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Tyler
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Company holiday party album just dropped
Why is it snowing again
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
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February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Do I live in Connecticut now?
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I just accidentally preordered Lisa Rinna’s book on my bosses card, oops
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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I drink iced coffee in single digit temperatures because I’m both gay and from New England
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Happy -30 wind chill to you too
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I’ll always remember 2023 as the year I perfected my campfire corn game
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Yeah, so, yeah
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I’m all for change at work.

But maybe it shouldn’t be a change to a monthly forecasting process, every month, for the past 13 months.

It’s whispering incompetence. Shouting even?
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Maybe it’s time to start planning this year’s garden…
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Thinking about hairy men 💭
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Salt and vinegar chips… that’s it
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Pushing the limits on how long I can go without a trim
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Fuck Rob (I would) and he’ll never be Lisa Rinna
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I’m a one girl revolution
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Nothing like ground up construction in 20” of snow with a client who doesn’t understand weather impacts.
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Well, that’s a lot of snow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Is it the snow or the red wine making me feral? We may never know.
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The occasional login to Facebook always reminds me how fucking stupid Americans are.
January 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I made a fudge round and nutter butter cake
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I do think less of you if you’re still using X. There’s no reason to be contributing to that white nationalist cesspool.
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Snow day round two is making it hard to motivate at all
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I’m pretty proud of our first attempt at soup dumplings from scratch. Certainly some tweaks for next time.
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Me spilling gasoline on my leg on the jobsite today
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I’m sorry to my new office neighbors, but I talk loudly on my phone.
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM