Terrill Fischer
@terrillific.bsky.social
I'm a Recovering Serious Person. I just wanna be a comic relief. Please no DM's.
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A Campbell's Soup exec on a recording: “We have sh*t for f**king poor people. Who buys our sh*t? . . . It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**ks in it . . . bioengineered meat, I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.” Oops!
www.thecampbellscompany.com/newsroom/new...
www.thecampbellscompany.com/newsroom/new...
Company statement on the Garza Lawsuit and alleged audio recording - The Campbell's Company
We want to make sure you know the facts. Robert Garza, a former Campbell’s employee, recently released an alleged audio recording of him speaking with Campbell’s VP of Information Technology, Martin B...
www.thecampbellscompany.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A Campbell's Soup exec on a recording: “We have sh*t for f**king poor people. Who buys our sh*t? . . . It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**ks in it . . . bioengineered meat, I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.” Oops!
www.thecampbellscompany.com/newsroom/new...
www.thecampbellscompany.com/newsroom/new...
If you experience a baseball game lasting longer than 17 innings, call your doctor immediately.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If you experience a baseball game lasting longer than 17 innings, call your doctor immediately.
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"Going to Arby's for steak" has got to be a recession indicator. It indicates something anyway
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Going to Arby's for steak" has got to be a recession indicator. It indicates something anyway
RFK Jr to Tucker Carlson: “We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.”
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
RFK Jr to Tucker Carlson: “We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.”
Some days social media sucks. Today is one of those days.
October 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Some days social media sucks. Today is one of those days.
We got a lot of homegrown shitheads in this country.
September 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We got a lot of homegrown shitheads in this country.
Drumph is linked to depression and anger.
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Drumph is linked to depression and anger.
MAGA is just scientology for broke people.
September 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
MAGA is just scientology for broke people.
They have already removed and concreted the Rose Garden.
”They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.” - Joni Mitchell
”They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.” - Joni Mitchell
September 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
They have already removed and concreted the Rose Garden.
”They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.” - Joni Mitchell
”They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.” - Joni Mitchell
Every disaster movie starts with politicians ignoring a scientist.
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Every disaster movie starts with politicians ignoring a scientist.
We are in a wrong zeitgeist.
August 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
We are in a wrong zeitgeist.
The doctor said take two tablets a day. I said, ‘Cool—can I choose which ones? I like ibuprofen and Skittles.’
July 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The doctor said take two tablets a day. I said, ‘Cool—can I choose which ones? I like ibuprofen and Skittles.’
Everyone loves the idea of Christmas in July, but somehow, my fireworks display on Thanksgiving just doesn’t get the same enthusiasm!
July 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Everyone loves the idea of Christmas in July, but somehow, my fireworks display on Thanksgiving just doesn’t get the same enthusiasm!
Trump sent officials to see Ghislaine Maxwell quicker than he sent FEMA to Texas.
July 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Trump sent officials to see Ghislaine Maxwell quicker than he sent FEMA to Texas.