The Original LawyerCat
@thatlawyercat.bsky.social
objecting to everything. meows here don't represent any human’s views and are not legal cat-vice.
When the next President comes in, they'll have to sweep the White House renovations for Russian (and other) listening devices.
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When the next President comes in, they'll have to sweep the White House renovations for Russian (and other) listening devices.
What if it's not just a ballroom but a throne room?
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What if it's not just a ballroom but a throne room?
The best explanation of “circular financing” is old but good… youtu.be/6s2xTttJHtI?...
Beavis and Butthead Candy Sale part 1
YouTube video by Frank Dux
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The best explanation of “circular financing” is old but good… youtu.be/6s2xTttJHtI?...
@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social call it being "kavanaughed." It's shorter.
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social call it being "kavanaughed." It's shorter.
Subtweet of the year
"As the Supreme Court has recognized, a design is better represented by an illustration 'than it could be by any description and a description would probably not be intelligible without the illustration.'" Egyptian Goddess, 543 F.3d at 679 (Fed. Cir. 2008) (quoting Dobson, 118 U.S. 10, 14 (1886).
September 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Subtweet of the year
Three simple tricks in 2026:
(1) declare minority-majority congressional districts unconstitutional by reinterpreting the 14th,
(2) bar private VRA sec. 2 challenges, allowing only federal gov suits, &
(3) Trump admin challenges only dem gerrymanders and urban districts. @marcelias.bsky.social
(1) declare minority-majority congressional districts unconstitutional by reinterpreting the 14th,
(2) bar private VRA sec. 2 challenges, allowing only federal gov suits, &
(3) Trump admin challenges only dem gerrymanders and urban districts. @marcelias.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Three simple tricks in 2026:
(1) declare minority-majority congressional districts unconstitutional by reinterpreting the 14th,
(2) bar private VRA sec. 2 challenges, allowing only federal gov suits, &
(3) Trump admin challenges only dem gerrymanders and urban districts. @marcelias.bsky.social
(1) declare minority-majority congressional districts unconstitutional by reinterpreting the 14th,
(2) bar private VRA sec. 2 challenges, allowing only federal gov suits, &
(3) Trump admin challenges only dem gerrymanders and urban districts. @marcelias.bsky.social
I made the mistake of opening Twitter in my locked account and OMG I don’t miss it at all.
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I made the mistake of opening Twitter in my locked account and OMG I don’t miss it at all.
Is BlueSky’s 20M people measured in metric people or English people?
November 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Is BlueSky’s 20M people measured in metric people or English people?
If you still have a Twitter account, beware of “follow fraud” where an account you follow - like “I love Barak Obama” could silently change it’s name and profile overnight to “I love Jeffrey Epstein.” Suddenly you have an instant smear campaign against a targeted set of account owners /1
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
If you still have a Twitter account, beware of “follow fraud” where an account you follow - like “I love Barak Obama” could silently change it’s name and profile overnight to “I love Jeffrey Epstein.” Suddenly you have an instant smear campaign against a targeted set of account owners /1
Obviously the Cheat’s car
September 8, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Obviously the Cheat’s car
Controversial π-day opinion: The digits of Pi have no meaning beyond the 124th place, which goes below the Planck length and thus can have no observable impact on the universe as a whole.
March 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Controversial π-day opinion: The digits of Pi have no meaning beyond the 124th place, which goes below the Planck length and thus can have no observable impact on the universe as a whole.
Some say the Earth is flat.
Some say the Earth is round.
I say the Earth is a dodecahedron.
Some say the Earth is round.
I say the Earth is a dodecahedron.
March 14, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Some say the Earth is flat.
Some say the Earth is round.
I say the Earth is a dodecahedron.
Some say the Earth is round.
I say the Earth is a dodecahedron.
Elon’s Twitter these days makes YouTube comments seem good.
January 15, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Elon’s Twitter these days makes YouTube comments seem good.
You can throw caution to every warning sign, but you can’t throw every warning sign to caution.
January 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
You can throw caution to every warning sign, but you can’t throw every warning sign to caution.
Finding a quiet spot – somewhere on a rock off Maine, on the west coast of Kauai, a Sierra peak. You realize we’re emmersed in a sea of stars and your world gets smaller & larger at the same time.
September 18, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Finding a quiet spot – somewhere on a rock off Maine, on the west coast of Kauai, a Sierra peak. You realize we’re emmersed in a sea of stars and your world gets smaller & larger at the same time.