Boyfriend fell asleep so I'm out here drinking cocktails in the sun til he wakes up. Happy New Year 🥳🥳🥳

Random at the beach: "Could I please have some sunscreen? I forgot to bring some."
Me: "Sure. Help yourself"
Him: Applies sunscreen and then says thank you followed by "Are you a top or bottom?"
Me: "Enjoy the rest of your day"

Who the fuck is ordering a "magic". Grow up!!! ☕

Out and about in Richmond tonight 😊

Listening to the sweet sounds of young lebs talking loudly to my right and islanders jumping off the wharf on my left

The first dude to figure out how to roast meat over a fire must have gotten SO many babes.

Imagine you are a cavebabe and all the cavemen are just gnawing on raw meat, except this one dude who is out there making rotisserie chickens. Who are you going to go for?

At dinner last night and the handsome new waiter has a big ass that I couldn't stop looking at.

Then the BF says "You reckon he works hard to make that thing big, or it's just natural?" Glad I wasn't the only one noticing. But also I'm pretty sure it's natural. We'll be going back there soon 😁

After a morning inside cleaning, I NEED this outside time ☀️☀️☀️

Need to do this more often

Why did I ever move away from the Sunshine Coast???

Back on my Echuca bullshit

Happy fit check Friday or whatever #fcf stands for

Hi. I'm new here. Is "Thicc Thigh Thursday" a thing? 👀