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1AMWawaHoagie
@terriblyuncool.bsky.social
Terminally uncool Minneapolis resident
He/him
At the co-op or dog park
If Pete Alonso doesn't resign with the Mets, what NE bar makes the best Irish coffees?
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's, uh, escaping containment.
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Not a gif, but that faux gag sound @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social makes in normal gossip episodes.
If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I love mess gif
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Olivia Nuzzi's excerpt is the worst writing to come out of a chain smoking Monmouth County person since I sent in my college essays in 2004.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I like her music.

I wouldn't see her again in concert.
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
🤔
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
RUH ROH
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There is a non-zero chance we run the triple option today. Like 3%.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you happen to know of something along those lines, I would be grateful for a connection.

Mucho Thanks.
I don't like serious posting here, but I got laid off a few months ago and am looking for work. Ive got 10+ years experience on the managerial side of healthcare (administration, financial consulting, strategy, project/program management).
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I don't like serious posting here, but I got laid off a few months ago and am looking for work. Ive got 10+ years experience on the managerial side of healthcare (administration, financial consulting, strategy, project/program management).
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Mirror of Korea (On Snelling) has a new menu.

It has Gamjatang!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I would like the MPLS council to lower the price of cigarettes.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had long wondered what MJ's timeline was (he once said he would stop at 70 (currently 68)). I also felt that once his horse farm project was off the ground, it might have signaled he was stepping back.

Per below, looks like he will push on.
Mark Johnson: Still Enjoying the (Legendary) Ride | Wisconsin Badgers
Wisconsin Badgers
uwbadgers.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I do not use his name, in fact I will often only use the initials of any people I mention in my tweets.

I have no interest in being a part of any global conversation; I need to discharge my current thoughts like Dumbledore putting memories in the bowl.
I don't think today is the president's last day.

Just in case, I'm going to get an emergency pack of camel lights.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don't think today is the president's last day.

Just in case, I'm going to get an emergency pack of camel lights.
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Does anyone want to go with me to Hoban in Eagan to eat a Gamjatang?
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have a chest cold and didn't see the Aurora.

Instead, please post pics of soup.

Thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you stand outside in the Aurora too long you get super powers.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hey anyone know what happened at the corner of Lowry and Johnson??
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Curry Goat Roti would fix Minneapolis, I'm sure of it.
Yikes. Would leave a big hole in Southwest. lims.minneapolismn.gov/Download/RCA...
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Looks like someone is about to roll out the barrel.
Wearing three sweaters right now
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
New Library Card
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Wisconsin should run the Triple against IU.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What I'm listening to right now
Radiator Hospital Mix
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM