Another successful fried turkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Another successful fried turkey
Shaved with the wrong blade, so here’s baby face
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Shaved with the wrong blade, so here’s baby face
Final harvest of the szn 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Final harvest of the szn 🥲
Is that the -
The Kylie Minogue Tension Tour toiletry bag? Yeah it is.
The Kylie Minogue Tension Tour toiletry bag? Yeah it is.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Is that the -
The Kylie Minogue Tension Tour toiletry bag? Yeah it is.
The Kylie Minogue Tension Tour toiletry bag? Yeah it is.
Meet me at the dick bar
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Meet me at the dick bar
Left some blood in Sicily, feels like a good omen.
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Left some blood in Sicily, feels like a good omen.
First leg of PTO, and my leg.
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
First leg of PTO, and my leg.
Obligatory haircut pic (I need to shave.)
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Obligatory haircut pic (I need to shave.)
My mom casually posted this today. Put some respect on her name. (I’m not telling you her name)
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My mom casually posted this today. Put some respect on her name. (I’m not telling you her name)
Okay but this took way too long, ffs
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Okay but this took way too long, ffs
Hey whys there a framed painting of a possum queen in the local Dunkin?
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hey whys there a framed painting of a possum queen in the local Dunkin?
The thing about weddings are the bathrooms
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The thing about weddings are the bathrooms
When it’s the besties bday
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When it’s the besties bday
Hairy tits post? (Sorry it’s been a LONG day)
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hairy tits post? (Sorry it’s been a LONG day)
At the club and ready for pizza
October 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
At the club and ready for pizza
At least I’m having a good hair day - even for wearing a hard hat half the day
September 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
At least I’m having a good hair day - even for wearing a hard hat half the day
I guess I’m growing out my hair now
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I guess I’m growing out my hair now
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
Another day of working with animals
September 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Another day of working with animals