Tessa
@tessicat.bsky.social
Tactile.
Cats, mostly.
Jack Crawford sent a trainee…. to me? https://boxd.it/77uR
BFFs with Jamie Lee Curtis and Samuel L Jackson.
Help the Octopus🐙 https://secure.peta.org.uk/page/97239/action/1?locale=en-GB
BELIEVE WOMEN.
Cats, mostly.
Jack Crawford sent a trainee…. to me? https://boxd.it/77uR
BFFs with Jamie Lee Curtis and Samuel L Jackson.
Help the Octopus🐙 https://secure.peta.org.uk/page/97239/action/1?locale=en-GB
BELIEVE WOMEN.
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Tessa
@tessicat.bsky.social
· Sep 3
Thanks for all your birthday wishes yesterday! My birthday twin, Keanu and I had a great day.
When I was working Bath Film Festival last year I called GROGU “baby yoda”, and the shock and disappointment on our interns face has stayed with me and I can only call it GROGU now 😆
a baby yoda holding an ice cream cone in his hand
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January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
When I was working Bath Film Festival last year I called GROGU “baby yoda”, and the shock and disappointment on our interns face has stayed with me and I can only call it GROGU now 😆
I’m not taking the Christmas tree down until Christmas tree recycling day.
Is this illegal or will I be cursed all year?
Is this illegal or will I be cursed all year?
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m not taking the Christmas tree down until Christmas tree recycling day.
Is this illegal or will I be cursed all year?
Is this illegal or will I be cursed all year?
Does anyone else’s tinnitus get worse in the cold?
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Does anyone else’s tinnitus get worse in the cold?
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Rape Crisis Ireland has called for a total ban on AI-based functions that can produce sexual images of children and adults. It comes after Coimisiún na Meán said it's engaging with the European Commission over concerns the AI tool Grok is being used to create sexually explicit images on X
Call for ban over AI 'nudification' features
Rape Crisis Ireland has called for a total ban on artificial intelligence-based functions that can produce sexual images of children and adults.
www.rte.ie
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Rape Crisis Ireland has called for a total ban on AI-based functions that can produce sexual images of children and adults. It comes after Coimisiún na Meán said it's engaging with the European Commission over concerns the AI tool Grok is being used to create sexually explicit images on X
I just arranged a teams meeting with someone and they asked me for my postcode
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I just arranged a teams meeting with someone and they asked me for my postcode
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With hindsight, European nations should have acted against Hitler much sooner and more robustly.
Future historians may draw a similar conclusion about Trump, if the planet survives his megalomania.
Future historians may draw a similar conclusion about Trump, if the planet survives his megalomania.
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
With hindsight, European nations should have acted against Hitler much sooner and more robustly.
Future historians may draw a similar conclusion about Trump, if the planet survives his megalomania.
Future historians may draw a similar conclusion about Trump, if the planet survives his megalomania.
Not a single fekking pre-millennial celeb seems to know what the V sign actually is and they are all annoying me greatly
I must be growing older! ✌🏼
I must be growing older! ✌🏼
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Not a single fekking pre-millennial celeb seems to know what the V sign actually is and they are all annoying me greatly
I must be growing older! ✌🏼
I must be growing older! ✌🏼
Diane Keaton would have been 80 today 💜🤍
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Diane Keaton would have been 80 today 💜🤍
I have not stopped laughing at this scene. It would not go amiss in Troll 2.
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I have not stopped laughing at this scene. It would not go amiss in Troll 2.
It may be cold outside but the cat is loving these sunny window vibes ☀️☀️☀️☀️
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
It may be cold outside but the cat is loving these sunny window vibes ☀️☀️☀️☀️
Maduro must be fuming
a man with a beard has a headset on his ear
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January 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Maduro must be fuming
I’ve started tipping delivery drivers in cash because I just don’t trust any of the corporations anymore… at all
a bald man wearing glasses and a suit is talking on a phone
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January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I’ve started tipping delivery drivers in cash because I just don’t trust any of the corporations anymore… at all
That means New Year resolutions start tomorrow, by the way.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
That means New Year resolutions start tomorrow, by the way.
It’s the last day of Christmas, kids
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
It’s the last day of Christmas, kids
Sunday double feature?
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Sunday double feature?
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DUDE 😍
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DUDE 😍
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Just watched a film and Letterboxd is down so what the hell am I supposed to do??
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Just watched a film and Letterboxd is down so what the hell am I supposed to do??
Steve Zahn having to pee on Jack Black in Anaconda
a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
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January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Steve Zahn having to pee on Jack Black in Anaconda
Overheard in Clifton Sainsbury’s:
“We’ll just have to make do with the olives we’ve got darling”.
“We’ll just have to make do with the olives we’ve got darling”.
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Overheard in Clifton Sainsbury’s:
“We’ll just have to make do with the olives we’ve got darling”.
“We’ll just have to make do with the olives we’ve got darling”.
This little prick woke me up at 5am with a mad case of double zoomies - but will I get revenge?
No, I won’t.
No, I won’t.
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
This little prick woke me up at 5am with a mad case of double zoomies - but will I get revenge?
No, I won’t.
No, I won’t.
I’m having a Kevin Kline appreciation moment
two men are standing next to each other in front of an elevator
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of an elevator
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January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I’m having a Kevin Kline appreciation moment