Alexander the Aggressively Average
@thatsassguy.bsky.social
Staff attorney at App. Ct. Md. (views mine & such). I write good. Just want to leave the world a little better than I found it. UNCA Music & Penn State Law Alum. He/Him
Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to
New kitten just dropped
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
New kitten just dropped
Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it
June 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it
Saw your man at the Natural History Museum
June 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Saw your man at the Natural History Museum
Saw some big rocks today
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Saw some big rocks today
The Globe is flatter than I expected
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Globe is flatter than I expected
Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes
June 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes
Super looking forward to the trademark litigation subplot in the next Avengers movie
May 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Super looking forward to the trademark litigation subplot in the next Avengers movie
Slowly starting to accept that I'll probably never be able to return to private practice because my personal need to be right about a legal issue often clashes with what's best for the client
April 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Slowly starting to accept that I'll probably never be able to return to private practice because my personal need to be right about a legal issue often clashes with what's best for the client
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Government workers when DOGE shows up.
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*reviewing application materials from a person who uses two spaces after a period*
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
December 20, 2024 at 11:01 PM
*reviewing application materials from a person who uses two spaces after a period*
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?
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✨ GIVEAWAY! ✨
Tis the season! In the spirit of the holidays we're giving away a Prismatic Sea Glass set 🌈 Giveaway ends 12/13 at noon CT.
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Tis the season! In the spirit of the holidays we're giving away a Prismatic Sea Glass set 🌈 Giveaway ends 12/13 at noon CT.
To Enter:
✨ Follow this account
🎲 Repost this post
💚 For an extra entry, tell us about an NPC or bond your character cherishes 🥹
#dnd #dice #ttrpg
December 6, 2024 at 4:39 PM
POV: you're getting home from the gym, and it's breakfast time
December 5, 2024 at 11:06 AM
POV: you're getting home from the gym, and it's breakfast time
Told my D&D players I wasn't in the headspace for the dark setting they're in right now for our main campaign. So the last two sessions we've just done level 20 shenanigans where every room they enter has at least 5 mimics that know 9th level spells. The chaos has been so cathartic
November 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Told my D&D players I wasn't in the headspace for the dark setting they're in right now for our main campaign. So the last two sessions we've just done level 20 shenanigans where every room they enter has at least 5 mimics that know 9th level spells. The chaos has been so cathartic
Everything kind of sucks right now, but here's a picture of a fat squirrel sitting on a pumpkin on our front stoop. I hope it brings you a little joy ❤️
November 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Everything kind of sucks right now, but here's a picture of a fat squirrel sitting on a pumpkin on our front stoop. I hope it brings you a little joy ❤️