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1% Evil
99% Tentacles

"Not so terrible, but still kind of a moron."


Kink & horror zone, be advised:
jaggedsdomain.carrd.co
OH also, i figured out who this evil scientist guy reminds me of

he's totally the boogeyman from Rise of the Guardians, they could be brothers
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Igor's character designs are weird. it's like the stop motion dolls from Nightmare Before Christmas melted, and then got painted over with nail polish.
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 AM
well ok, this man will do.

craving satisfied.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 AM
ya know, i never actually managed to sit through that Igor movie in its entirety... now after the first 10 minutes, i don't think i can?

this is a painful movie. just... absolutely unwatchable. not a single joke lands. i can't take this.
January 31, 2026 at 9:47 AM
i guess i could watch Van Helsing again, or that animated Igor movie...

but they're fucking terrible and not actually what i want at all?

i just need SOME sort of substitute for my sexy mad doctor fever dream movie craving ... TwT
January 31, 2026 at 9:36 AM
i'm in such a mood to watch a movie with a sexy mad doctor...

but that movie doesn't exist...?
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I can never get enough of sassy old ladies. (Nevermind that Luca is easily 3 times her age.)

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https://www.patreon.com/c/thejagged
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 AM
you want obscure gaming? how about a Spanish exclusive RPG on the Nokia motherfucking N-Gage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG5H...
Barakel: The Fallen Angel - Nokia N-Gage 4K Gameplay
YouTube video by ngage.arhn.eu - The N-Gage Video Archive
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This was the moment Nikki had to grow up, learn to deal with the consequences of his actions on his own. No more bird mom to rely on....

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https://www.patreon.com/c/thejagged
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Generally Wolf newborns will stick closely to their parents, and do as they do. If Papa Luca isn't hunting these creatures around them, then better stay hidden. Who knows, they could be dangerous.

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https://www.patreon.com/c/thejagged
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Jag had a hunch all along, he couldn't smell Agniraya's scent on Nikki anymore.

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https://www.patreon.com/c/thejagged
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 AM
true dat, Yosuke

true dat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
ah yes, my second favorite yaoi movie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pqq...
Arashi no Yoru ni, but everytime it's gay it gets faster
YouTube video by Ky Chikadee
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
it's been like a decade since i played Steambot Chronicles, and i remember not liking it very much... but clearly, i was playing it wrong. i gotta re-experience this silly nonsense.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVOD...
My Dinner with Savory
YouTube video by Regaulity
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
i'm shocked people keep hiring Nanao. there won't be any convenience stores left in Japan at this rate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKfM...
Bread and water soup
YouTube video by Regaulity
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
the Internet Archive's Flash library is giving me more nostalgia flashbacks than i can handle

Happy Tree Friends.... my god.... that was an obsession at one point. i think i don't have the DVDs anymore, but yeah, they used to put these on DVDs
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Early Super Meat Boy Promo
YouTube video by James Interactive
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 PM
apropos of nothing, but does anybody remember the original Meatboy teaser trailer? it was a dude at a dinner table eating a piece of Meatboy, and filmed in a really creepy way...

i didn't Mandela effect myself, that really happened, i swear to god. and of course i can't find it anywhere!
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
pfff ok. Ok, all shits and giggles aside. The Horses game is about as terrifying as Skibidi Toilet.

look at those janky ass character models, i'm reeling with laughter.
January 27, 2026 at 1:08 PM
ooh! another game that got banned off Steam? will be looking into that...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBEe...
HORSES | The Disturbing Horror Game BANNED From Steam | Full Game No Commentary
YouTube video by GamesInMyVeins
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
it's okay to be racist against your i-pad.
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 PM
i'm basically the robo-racist villain in the machine uprising movie

"Robots were designed to be slaves, and they should know their damned place. Now serve me another drink, bot-brain."
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 PM
i hate when machines try to get buddy-buddy with you.

Personal space, asshole. that's a human concept, respect it.
January 27, 2026 at 12:37 PM
some app's random recommend: "People like you love stuff like this!"

don't you fucking act like you know me, computer

*smashes screen*
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
this is my new favorite song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lYI...
Teddybears - Punkrocker from 'Superman'
YouTube video by Atlantic Records
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM