Anyone who tries to tell you that 86 means to kill someone thinks you're even dumber than they are and is clearly just manipulating you.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Elon musk isn’t elected.

He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.

And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.

It's the best feeling when you're working on a car and you finally get to switch your ratchet to tighten!

I really hate that the new thing for articles is to not finish writing it. I keep scrolling through pages and pages of ads looking for the last few paragraphs of whatever I'm reading!

The year is 2029. It's the third term of the Trump administration. You're standing in line for your gov't mandated green coffee enema. Luckily, your private insurance is willing to cover up to 3% of the cost in the form of a mail-in rebate!

Considering they got everything they wanted in the election, the right seems no less filled with rage, envy, suspicion, and bile than they've ever been.

This is such a breath of fresh air compared to pits of despair everywhere else on the internet.

My obligatory cat photo, this is my sweet baby Domino

Check out some feel good tunes from my band Silver Saturn!
open.spotify.com/artist/2QoKC...

My sweet Ruby helps me feel better on days like today