─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍.
@techwizturtle.bsky.social
2 ) 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝑼𝑵𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺
𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙎 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS
...
[ HE STARTS LAUGHING 💀 ]
looks like i win by default .ᐟ
[ HE STARTS LAUGHING 💀 ]
looks like i win by default .ᐟ
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
...
[ HE STARTS LAUGHING 💀 ]
looks like i win by default .ᐟ
[ HE STARTS LAUGHING 💀 ]
looks like i win by default .ᐟ
you're right, sorry . forgot how bad karaoke night was for you, sir dying duck . 👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you're right, sorry . forgot how bad karaoke night was for you, sir dying duck . 👺
you'll change your tune soon enough . 👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
you'll change your tune soon enough . 👺
let's see you try .
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
let's see you try .
[ rises from the dcad ]
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
[ rises from the dcad ]
[ frankly, he's also having the same horrid nightmares ── ugh, this always happened whenever THEIR shredder was about to make a full return ... ]
July 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[ frankly, he's also having the same horrid nightmares ── ugh, this always happened whenever THEIR shredder was about to make a full return ... ]
[ he pulls away from the hoverboard, scratching his chin with his eyes closed . ]
hmm ... i see, i see .
[ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]
hmm ... i see, i see .
[ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]
[She’s starting to look offended.]
i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺
[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[ he pulls away from the hoverboard, scratching his chin with his eyes closed . ]
hmm ... i see, i see .
[ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]
hmm ... i see, i see .
[ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]
[ GLARING BACK . 👺
... 💧
do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]
... 💧
do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]
[ GLARING AT HIM 👺 ]
😃 .......
......
............ 😦 .
......
............ 😦 .
July 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
[ GLARING BACK . 👺
... 💧
do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]
... 💧
do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]
i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺
[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
[Taking the screw, now even more flabbergasted.]
I… can assure you, this hoverboard was made with quality in mind…
I… can assure you, this hoverboard was made with quality in mind…
[ he's been like this since he was a tiny turtle, constantly tearing things apart to see how they work, then put them back together . 💀 . ]
... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .
[ 😭 . ]
... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .
[ 😭 . ]
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺
[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
😃 .......
......
............ 😦 .
......
............ 😦 .
July 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
😃 .......
......
............ 😦 .
......
............ 😦 .
such a great day, i hope nothing bad happens 😃😃😃😃😃😃
July 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
such a great day, i hope nothing bad happens 😃😃😃😃😃😃
[ he's been like this since he was a tiny turtle, constantly tearing things apart to see how they work, then put them back together . 💀 . ]
... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .
[ 😭 . ]
... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .
[ 😭 . ]
I—
[ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED. She just GAVE him a FREE HOVERBOARD and he does THIS with it???]
I— um—???
[ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED. She just GAVE him a FREE HOVERBOARD and he does THIS with it???]
I— um—???
yes, of course . i'm just trying to make sure nothing's faulty before i take it home ──
[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .
... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]
[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .
... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]
July 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
[ he's been like this since he was a tiny turtle, constantly tearing things apart to see how they work, then put them back together . 💀 . ]
... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .
[ 😭 . ]
... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue .
[ 😭 . ]
yes, of course . i'm just trying to make sure nothing's faulty before i take it home ──
[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .
... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]
[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .
... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]
[If she had an eyebrow, she’d be raising it.]
…Everything alright?
…Everything alright?
[ he's examining the hoverboard .
... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]
... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]
July 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
yes, of course . i'm just trying to make sure nothing's faulty before i take it home ──
[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .
... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]
[ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 .
... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]
[ he's examining the hoverboard .
... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]
... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]
No— um.
[Pausing for a moment to process what he just said to her.]
No problem!
[Pausing for a moment to process what he just said to her.]
No problem!
more like sewerhold ──
[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]
anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ
[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]
anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ
July 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
[ he's examining the hoverboard .
... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]
... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]
more like sewerhold ──
[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]
anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ
[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]
anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ
Well, hopefully this will solve any further hoverboard-related disputes in your household!
a hoverboard, huh .ᐣ too bad i've already invented one of my own ── hey, maybe i can give THIS one to my little brother as a gift .ᐟ
he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧
he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧
July 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
more like sewerhold ──
[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]
anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ
[ 💀 .... .ᐣ ]
anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ
a hoverboard, huh .ᐣ too bad i've already invented one of my own ── hey, maybe i can give THIS one to my little brother as a gift .ᐟ
he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧
he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧
[ @techwizturtle.bsky.social ]
Your very own hoverboard! And not the stupid human-invented one that doesn’t even hover. You’ll love getting around with it!
Your very own hoverboard! And not the stupid human-invented one that doesn’t even hover. You’ll love getting around with it!
July 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
a hoverboard, huh .ᐣ too bad i've already invented one of my own ── hey, maybe i can give THIS one to my little brother as a gift .ᐟ
he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧
he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧
a few fixes here, a few fixes there ...
[ he GROANS . 💀 ]
uuuGH, why do mikey and raph always have to BREAK things ── 💧
[ he GROANS . 💀 ]
uuuGH, why do mikey and raph always have to BREAK things ── 💧
July 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
a few fixes here, a few fixes there ...
[ he GROANS . 💀 ]
uuuGH, why do mikey and raph always have to BREAK things ── 💧
[ he GROANS . 💀 ]
uuuGH, why do mikey and raph always have to BREAK things ── 💧
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ
July 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ