Tyler Branch
@tgbranch.bsky.social
One of Eric Adams’ worst crimes is making me miss Bill de Blasio
February 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One of Eric Adams’ worst crimes is making me miss Bill de Blasio
Luka’s bodily fluids could all turn into sweet tea and I still wouldn’t trade him.
February 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Luka’s bodily fluids could all turn into sweet tea and I still wouldn’t trade him.
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want a real voice in this year's NYC elections? make sure you've switched parties ***by Feb. 14*** if you want to vote in the primaries in June
(this is ESPECIALLY true for independent/unaffiliated/'blank' voters and third parties like WFP and Conservative)
(this is ESPECIALLY true for independent/unaffiliated/'blank' voters and third parties like WFP and Conservative)
To Vote in This Summer’s Primary, Switch Your Party Now
You can only vote in NYC primaries if you’re registered with a party — and the deadline is coming up fast.
www.thecity.nyc
January 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
want a real voice in this year's NYC elections? make sure you've switched parties ***by Feb. 14*** if you want to vote in the primaries in June
(this is ESPECIALLY true for independent/unaffiliated/'blank' voters and third parties like WFP and Conservative)
(this is ESPECIALLY true for independent/unaffiliated/'blank' voters and third parties like WFP and Conservative)
Hillary Clinton must feel so gaslit that America obsessed over her marriage from the early 90s thru House of Cards.
Now the First Lady doesn’t even live at the White House and no one ever talks about it.
Now the First Lady doesn’t even live at the White House and no one ever talks about it.
January 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hillary Clinton must feel so gaslit that America obsessed over her marriage from the early 90s thru House of Cards.
Now the First Lady doesn’t even live at the White House and no one ever talks about it.
Now the First Lady doesn’t even live at the White House and no one ever talks about it.
Bot farms that Justin Baldoni and Johnny Depp pay for really do work, so this’ll be hard on Blake. They capitalize on the internet’s instinct to blame, shame, and villainize women. It feels like everyone’s mocking this woman so real people join in. It snowballs until we let guilty men off the hook.
A judge has set a March 9, 2026 date for Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni to go on trial.
The date could be canceled if both sides reach a settlement before then, Variety reports.
The date could be canceled if both sides reach a settlement before then, Variety reports.
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bot farms that Justin Baldoni and Johnny Depp pay for really do work, so this’ll be hard on Blake. They capitalize on the internet’s instinct to blame, shame, and villainize women. It feels like everyone’s mocking this woman so real people join in. It snowballs until we let guilty men off the hook.
Still feels like Hunter Biden getting pardoned (for not paying his taxes) was a bigger news story than Trump pardoning violent criminals who stormed the Capitol.
"Flood the zone with shit" continues to work.
"Flood the zone with shit" continues to work.
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Still feels like Hunter Biden getting pardoned (for not paying his taxes) was a bigger news story than Trump pardoning violent criminals who stormed the Capitol.
"Flood the zone with shit" continues to work.
"Flood the zone with shit" continues to work.
Why was there a dictator-like message played during the halftime show??? #nationalchampionship
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Why was there a dictator-like message played during the halftime show??? #nationalchampionship
He’s the president but I don’t care
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Blaze Foley "Oval Room" live at the Cave Club (circa 1986)
YouTube video by Austin History Center
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January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He’s the president but I don’t care
youtu.be/ctebQIYhJzQ?...
youtu.be/ctebQIYhJzQ?...
No matter what you think about the TikTok ban, it’s so scary that ByteDance was able to buy a U.S. president’s support.
January 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No matter what you think about the TikTok ban, it’s so scary that ByteDance was able to buy a U.S. president’s support.
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No words right now.
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No words right now.
Kamala Harris delivers an extraordinary snub to J.D. Vance by skipping inaugural tradition of trying to hang Trump’s vice president
Vice President-elect J.D. Vance has not received an invitation for a formal sit-down with his predecessor https://bit.ly/3DS3MrL
January 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Kamala Harris delivers an extraordinary snub to J.D. Vance by skipping inaugural tradition of trying to hang Trump’s vice president
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...
theonion.com
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 AM
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
Jared Goff's forehead is that red BEFORE the game? Does he need a bigger helmet or something?
December 6, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Jared Goff's forehead is that red BEFORE the game? Does he need a bigger helmet or something?
I don't think presidents should even have the power to pardon.
But arguing that this sets a bad precedent is completely insane! Do you think Trump even knows that precedent and president are different words?
But arguing that this sets a bad precedent is completely insane! Do you think Trump even knows that precedent and president are different words?
December 3, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I don't think presidents should even have the power to pardon.
But arguing that this sets a bad precedent is completely insane! Do you think Trump even knows that precedent and president are different words?
But arguing that this sets a bad precedent is completely insane! Do you think Trump even knows that precedent and president are different words?
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
In the past week, the president-elect has said he'll use the military to round up people and deport them, he'll bypass the Senate to make appointments, and he might have a third term.
But every news article is about whether the Harris campaign gave Oprah per diem. We're so screwed.
But every news article is about whether the Harris campaign gave Oprah per diem. We're so screwed.
November 19, 2024 at 12:45 PM
In the past week, the president-elect has said he'll use the military to round up people and deport them, he'll bypass the Senate to make appointments, and he might have a third term.
But every news article is about whether the Harris campaign gave Oprah per diem. We're so screwed.
But every news article is about whether the Harris campaign gave Oprah per diem. We're so screwed.
LOSERS: whales, bears, humans
WINNERS: brain worms
WINNERS: brain worms
Breaking News: President-elect Donald Trump will nominate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has spread false information about vaccines and publicly contradicted the CDC’s recommendation that communities fluoridate their water, to lead the Department of Health and Human Services. nyti.ms/3UREkbK
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
LOSERS: whales, bears, humans
WINNERS: brain worms
WINNERS: brain worms