone, and now I know why nobody but the most hardcore bonkers weirdos wants to bother with this insane instrument!
had the concept of a vsco girl character who’s hydro flask turns into a bat during battle and i’ve never wanted to be able to animate more in my life
October 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
had the concept of a vsco girl character who’s hydro flask turns into a bat during battle and i’ve never wanted to be able to animate more in my life
characters whose theme song plays when they enter a room but instead of having one mass song when multiple characters are in a room all of them are playing at the same time
October 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
characters whose theme song plays when they enter a room but instead of having one mass song when multiple characters are in a room all of them are playing at the same time
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i always get mesmerized by rock sections in stores that have them.. i want to buy the rocks... i have no use for the rocks i just like looking at them
October 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
i always get mesmerized by rock sections in stores that have them.. i want to buy the rocks... i have no use for the rocks i just like looking at them
every so often i remember how i got doxed for saying pokemon sword and shield (more specifically shield) are actually good games and cringe a little any time my friend orders me food knowing damn well they’re only able to from that
October 21, 2024 at 5:41 AM
every so often i remember how i got doxed for saying pokemon sword and shield (more specifically shield) are actually good games and cringe a little any time my friend orders me food knowing damn well they’re only able to from that
i don’t think any of my moots besides one has moved here😞💔
October 21, 2024 at 5:35 AM
i don’t think any of my moots besides one has moved here😞💔
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so I heard listing stuff related to your interests is appropriate here. let's try this
- manmade horrors beyond comprehension
- existential dread
- that feeling that something, not someone, is watching you
- apocalyptic visions
- that one cryptid that leaves in an old tree nearby
- cocoa
- manmade horrors beyond comprehension
- existential dread
- that feeling that something, not someone, is watching you
- apocalyptic visions
- that one cryptid that leaves in an old tree nearby
- cocoa
October 20, 2024 at 11:15 AM
so I heard listing stuff related to your interests is appropriate here. let's try this
- manmade horrors beyond comprehension
- existential dread
- that feeling that something, not someone, is watching you
- apocalyptic visions
- that one cryptid that leaves in an old tree nearby
- cocoa
- manmade horrors beyond comprehension
- existential dread
- that feeling that something, not someone, is watching you
- apocalyptic visions
- that one cryptid that leaves in an old tree nearby
- cocoa
i truly don’t believe i’m on anyone’s timeline, i’m just talking to a wall. the seven likes was the wall throwing bricks at me to get me to shut up
October 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM
i truly don’t believe i’m on anyone’s timeline, i’m just talking to a wall. the seven likes was the wall throwing bricks at me to get me to shut up
Reposted by allister :)
October 20, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Reposted by allister :)
writing wisdom today from Chuck Wendig's "Gentle Writing Advice", which i just finished and 💯 recommend
the point is not that writing every day is bad, but that there's no such thing as *needing* to do anything, besides figuring out what works for you personally because we are all different writers
the point is not that writing every day is bad, but that there's no such thing as *needing* to do anything, besides figuring out what works for you personally because we are all different writers
October 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
writing wisdom today from Chuck Wendig's "Gentle Writing Advice", which i just finished and 💯 recommend
the point is not that writing every day is bad, but that there's no such thing as *needing* to do anything, besides figuring out what works for you personally because we are all different writers
the point is not that writing every day is bad, but that there's no such thing as *needing* to do anything, besides figuring out what works for you personally because we are all different writers
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Currently my favorite thing about deciding to write a fic is now the multiple tabs I have open about things that I need to research so I dont sound like a fool when I'm writing. I'm learning so much about fishing nets today!
October 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Currently my favorite thing about deciding to write a fic is now the multiple tabs I have open about things that I need to research so I dont sound like a fool when I'm writing. I'm learning so much about fishing nets today!
huh, i’ve never gotten fanart of my oc from friends but i’ve given them fanart of theirs,, wonder why that is? *proceeds to only bring said oc up in the style of an elder telling the unspoken tale of some unheard of mythical being*
October 21, 2024 at 4:54 AM
huh, i’ve never gotten fanart of my oc from friends but i’ve given them fanart of theirs,, wonder why that is? *proceeds to only bring said oc up in the style of an elder telling the unspoken tale of some unheard of mythical being*
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walking through the autumn woods, annoyed that the hair on my head didn’t turn a dazzling shade of red before falling out
October 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
walking through the autumn woods, annoyed that the hair on my head didn’t turn a dazzling shade of red before falling out
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“what does your art mean” idk i just received the vision and drew it
October 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
“what does your art mean” idk i just received the vision and drew it
whip AND nae nae??? in this economy??
October 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
whip AND nae nae??? in this economy??
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When the moon
hits your eye
like a big
pizza pie
that's annoying
🌙 👀
hits your eye
like a big
pizza pie
that's annoying
🌙 👀
October 21, 2024 at 4:21 AM
When the moon
hits your eye
like a big
pizza pie
that's annoying
🌙 👀
hits your eye
like a big
pizza pie
that's annoying
🌙 👀
🌀🌀oooo you think this random pokemon obsessed loser who’s post you’re currently perceiving with your orbs of sight is super cool and want to follow them right now oooo🌀🌀
October 21, 2024 at 4:43 AM
🌀🌀oooo you think this random pokemon obsessed loser who’s post you’re currently perceiving with your orbs of sight is super cool and want to follow them right now oooo🌀🌀