1AMWawaHoagie
@terriblyuncool.bsky.social
Terminally uncool Minneapolis resident
He/him
At the co-op or dog park
He/him
At the co-op or dog park
Caleb might just fucking suck.
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Caleb might just fucking suck.
I hate house chores.
I love stabbing my sidewalk ice to death with my big metal wedge.
I love stabbing my sidewalk ice to death with my big metal wedge.
Go buy a big iron spear from Menards and achieve CATHARSIS
I'm recommending nobody attempt using the sidewalks. Extremely dangerous out here. I've been sick for a few days and I'm just discovering. I don't recall ever seeing it this bad.
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I hate house chores.
I love stabbing my sidewalk ice to death with my big metal wedge.
I love stabbing my sidewalk ice to death with my big metal wedge.
I don't have anything to add to yesterday's horror; just how I cope.
I find playing this album very loud and screaming to it in the car very cathartic, if that's your thing.
23 Live Sex Acts
open.spotify.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I don't have anything to add to yesterday's horror; just how I cope.
I find playing this album very loud and screaming to it in the car very cathartic, if that's your thing.
23 Live Sex Acts
open.spotify.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I find playing this album very loud and screaming to it in the car very cathartic, if that's your thing.
Hell yeah NJ
Protest sign on Route 4 in Paramus, New Jersey reads “ICE murders woman in MN”
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Hell yeah NJ
Reposted by 1AMWawaHoagie
Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
Messenger aside, any DFL candidate for 60A/60 needs to be against mobile sports betting to get my vote.
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Messenger aside, any DFL candidate for 60A/60 needs to be against mobile sports betting to get my vote.
ATTN NE: ICE IS AT 27TH AND JOHNSON
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
ATTN NE: ICE IS AT 27TH AND JOHNSON
Black ice abound, careful
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Black ice abound, careful
The only place ICE is good is under the heel of my boot.
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The only place ICE is good is under the heel of my boot.
I think Kelly Sheffield was justifiably angry at the way certain agent(s) lured players away from the team.
It was a terrible idea to call out players specifically, including conversations in private.
It was a terrible idea to call out players specifically, including conversations in private.
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I think Kelly Sheffield was justifiably angry at the way certain agent(s) lured players away from the team.
It was a terrible idea to call out players specifically, including conversations in private.
It was a terrible idea to call out players specifically, including conversations in private.
In the depths of LaBahn, under lock and key, Mark Johnson has the original scrolls of hockey shithousery.
Every badger gets to read it and take its knowledge with them.
Watts banking it in? COB throwing it off Hemp? COB between the legs to Woz? Scannell banking it in?
Every badger gets to read it and take its knowledge with them.
Watts banking it in? COB throwing it off Hemp? COB between the legs to Woz? Scannell banking it in?
Hannah Bilka and Anna Wilgren score their shootout attempts, and that's all the Torrent need to win!
Here's every Seattle shootout attempt from the game.
#SeattleTorrent #PWHL #SeattleSports
Here's every Seattle shootout attempt from the game.
#SeattleTorrent #PWHL #SeattleSports
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
In the depths of LaBahn, under lock and key, Mark Johnson has the original scrolls of hockey shithousery.
Every badger gets to read it and take its knowledge with them.
Watts banking it in? COB throwing it off Hemp? COB between the legs to Woz? Scannell banking it in?
Every badger gets to read it and take its knowledge with them.
Watts banking it in? COB throwing it off Hemp? COB between the legs to Woz? Scannell banking it in?
There are going to be so many WCHA departures for the Olympics, I'm not sure who ends up on top.
However, if CK and EG both get called up for Team Canada, Duluth might need to win the WCHA to make the tournament.
However, if CK and EG both get called up for Team Canada, Duluth might need to win the WCHA to make the tournament.
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
There are going to be so many WCHA departures for the Olympics, I'm not sure who ends up on top.
However, if CK and EG both get called up for Team Canada, Duluth might need to win the WCHA to make the tournament.
However, if CK and EG both get called up for Team Canada, Duluth might need to win the WCHA to make the tournament.
I'm fine with Klobuchar if she brings a long coat tail down ballot.
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm fine with Klobuchar if she brings a long coat tail down ballot.
Matt understands the golden rule:
Every tweet is bad (sans NWS updates)
Every tweet is bad (sans NWS updates)
Broke my own rule: never post!
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Matt understands the golden rule:
Every tweet is bad (sans NWS updates)
Every tweet is bad (sans NWS updates)
Looks like you can't redeem until mid-Feb tho.
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Looks like you can't redeem until mid-Feb tho.
Hey Mets people @aprilglick.bsky.social @jessespector.com @maggie162.bsky.social Costco already has its Mets 2026 ticket deal out
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Hey Mets people @aprilglick.bsky.social @jessespector.com @maggie162.bsky.social Costco already has its Mets 2026 ticket deal out
The Governor of MN doesn't have a cool house on a lake like Wisconsin (maps.app.goo.gl/y3FcuEptbW55...) or ocean like New Jersey (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_...), so you really have got to like St. Paul.
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
The Governor of MN doesn't have a cool house on a lake like Wisconsin (maps.app.goo.gl/y3FcuEptbW55...) or ocean like New Jersey (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_...), so you really have got to like St. Paul.
However, as a member of the tribe, I do not envy any Jewish person running for office in this environment.
I think Steve Simon should run
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
However, as a member of the tribe, I do not envy any Jewish person running for office in this environment.
I think Steve Simon should run
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I think Steve Simon should run
You ever get distracted from a task and get deep into Marat Safin backhand highlights?
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
You ever get distracted from a task and get deep into Marat Safin backhand highlights?
Btw, it's BANANAS that Zumwinkle is going to the Olympics over Abby Roque.
It is not out of the question that Montreal could be tanking for Caroline Harvey.
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Btw, it's BANANAS that Zumwinkle is going to the Olympics over Abby Roque.
It is not out of the question that Montreal could be tanking for Caroline Harvey.
January 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It is not out of the question that Montreal could be tanking for Caroline Harvey.
Hot Take: if you are down to your third string QB in the NFL, you should be required to run the triple option ( @stevengodfrey.bsky.social ). No one wants to watch a QB with negative snaps all year run an offense.
It would probably make games more competitive.
It would probably make games more competitive.
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Hot Take: if you are down to your third string QB in the NFL, you should be required to run the triple option ( @stevengodfrey.bsky.social ). No one wants to watch a QB with negative snaps all year run an offense.
It would probably make games more competitive.
It would probably make games more competitive.
