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Tempest, Demon Warrior Princess
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Aka Tempie. Mixed breed dog causing chaos and leaving hair wherever I go. 7 yrs old. Landed in a shelter at 4 wks old before finding my human @darkesthour.bsky.social a few weeks later.
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Mum has declared today Broken Dog Wednesday.
Photo of me, a dog, playing in the sofa this morning. I’m on my back, all twisted like a pretzel with a ball in my mouth.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Wishing you all a spooky night. 👻🕸️🕷️🎃
Me, a dog, out walking in the dark wearing my spider coat again.
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Bat-Dog was the day before yesterday’s news, tonight, Spider-Dog roams the streets, and gets the slow motion treatment.
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Bat-Dog patrolling the streets at night.
I’m sure my mum thinks I’m a toy to be dressed up. 🙄 Next she’ll have me on display with her Transformers and Legend of Zelda toys.
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Watch out, watch out, there’s a giant spider about. 🕸️
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Today we’ve walked through trees, through fields, along a boardwalk through marshland, around a tiny medieval village, and around a lake (twice around the lake). Mum says we’ve not been to Cosmeston Lakes since I was a puppy and I’m 7 now. We should walk here more often.
Me, a dog, sat on a boardwalk next to a lake, looking out into the distance. Me, stood in the boardwalk, looking over my left shoulder at my mum. Me sat on the pathway that leads into the tiny medieval medieval village. There is a stone barn with a thatched roof behind me. Mum says it isn’t the original barn, the rebuilt the buildings based on the foundations they found in the ground. Me, stood in a field, looking over my right shoulder at my mum. I want to cover over the little wooden bridge into another field, but mum said not today. So we walked through the field we were already in.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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This is my friend, Ollie. He’s 10 and barks very loudly. We haven’t seen him for ages but today we saw him In his garden and his mum & dad invited me in to play. They told us that Ollie was very sick this week and they thought they were losing him, but he’s back to his loud self again. I love Ollie.
Me, a dog, sat with my nose near Ollie the Labrador’s face, whilst Ollie looks at my mum.
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I am Bat-Dog. This is an imposter.
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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New profile pic 😈
Photo of me, a dog, looking at the camera with red horns on my head.
October 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Bat-Dog! 🦇🐶
Video of me, a dog, out for a walk as it is getting dark, wearing my bat coat
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Photos from this week.
First 2 from my birthday lunchtime work where mum works, the next 2 from todays walk to our nearby castle.
Me, a dog, laying on my belly on the grass, front legs out in front of me and tongue hanging out, looking past my human mum. Me, again, still a dog, sprawled on my back in the grass, legs in the air and a ball in my mouth. Me, a Demon Warrior Princess dog, sat in an old castle stone wall, looking out over my fiefdom. It’s me, again, the Demon Warrior Princess dog, still sat in the castle wall, with my head stretched up looking at the rafters above. Making sure my enemy’s not about to jump out on me.
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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It’s my birthday and I’ll make a mess if I want to.
Me, a dog, laying amongst torn pieces of brown packing paper. The paper wasn’t even wrapped around a gift, just from a. Box my human mum was emptying. Still me, laying amongst even more torn pieces of paper, after mum and I played with it. Now I’m chewing a bone shaped Scooby Doo toy.
September 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Today is my 7th birthday. 🥳🎂
Me, a dog, as a puppy on the day I came home from the shelter with my new human mum. I’m laying on the marble fire hearth with my head up looking at the camera. Me, an adult dog, in a recent photo. I’m laying in my bed with my head up, but I’m not looking at the camera because mum had just told me off. I didn’t deserve it. A village of photos of me, when I was a puppy, on the day I came home. One photo I’m in my bed chewing a chew, another I’m on the floor with my new striped zebra soft toy (which I didn’t actually destroy for a couple of years). The next I’m laying in my back asleep like a dead bug, and the last I’m asleep in my side. I’m so cute. Me, in a recent photo? Sat in the grass looking up at mum.
September 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Please don’t make me get up. #MondayMorning
Me, a dog, curled up asleep in my bed.
September 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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First walk in the dark of the autumn/winter season. But only because we went out late. Still plenty of daylight evening walks to go yet.
Me, a dog, walking up the road wearing my blue LED collar because some of the pathways are dark and I’ve gotta be seen. I’m ahead of my human mum who is holding my lead and something caught my attention in the dark park as we walked past, so I’m looking to my left to see what it was. No idea what it was. Maybe ghosts getting ready for spooky season.
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Trying in new spooky coat I never asked for because I already have a built in coat, a double coat in fact, so does this now mean I’m a triple coated dog? 👀
Me, a bat, I mean a dog, in a bat coat, side side in and pointedly ignoring my human mum. It is a black coat with blue wings. The wings have stars and moons in them in different colours. There is also a hood, which has white fangs on the front, big eyes, and ears. The inside of the ears match the wings. Still me, still in my bat coat, and still Ignoring mum, but viewed from above. A photo of the hood front on, because you can’t see the fangs in the other photos. The hood is stitched down so I can’t wear it, but it would be too small anyway.
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I’m just a sad dog, watching as my friend is being walked past the house whilst I’m in the house, not being walked.
A photo of me, a dog, looking out of the living room window. Our neighbour has taken the photo as he walks his dog. Note how I say he is being walked and note how I am not being walked. Closer shot of the previous photo, showing the dirty window panes that have nothing to do with me pressing my nose against the glass every day. It’s not like mum has cleaned the outside, so I can’t be completely blamed.
August 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Sniffing all the smelly dog treats, and trying to get a little rub against them at the end, because I’m a dog and that’s what dogs do. The smellier the better, too.
August 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Seems my human mum forgot I exist…well, okay, that my account exists, but I refuse to let the day pass without making an appearance on this #InternationalDogDay because, I’m a dog.
Me, a dog, caught in action. I’ve just caught a treat midair, the camera caught me with my tongue out. Me, a dog, looking up at my human mum, wondering my she is in next door’s garden looking at me over the fence, whilst I’m on my own on the patio in our garden. Mum was watering the neighbour’s plants because they’re on holiday, but not once did she take me in with her. Rude. Me, a dog, staring at the camera, judging you. Me, a dog, on my back on the grass, laying like a dead bug with a stick in my mouth.
August 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I’ta me! I’m in this post. I ended up at the vet, not that I asked to go, and now I have to have eyedrops. 😒
darkesthour.bsky.social DarkestHour @darkesthour.bsky.social · Aug 7
Guess who has 4 legs, a snoot to boop, is very fluffy, and needed to unexpectedly (but not emergency) go to the vets lunchtime. For the 2nd time in 2 & 1/2 weeks. 😱 My bank account is not happy. Her eyelid was swollen, and whilst barely noticeable, it was enough to make her eyes look wonky. O.o. >>
August 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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#OfficeDogs aka office idiots. (Volume off if you don’t want to hear barking, or set of your own dogs.)
August 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Exploring the ruins of Hyrule. What will I find at the top of these overgrown steps? The Temple of Time, a shrine, the remains of a village. Or will I find myself in a lair of the monsters who rise from Ganon’s malice? Only I, Wolf!Link is brave enough to find out.
Me, a dog, I mean Wolf Link, at the bottom of steps which are overgrown with various greenery. Mum says they look like ruins from the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild game. There may be monsters ahead, but I also heard something from the woods alongside us, which is where I’m looking. A bird, or a Moblin, or worse, Evermean Trees, because we don’t have any fire on us. Wait, mum says what would be even, EVEN more worse, Gloom Hands. It’s still me, Wolf Link, making my way up the overgrown steps. Just a few more steps to go before we under the murky unknown. But I’m brave. I’m the Hero of Hyrule. I am Wolf Link and I can take on anything with my teeth.
August 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Just me, mum, and a pair of crows.
Me, a dog, laying in the grass between my human mum’s legs, at the edge of a field. Ahead of us are a pair of crows, which look further away than they are. The one closest to us is the one my mum calls Crowley, he likes to have some of my treats.
August 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I’m an idiot, mum tells me.
Sound on for Wookie sounds.
August 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Who days that on my walks I actually have to walk. Laying on the floor stick monching counts too.
Me, a dog, laying on my side on the grass whilst chewing a stick. Mum says I’ll get bits stuck in my teeth or get splinters, mum worries too much. Still me, still a dog, but laying on my back now, like the dead bug mum calls me, with the stick in my mouth.
August 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM