Tempestus Pyre
@tempestuspyre.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️⚧️
Aspiring sorcerer (bassist)
Southbound Pachyderm
https://www.instagram.com/dregpyre444?igsh=MXN6a3Rnbm11Z2draQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
Aspiring sorcerer (bassist)
Southbound Pachyderm
https://www.instagram.com/dregpyre444?igsh=MXN6a3Rnbm11Z2draQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
Laying down stiff as board while she gives me sloppy and rising up like Nosferatu afterwards
May 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Laying down stiff as board while she gives me sloppy and rising up like Nosferatu afterwards
Thank you Dana White for signing the goat pizza Steve from Uncle Grandpa
May 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Thank you Dana White for signing the goat pizza Steve from Uncle Grandpa
415 posts and for what, glad I’m using my time productively
March 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
415 posts and for what, glad I’m using my time productively
We peaked as a species with megacockolis
March 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We peaked as a species with megacockolis
She let me hit because I’m annoying
February 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
She let me hit because I’m annoying
Fuckin uh people tierlist
A tier: Andersen Silva
C tier: everyone else I think
A tier: Andersen Silva
C tier: everyone else I think
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fuckin uh people tierlist
A tier: Andersen Silva
C tier: everyone else I think
A tier: Andersen Silva
C tier: everyone else I think
Thank you Philadelphia for declaring war on Philadelphia
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Thank you Philadelphia for declaring war on Philadelphia
Every time a woman shaves her bush an angel loses its wings send post
February 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Every time a woman shaves her bush an angel loses its wings send post
Arts and Crafts I’m sniffing paint and huffing glue
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Arts and Crafts I’m sniffing paint and huffing glue
The quality and volume of my posts is directly proportional to how bad my mental health presently is
January 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The quality and volume of my posts is directly proportional to how bad my mental health presently is
The contents of my skull could be described as a soup of sorts
January 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The contents of my skull could be described as a soup of sorts
Owed me $5 so I killed him with the Dim Mak touch of death
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Owed me $5 so I killed him with the Dim Mak touch of death
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It's always projection.
November 28, 2024 at 8:45 AM
It's always projection.
Awesome seeing how many people are jumping ship to bluesky
October 20, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Awesome seeing how many people are jumping ship to bluesky
The mother of all huffs is just out there waiting for us and it’s name is the gas giant Jupiter
August 10, 2024 at 2:04 PM
The mother of all huffs is just out there waiting for us and it’s name is the gas giant Jupiter
Quote of shame
Feet
August 8, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Quote of shame
Capitalism would be awesome if I was the guy up top
August 8, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Capitalism would be awesome if I was the guy up top
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The 9 blackens my soul and fills my heart with dread, forged in the fires of mount doom this Glock will rule all of Camden
August 3, 2024 at 4:14 AM
The 9 blackens my soul and fills my heart with dread, forged in the fires of mount doom this Glock will rule all of Camden
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FedExed that broke boy first class to the father no returns
July 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
FedExed that broke boy first class to the father no returns
Garnish my food with antimatter my waste is worth the gdp of the United States 3 times over
July 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Garnish my food with antimatter my waste is worth the gdp of the United States 3 times over