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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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*John Darnielle voice* Mercy for the Blowjob Brothers
July 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
*John Darnielle voice* Mercy for the Blowjob Brothers
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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Small thread announcing a new book: So, for the last five years I've been working on this book. It's a lyrics collection, but there's a lot more to it than that, because just printing up my lyrics for sale would not be my style.
thisyearbook.com
thisyearbook.com
This Year - John Darnielle
From New York Times bestselling author and Mountain Goats’ singer/songwriter John Darnielle—“a master at building suspense” (Los Angeles Times)—comes an epic, gripping novel about murder, truth, artis...
thisyearbook.com
June 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Small thread announcing a new book: So, for the last five years I've been working on this book. It's a lyrics collection, but there's a lot more to it than that, because just printing up my lyrics for sale would not be my style.
thisyearbook.com
thisyearbook.com
Saw the elephant's closest relative yesterday
December 22, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Saw the elephant's closest relative yesterday
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Got some leftover ribs from work and made a salad #goodlunch
December 19, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Got some leftover ribs from work and made a salad #goodlunch
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Narrator: This induces a coma and eventually death.
Me: That sounds nice.
Me: That sounds nice.
December 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Narrator: This induces a coma and eventually death.
Me: That sounds nice.
Me: That sounds nice.
First post I see after logging in, tell me this isn't the perfect platform
gonna impress these teens with my knowledge of 90s alternative rock
December 15, 2024 at 12:41 PM
First post I see after logging in, tell me this isn't the perfect platform
First of all, hell yeah
December 12, 2024 at 7:18 AM
First of all, hell yeah
Having a real "I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid" moment flipping through a "career workbook" at the books section of a fancy clothing store
December 10, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Having a real "I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid" moment flipping through a "career workbook" at the books section of a fancy clothing store
Tiktok just asked me "was this video worth your time" after I scrolled.
Was this video worth my time? Was anything??? Jeez, tiktok, thanks
Was this video worth my time? Was anything??? Jeez, tiktok, thanks
December 10, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Tiktok just asked me "was this video worth your time" after I scrolled.
Was this video worth my time? Was anything??? Jeez, tiktok, thanks
Was this video worth my time? Was anything??? Jeez, tiktok, thanks
Is there literally any torture on the planet greater than trying on pants?
October 11, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Is there literally any torture on the planet greater than trying on pants?
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,140,971!
October 7, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,140,971!