kyle marie (commissions open!)
@thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social
smutty artist/writer // 37 // aquarius + pisces cusp // trop defender, dead dove girlie // deny, defend, depose
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Bestie’s sister: you should always come to holidays. Why didn’t you before?
Me: well until last year I had a family but I lost them in the divorce
Bestie’s sister:
Me: well until last year I had a family but I lost them in the divorce
Bestie’s sister:
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Bestie’s sister: you should always come to holidays. Why didn’t you before?
Me: well until last year I had a family but I lost them in the divorce
Bestie’s sister:
Me: well until last year I had a family but I lost them in the divorce
Bestie’s sister:
Me, dying. I’m very mad that my rosacea flared up and is seen under my makeup. ANGRY!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me, dying. I’m very mad that my rosacea flared up and is seen under my makeup. ANGRY!!!!
“Oh Kyle why are you late to thanksgiving dinner at your bestie’s mother’s?”
“Oh bc I had an extreme POTS moment after wrestling myself into tights and had to lie down a bit”
“Oh bc I had an extreme POTS moment after wrestling myself into tights and had to lie down a bit”
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Oh Kyle why are you late to thanksgiving dinner at your bestie’s mother’s?”
“Oh bc I had an extreme POTS moment after wrestling myself into tights and had to lie down a bit”
“Oh bc I had an extreme POTS moment after wrestling myself into tights and had to lie down a bit”
Kinley is talking 80000 mph about the show and screeching that she’s so happy bc she was proven right on a couple of her theories
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Kinley is talking 80000 mph about the show and screeching that she’s so happy bc she was proven right on a couple of her theories
Kin and I spent the last 20 mins of the last episode screaming together 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Kin and I spent the last 20 mins of the last episode screaming together 🤣
Grabbed two of these for the price of one basically for Xmas gifts for me and Kin 😌😌
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Grabbed two of these for the price of one basically for Xmas gifts for me and Kin 😌😌
Kinley, discussing who she thinks will die: 😭😖😫
Me: I think they’ll kill off _____
Kinley: …wait no wait no wait no wait no—
Me: I think they’ll kill off _____
Kinley: …wait no wait no wait no wait no—
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Kinley, discussing who she thinks will die: 😭😖😫
Me: I think they’ll kill off _____
Kinley: …wait no wait no wait no wait no—
Me: I think they’ll kill off _____
Kinley: …wait no wait no wait no wait no—
This got me fucked uppppp #strangerthings
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This got me fucked uppppp #strangerthings
Kinley is counting down to 8pm for Stranger Things and I’m counting down until I’m forced to put my phone down and “lock in mom!!!”
I will say this has been fun watching it with her even tho I don’t like spooky
I will say this has been fun watching it with her even tho I don’t like spooky
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Kinley is counting down to 8pm for Stranger Things and I’m counting down until I’m forced to put my phone down and “lock in mom!!!”
I will say this has been fun watching it with her even tho I don’t like spooky
I will say this has been fun watching it with her even tho I don’t like spooky
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Trying to get better be like—
a woman is holding her head in pain while talking to another woman .
ALT: a woman is holding her head in pain while talking to another woman .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Trying to get better be like—
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This'll make fanfic discourse so funny
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This'll make fanfic discourse so funny
After far too long I can say @geographygem.bsky.social you’ve been gifted an art! Based on the heart wrenching “here, at the end of all things” archiveofourown.org/works/70189691 that everyone should read and cry about
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
After far too long I can say @geographygem.bsky.social you’ve been gifted an art! Based on the heart wrenching “here, at the end of all things” archiveofourown.org/works/70189691 that everyone should read and cry about
smdh even the ads are calling me out
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
smdh even the ads are calling me out
Kinley is going through it today in fear of stranger things queer baiting her with Will/Mike.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Kinley is going through it today in fear of stranger things queer baiting her with Will/Mike.
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MTG resigning is the only good thing about Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
MTG resigning is the only good thing about Trump.
I’m sick of this Jason dude in Stranger Things. Like bro shut the fuck up
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m sick of this Jason dude in Stranger Things. Like bro shut the fuck up
Me every few minutes: I should get something to eat.
And then I don’t.
And then I don’t.
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Me every few minutes: I should get something to eat.
And then I don’t.
And then I don’t.
The elusive Horrendously Huge Pumpkin looms before us
In 1900, the world record for the biggest ever pumpkin was 181kg. Now it’s 1,278kg. Scientists do not know how big pumpkins are capable of growing. (📸 Guinness World Record 2026)
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The elusive Horrendously Huge Pumpkin looms before us
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"Autism Speaks figured it out? This is embarrassing."
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Autism Speaks figured it out? This is embarrassing."
This baby was linked in the newest chapter! I think I’m weirdly most proud of all the little stars I drew 🤣
I’m going to get back to commissions now that I’ve finished this art that was mostly for me. But those of you who are in contact with stitchingatthecircuitboard on ao3, please show this to her 🥲
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This baby was linked in the newest chapter! I think I’m weirdly most proud of all the little stars I drew 🤣
Kin’s spring musical is The Little Mermaid and I’m not saying that just bc she played Ariel on Monday means she should get the role but I meeeeeaaaaan……
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kin’s spring musical is The Little Mermaid and I’m not saying that just bc she played Ariel on Monday means she should get the role but I meeeeeaaaaan……
I really hate that my deadline to “feeling better” is so close because I’m not okay. I don’t feel much better. I’m going to complain to my one on one tonight bc this is my FIRST real session and I’m halfway thru the fucking program and how am I supposed to fucking get over 30 yrs of shit easily?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I really hate that my deadline to “feeling better” is so close because I’m not okay. I don’t feel much better. I’m going to complain to my one on one tonight bc this is my FIRST real session and I’m halfway thru the fucking program and how am I supposed to fucking get over 30 yrs of shit easily?!
Job subject line: “the Coolest Admin Assistant Job Ever!!!”
Description: run my law office. Do all the things (a literal quote). Wear pjs idgaf!! But also you’re in charge of literally everything and have to contact all my clients and be available 24/7 but also be part time.
Pay: $15k a year
LOL
Description: run my law office. Do all the things (a literal quote). Wear pjs idgaf!! But also you’re in charge of literally everything and have to contact all my clients and be available 24/7 but also be part time.
Pay: $15k a year
LOL
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Job subject line: “the Coolest Admin Assistant Job Ever!!!”
Description: run my law office. Do all the things (a literal quote). Wear pjs idgaf!! But also you’re in charge of literally everything and have to contact all my clients and be available 24/7 but also be part time.
Pay: $15k a year
LOL
Description: run my law office. Do all the things (a literal quote). Wear pjs idgaf!! But also you’re in charge of literally everything and have to contact all my clients and be available 24/7 but also be part time.
Pay: $15k a year
LOL